This is a message was send from Pegasus:
I see that Weird Onna wrote another chapter of this crazy story. Well I don't like this at all; Seto is a good guy and shouldn't be made fun of like this if I were you I wouldn't read this. And as for you Weird Onna I am going to sue your ass for making fun of Seto.
Reply from Weird Onna: Oh wow I am so sorry Pegasus, if you want I am going to delete this story. I never knew you and Seto were friends and that you cared for him so much. I never wanted to piss you off; so as soon as I can I am removing this story.
This massage was send from Seto:
Weird Onna don't listen to him. We are not friends he is just mad that I don't want to sleep with him. Just update your story, I won't mind and as for you Pegasus stay away from me and stop writing me love letters you creep.
Hope you enjoy the next chapter. And thank you for reviewing my story you guys I really appreciate it!( *******************************************************************
THE NEXT DAY
Seto ran around the huge mansion checking if everything was ready for his date.
' Dinner, check; flowers, check; candles, check; fireplace on, check; my room cleaned and ready for action, check. Perfect, only two more hours till she gets here. Ok I need a shower,' Seto thought as he entered the bathroom and removed his clothing.
After the long shower Seto went into his room finding a pair of nice clean dress pants and a pink sweater ready for him on his bed.
" Luke why is there a pink sweater on my bed," Seto yelled as he held up the pink piece of clothing.
Luke the butler ran up to Setos room.
" I am sorry sir but all your clothing was accidentally colored in the washing machine the only thing not pink is your underpants and your pants but all the shirts are pink," said Luke as he opened Setos closet and revealing rows of pink shirts hung in it.
"Kami all my shirts are freakn pink. How the hell did this happen?" Seto asked as he searched through the shirts hoping to find one in a dark color.
" Somehow one of your brothers pink socks got into your pile of dirty shirts and because you only own white shirts the pink color of the sock colored them all," explained Luke.
" That's just great. I look like a freakn fag; my date is going to laugh at me. Do I have time to run to the store and buy myself another shirt?" asked Seto.
At that moment the doorbell rang.
" Oh shit its Tea. I guess she'll have to see me in this one. Tomorrow Luke you will go and buy me new clothing. Now I have to go to my date," Seto said, as he was about to leave.
" Yes sir I will go tomorrow. One more thing Mr. Kiaba, don't forget to put your medicine on."
" What madicine?"
" The medicine for that rash on your butt, sir. Doctor Smith told me to tell you that you have to put it on everyday so the rash won't spread. I placed the bottle on your nightstand, sir," Luke said, pointing to the brown bottle.
" Great I was so excited about this date I forgot about it. Go and tell miss Tea, that I will be down in a few minuets so I can put this damn cream on," Seto turned and walked to the bathroom with the brown bottle in his hand.
' Damn I also forgot this stuff smells like dog shit but I can't survive without this my rash is so damn itchy. No I am not putting this shit on, I'll just have to go without it," putting down the bottle he walked out the bathroom.
Seto came downstairs and saw Tea waiting in the living room. She stood up revealing the sexy tight red dress she was wearing. She had glossy red lips and wavy hair. He just stood there stunt at the way she look.
" Hi Tea, you look gorgeous. I am so happy you could make it," Seto managed said with a sexy smile.
" Hello Seto it's nice to see you again. Thank you for inviting me, by the way nice sweater," Tea let out a small giggle.
" Oh yea, there was a washing machine accident and all my clothing are now this color. I hope you won't mind," Seto nervously asked.
" Oh no I love pink, its my favorite color. It looks good on you too," Tea spoke while fighting back laughter.
" Good, now lets eat," he said while leading Tea into the dinning room.
1 hour later
" Wow I think I know everything about you and your inventions now," Tea exclaimed as she took another sip of her wine.
" Yea well I do live an interesting life, oh man," he wiggled in his seat uncomfortably.
" Are you ok Seto?" Tea asked in concern.
' Oh man my butt is so itchy. I think I am going to die, I need my medicine,' Seto thought.
" Hello Seto can you hear me," Tea said while waving her hands in front of his eyes.
" Huh yea, hey can you excuse me I need to use the bathroom. You can go into the living room I'll join you in a sec.," he got up and rushed to the bathroom.
