*DISCLAMIER: This story is not mine, also I don't own Harry Potter. J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter and the characters.
This story was written in my junior year and my friend's senior year. My senior friend is now in college, she is Norma a.k.a. grandma. Hi grandma birdy, kitty monster, and chicken. Don't sue please read and review. * Note: I type this at two o'clock in the morning sorry about the mistakes and grammar and spelling so there and oh yeah good morning/ afternoon/night (when ever your going to read this)

The trickster

By: Mickeymu

Harry: Hey Guys! It's boring. Do you want to do anything?

Hermione: like what?

Ron: we could sit by the lake

Hermione: (mione) and do what?

Ron: I don't know

Harry: why don't we go see Hagrid?

Ron: can't

Mione: why not?

Ron: Remember, he told us last week that he was going to Diagon Alley to get some Dragon Dung for professor Spout.

Harry: oh! That's right. So what are we going to do?

Mione: I know. we can play truth or dare

Harry: that's a great idea Mione

Ron: um guys, what is truth or dare?

Mione: it's a muggle game where you ask someone truth or dare. If the person says truth-

Harry: they get to ask a question like who do you like-

Mione: and you have to answer truthfully we'll know if your lying, and if you say dare

Harry: then you have to do whatever we say

Ron: all right if sound like fun game. Who goes first

Harry: I will. Ron truth or dare?

Ron: truth

Harry: all right Ron Weasley, who do you like in Griffindor?

Ron: do I have to answer that

Mione: yes truthfully

Ron: all right harry come here

Mione: nope! you have to say it out loud

Ron: (going pink) alright I like mermer

Harry: what I didn't catch that

Ron: (turn red) I said I like Mione

Mione: WHAT!

Ron: you asked

Mione: since when?

Ron: I'm not really sure. I guess I have always like you

Harry: ok! Now Ron you ask someone

Ron: ok! Harry truth or dare?

Harry: truth

Ron: ok! How do you really feel about cho chang?

Harry: that's easy, I'm over her

Ron: Really!!

Harry; yeah! A long time ago Ok mione truth or dare?

Mione: truth

Harry: whom do you like?

Mione: I knew you were going to ask me that?

Ron: so answer it

Mione: ok, I take the consequences

Ron: What are consequences?

Harry: that's when you don't want to answer the question, you have to five punches from everyone playing.

Ron: Damn really don't want us to know why? Is it Draco Malfoy?

Mione: NO! Don't be ridiculous

Harry: well were not playing with consequences so you have to tells us

Mione: fine: I like the guy that's in this very room

Harry: that's not an answer

Mione: yes it is. You asked me whom I like, you never asked what was his name?

Ron: that's not fair!

Mione: yes it is. So Ron truth or dare?

Ron: dare

Mione: I dare you to go up to Lavender Brown and kiss her

Ron: all right (he gets up and goes to Lavender Brown) hello Lavender

Lavender: what do you want Ron?

Ron: nothing

Lavender: so go away, can't you see me and Pavarti are talking

Ron: ok (before he leaves he quickly gives her a peck on the cheek and runs away)

Mione: that's not what I meant

Ron: then what did you mean?

Mione: I meant for you to kiss her on the lips

Harry: no you told him to kiss lavender,

Ron: you never said anything about where and for how long

Mione: fine cheaters. Go Ron

Ron: you started it, all right Hermione truth or dare?

Mione: truth

Ron: what is the guy's name? The person who you like

Mione: (going pink) do I have to?

Harry: yes you do

Ron: you made me tell you whom I like. Its called revenge

Mione: oh alright, I like harry

Harry: what?!

Ron: you, you dummy. How many Harry's are in this room?

Harry: me? You like me (he asked dumbfound)

Mione: yeah I do, I'll be leaving now (she got up)

Harry: why?

Mione: because I'm little embarrassed right now

Harry: oh come on Mione, you know this game is embarrassing so, stay put and ask the next person.

Mione: (sigh and sits down) all right harry truth or dare?

Harry: dare

Mione: I dare you to hug Draco Malfoy the next time to see him

Harry: what!

Mione: you have to do it

Harry: no way!

Mione: I double do dare you

Harry: no way

Mione: I triple dog dare you at is the highest it goes, you have to do it

Harry: damn it! Fine, but get the shower ready. After I do it, I need to get all slime off of me. (Turn to Ron) truth or dare?

Ron: truth

Harry: how do you really feel about Fleur Delacor

Ron; oh ok I like her despite the fact that she is half veela. (turns to Mione) truth or dare?

Mione; dare

Ron: I dare you to give Draco Malfoy kisses, after harry gives him a hug

Mione: aright I'll do it I'm not a chicken like some people. But

you better have a pair of new lips for me, Ron (Turn to Ron) truth or dare?

Ron: dare

Mione; I dare you to kiss Pansy on the lips for five seconds the next time you see her

Ron: eeewwww that's gross, I don't want to touch her

Mione: come on Ron are you a chicken?

Ron: No! I'm not, Fine. I'll do it then but afterwards I'll purk my brains out.(turn to harry) truth or dare?

Harry: truth

Ron: since you're over Cho Change, whom do you like now?

Harry: I like hermione Granger (he said proudly)

Mione: (laughs)(harry and Ron look at her weirdy) I must be hearing things

Ron: why?

Mione; because it sound like harry just said he liked me

Harry: I did (she stops laughing)

Mione: what?!

Harry: yeah, I like you too. (Harry heartbroken turns to Ron) So Ron truth or dare?

Ron: truth

Harry: whom would you rather go out with hermione or fleur?

Ron: Fleur sorry Mione

Mione: no problem, I would not go out with you anyway

Ron: ok harry turn or dare?

Harry: dare

Ron: I dare you to kiss someone of your choice (hopefully a girl) on the lips for a minute

Harry: ok who ever I want?

Ron: yep (knowing where it was going)(harry gets up and looks around the room)

Harry: I chose her

Ron: who? (Both confused and hermione heartbroken)

Harry: her, you have to stand up to see her both of you (Ron and hermione stands up,

Harry grabs hermione and kisses her on the lips for a minute) I chose you (he said after

their breathe taking kiss)

Mione: wow (she was dazed and surprised)

Ron: I knew it, would work. Well goodbye you two (he wave as he walked out the two

spat out of their daze)

Mione: what would work?

Harry: well I think we have been tricked

Mione: what do you mean

Harry: it means our dear friend Ron Weasley isn't dumb as he let's out

Mione: lets go and confront him. (They look at each other when suddenly there was an

ear piercing scream, and ran out to see nobody. They did hear someone whistling.)

Moment earlier

Ron was walking away from the griffindor house whistling a tune on his lips. He showed

them. He was so happy, he out witted Hermione the know it all . there walking toward

him was Pansy. A smirk appeared on his lips, he was too happy to even care if he was

kissing Pansy Parkinson.

Ron: Hello Pansy

Pansy: what do you want weasel? (His smirk deepen, he quickly grabbed her into a dip

before his lips were upon hers)

When he broke away she let out a piercing scream, she ran away with tears in her eyes as

her friends follow. He continues to walk away whistling a tune lipstick on his lips.

(The end( sorry folks about the rude ending
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