Here goes the next disturbing chapter. AND REMEMBER TO REVIEW OR I'LL SEND MY DEMEONS AFTER YOU! Ok that was kinda creepy. Oh well.

At Least I Got Laid

The girl stayed in the shadows and undid her dress, when it was off she threw it to Seto. He caught it and took in her scent. She smelled weird and familiar. How could this be he never slept with a prostitute before, why does she smell so familiar? His thoughts were interrupted when her panties hit his face and than her bra. This was getting really interesting and fun. Seto quickly scrambled to remove his pants and boxers. When they were both free from their cloths, it was time for some action.

"Close your eyes," whispered Cecilia in a weird and deep voice.

" So you can talk, ok what ever you say," Seto said and closed his eyes with a smile spreading from ear to ear.

'What a weird voice for a woman. It's kinda deep. Oh well, its not like we're talking for pleasure,' thought Seto.

Small kisses trailed from his lips down between his legs. Kisses turned to licking than to sucking, which made Seto go crazy with lust. It had been to long since Seto experienced this kind of pleasure. In no time he released himself happily but happiness turned into fear as her hands started to move towards his butt.

'Oh no the rash I must keep her away from it,' thought Seto as he quickly took her hands in his and pulled her up to face him. He opened his eyes to get a good look at his beautiful lover but instead of beauty he found horror.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Seto as he backed up against the door and looked at the hideous creature sitting on his bed.

"Hello Seto Kieba, long time no see. Muhahahahahahaha," Cecilia laughed out loud.

"P.P.PEGASUS?" Seto managed to say.

The man on his bed was indeed Pegasus. His hair had grown and instead of the millennium eye there was a eye patch, he wore red lipstick and blue eyeshade and was skinnier than he already was. He changed a lot since that duel between him and Seto. He looked tired and weak.

" I am not Pegasus I am Cecilia, Pegasus died hee-hee," Pegasus giggled sweetly like a girl.

" Dear god what happened to you man. Pegasus your not Cecilia," Seto angrily exclaimed. " Shut up I am Cecilia. Pegasus died after you and that bad boy Yugi destroyed his life. That white haired freak, Bacura, almost killed him and because he lost to Yugi he lost his business and went into a depression. After he lost all his money he killed himself and now being the poor little wife, I swore revenge," Pegasus said in his fake woman voice.

" WHAT FUCKING REVENGE YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BLOW JOB YOU SICK FREAK," shouted Seto.

" Well after I stalked you for one year I fell in love with you, Seto you're the most sexiest man alive," said Pegasus.

"Well I know that. So you planed all this to get in bed with me?" asked a frustrated Seto.

" No, to my luck after coming back from my job at the club, I was waiting to cross the street, there you were coming towards me and hell I didn't want to stop you. Now I am so convinced you're the greatest guy for me besides I want to marry you, I know Pegasus won't mind I found someone else," Pegasus moved slowly towards the scared Seto.

" HELL NO, YOU ARE PEGASUS YOU CREEP STOP TALKING IN THIRED PERSON AND YOU'RE NOT RUINING MY LIFE AGAIN. FIRST YOU TRAPED MY DAMN SOUL IN A CARD, TOOK MY BROTHER AWAY FROM ME, AND THAN YOU LOCKED ME UP IN A DUNGEON WHICH WAS SO DIRTY IT GAVE ME A ITCHY BUTT RASH FOR LIFE. I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAIN, WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING STAY BACK STAY BACK NOOOOOOOOOO." Seto screamed out in horror.

" From now on Seto you will love me and you will want to get married to me," Pegasus began to chant as the eye patch fell off and the millennium eye was raveled (muhahahahaha.cough cough).

" But I thought someone stole that," said Seto weakly as he started to lose concisions.

" Well yes it was till I went out and found the white haired bitch who stole it and "punished" him, muhahahahaha, now look into my eye Seto, you will love me forever," Pegasus continued to chant.

" Noooo." Seto managed to say before he dropped to the floor.

TWO MONTHS LATER " Seto sweetie dinner is ready," Cecilia shouted from the kitchen.

" Coming my love, let me just put on my butt rash cream," Seto shouted back.

Seto walked into the kitchen finding Pegasus setting the table and his brother Mokuba sitting in one chair looking at Pegasus in disgust.

" Oh my love dinner looks great, I love you," said Seto as he gave Pegasus a kiss on the cheek and sat down.

" I know you do Seto and you will always love me muhahahahahaha," Pegasus responded.

" Ummm Seto I'm scared," exclaimed Mokuba O.o.

The end

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This teaches you something kids, prostitutes are evil and want to marry you and oh yea they give you butt rashes!

Seto: at least I got married in this story.

Mokuba: why isn't anyone listen to me, I said I'm really freaked out.. HELLO HELLO! SON OF A B.... AAHHHHHHHHHH!