5 minuets later
" Are you enjoying the fire," Seto asked as he entered the living room in a sexy way with his hands in his pockets. The room was dark and only the fire from the fireplace revealed Tea on the couch sipping on her wine.
" Yea its so warm and romantic here. I love fireplaces don't you?" Tea asked not even looking up at Seto.
" Yea I love sitting here on cold nights and just staring at the fire burning with passion," he took a seat next to her on the couch.
" Ummmm Seto can I ask you something?" Tea asked, as she looked deep into Setos eyes.
" Yes," Seto replied thinking it was the right moment for a kiss and leaning forward.
" What the hell is that smell?" asked Tea as she jerked away from Setos incoming lips.
" Huh, what smell," he asked bewildered.
" It smells like a dog shitted in here, I am sorry Seto but I think I should go," Tea said as she stood up.
" I don't smell anything. Why are you going?" he jumped from the couch and fallowed Tea to the front door like a begging dog.
" The whole night you were scratching your ass and I tried to ignore it and make conversation but you were just ignoring me. I don't think you even paid any attention to me the whole night because you were too busy scratching yourself and talking about your damn work like I care about your stupid games. I am sorry but I can't stand it any longer. You were a different guy last night but tonight your just gross. Not only do you scratch yourself but now you stink too. I am out of here," Tea shouted as she walked out and slammed the door behind her.
The door opened again and Teas head popped in, "one more thing. I would get some new shirts if I were you. You look like a fag and a badly dressed one too, good night Seto," with that she left.
' What just happened. I thought she didn't realize I was scratching myself. This was a date from hell. Oh well at least I still have my magazine, it doesn't care what I do or if I smell' Seto thought as he slowly walked upstairs to his room.
The end
********************************************************* Seto: you lied to me; you said I was going to get the girl.
Weird Onna: tough luck loser. Well you guys that's it for " the reason why Seto doesn't get any" what did you think? Please review!
YU-GI-OH: I really like the ending. I didn't see anything wrong with it. Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Mokuba: oh big brother don't cry its ok, I still love you.
Seto: my life is over.
I see that Weird Onna wrote another chapter of this crazy story. Well I don't like this at all; Seto is a good guy and shouldn't be made fun of like this if I were you I wouldn't read this. And as for you Weird Onna I am going to sue your ass for making fun of Seto.
Reply from Weird Onna: Oh wow I am so sorry Pegasus, if you want I am going to delete this story. I never knew you and Seto were friends and that you cared for him so much. I never wanted to piss you off; so as soon as I can I am removing this story.
This massage was send from Seto:
Weird Onna don't listen to him. We are not friends he is just mad that I don't want to sleep with him. Just update your story, I won't mind and as for you Pegasus stay away from me and stop writing me love letters you creep.
Hope you enjoy the next chapter. And thank you for reviewing my story you guys I really appreciate it!( *******************************************************************
THE NEXT DAY
Seto ran around the huge mansion checking if everything was ready for his date.
' Dinner, check; flowers, check; candles, check; fireplace on, check; my room cleaned and ready for action, check. Perfect, only two more hours till she gets here. Ok I need a shower,' Seto thought as he entered the bathroom and removed his clothing.
After the long shower Seto went into his room finding a pair of nice clean dress pants and a pink sweater ready for him on his bed.
" Luke why is there a pink sweater on my bed," Seto yelled as he held up the pink piece of clothing.
Luke the butler ran up to Setos room.
" I am sorry sir but all your clothing was accidentally colored in the washing machine the only thing not pink is your underpants and your pants but all the shirts are pink," said Luke as he opened Setos closet and revealing rows of pink shirts hung in it.
"Kami all my shirts are freakn pink. How the hell did this happen?" Seto asked as he searched through the shirts hoping to find one in a dark color.
" Somehow one of your brothers pink socks got into your pile of dirty shirts and because you only own white shirts the pink color of the sock colored them all," explained Luke.
" That's just great. I look like a freakn fag; my date is going to laugh at me. Do I have time to run to the store and buy myself another shirt?" asked Seto.
At that moment the doorbell rang.
" Oh shit its Tea. I guess she'll have to see me in this one. Tomorrow Luke you will go and buy me new clothing. Now I have to go to my date," Seto said, as he was about to leave.
" Yes sir I will go tomorrow. One more thing Mr. Kiaba, don't forget to put your medicine on."
" What madicine?"
" The medicine for that rash on your butt, sir. Doctor Smith told me to tell you that you have to put it on everyday so the rash won't spread. I placed the bottle on your nightstand, sir," Luke said, pointing to the brown bottle.
" Great I was so excited about this date I forgot about it. Go and tell miss Tea, that I will be down in a few minuets so I can put this damn cream on," Seto turned and walked to the bathroom with the brown bottle in his hand.
' Damn I also forgot this stuff smells like dog shit but I can't survive without this my rash is so damn itchy. No I am not putting this shit on, I'll just have to go without it," putting down the bottle he walked out the bathroom.
Seto came downstairs and saw Tea waiting in the living room. She stood up revealing the sexy tight red dress she was wearing. She had glossy red lips and wavy hair. He just stood there stunt at the way she look.
" Hi Tea, you look gorgeous. I am so happy you could make it," Seto managed said with a sexy smile.
" Hello Seto it's nice to see you again. Thank you for inviting me, by the way nice sweater," Tea let out a small giggle.
" Oh yea, there was a washing machine accident and all my clothing are now this color. I hope you won't mind," Seto nervously asked.
" Oh no I love pink, its my favorite color. It looks good on you too," Tea spoke while fighting back laughter.
" Good, now lets eat," he said while leading Tea into the dinning room.
1 hour later
" Wow I think I know everything about you and your inventions now," Tea exclaimed as she took another sip of her wine.
" Yea well I do live an interesting life, oh man," he wiggled in his seat uncomfortably.
" Are you ok Seto?" Tea asked in concern.
' Oh man my butt is so itchy. I think I am going to die, I need my medicine,' Seto thought.
" Hello Seto can you hear me," Tea said while waving her hands in front of his eyes.
" Huh yea, hey can you excuse me I need to use the bathroom. You can go into the living room I'll join you in a sec.," he got up and rushed to the bathroom.
5 minuets later
" Are you enjoying the fire," Seto asked as he entered the living room in a sexy way with his hands in his pockets. The room was dark and only the fire from the fireplace revealed Tea on the couch sipping on her wine.
" Yea its so warm and romantic here. I love fireplaces don't you?" Tea asked not even looking up at Seto.
" Yea I love sitting here on cold nights and just staring at the fire burning with passion," he took a seat next to her on the couch.
" Ummmm Seto can I ask you something?" Tea asked, as she looked deep into Setos eyes.
" Yes," Seto replied thinking it was the right moment for a kiss and leaning forward.
" What the hell is that smell?" asked Tea as she jerked away from Setos incoming lips.
" Huh, what smell," he asked bewildered.
" It smells like a dog shitted in here, I am sorry Seto but I think I should go," Tea said as she stood up.
" I don't smell anything. Why are you going?" he jumped from the couch and fallowed Tea to the front door like a begging dog.
" The whole night you were scratching your ass and I tried to ignore it and make conversation but you were just ignoring me. I don't think you even paid any attention to me the whole night because you were too busy scratching yourself and talking about your damn work like I care about your stupid games. I am sorry but I can't stand it any longer. You were a different guy last night but tonight your just gross. Not only do you scratch yourself but now you stink too. I am out of here," Tea shouted as she walked out and slammed the door behind her.
The door opened again and Teas head popped in, "one more thing. I would get some new shirts if I were you. You look like a fag and a badly dressed one too, good night Seto," with that she left.
' What just happened. I thought she didn't realize I was scratching myself. This was a date from hell. Oh well at least I still have my magazine, it doesn't care what I do or if I smell' Seto thought as he slowly walked upstairs to his room.
The end
********************************************************* Seto: you lied to me; you said I was going to get the girl.
Weird Onna: tough luck loser. Well you guys that's it for " the reason why Seto doesn't get any" what did you think? Please review!
YU-GI-OH: I really like the ending. I didn't see anything wrong with it. Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Mokuba: oh big brother don't cry its ok, I still love you.
Seto: my life is over.