Link Fights Random People! By SmashFan21
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this fiction.
Link was sitting around one day, when Wario jumped in.
Wario: ISSSSSSSSSAAAAA MEEE!
Link jumps up, and uses down-A to kill Wario.
Link runs outside of the Smash HQ, and he sees David Letterman.
David: LEEEEEEEEEETSSSSS TTTTALK!!!
Link dashes at David, and rapidly attacks (A repeatedly). David dies.
Link hops in his car, a 2000 Toyota Celia GT-S, and drove away, running over David Copperfield and Aladdin on his way.
Then, Link crashes at the 7 Eleven. James Bond and Obi-Wan Kenobi jump out at him. Link slices Bond, and then shoots Obi-Wan with Bond's gun. He runs into the 7 Eleven and Sonic the Hedgehog bites him. Link cuts off Sonic's head, and kills Crash Bandicoot, and steals bubblegum.
Link: Chewing bubblegum and kicking @$$. And we're ALL out of bubblegum.
Link runs out of the 7 Eleven, and sees the Power Rangers. As his car is busted, he kicks the crap out of Batman and steals the Batmobile. He zooms away, and proceeds to crash into a tree. He runs out of it, but not without cutting off the Pink Rangers' arm and beating the rest of the Power Rangers to death with it. He then runs by Madonna, and cuts her head off. Link runs up, and steals Wonder Woman's jet. He crashes that into the Great Fox. He goes inside and kills the Star Fox team, then jumps out. But he forgot a parachute. Then Jaws from the James Bond movies come out and tries to bite Link, but Link kills him and uses the parachute to land safely into the arms of his girl, Zelda, and receives a kiss. The End.
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this fiction.
Link was sitting around one day, when Wario jumped in.
Wario: ISSSSSSSSSAAAAA MEEE!
Link jumps up, and uses down-A to kill Wario.
Link runs outside of the Smash HQ, and he sees David Letterman.
David: LEEEEEEEEEETSSSSS TTTTALK!!!
Link dashes at David, and rapidly attacks (A repeatedly). David dies.
Link hops in his car, a 2000 Toyota Celia GT-S, and drove away, running over David Copperfield and Aladdin on his way.
Then, Link crashes at the 7 Eleven. James Bond and Obi-Wan Kenobi jump out at him. Link slices Bond, and then shoots Obi-Wan with Bond's gun. He runs into the 7 Eleven and Sonic the Hedgehog bites him. Link cuts off Sonic's head, and kills Crash Bandicoot, and steals bubblegum.
Link: Chewing bubblegum and kicking @$$. And we're ALL out of bubblegum.
Link runs out of the 7 Eleven, and sees the Power Rangers. As his car is busted, he kicks the crap out of Batman and steals the Batmobile. He zooms away, and proceeds to crash into a tree. He runs out of it, but not without cutting off the Pink Rangers' arm and beating the rest of the Power Rangers to death with it. He then runs by Madonna, and cuts her head off. Link runs up, and steals Wonder Woman's jet. He crashes that into the Great Fox. He goes inside and kills the Star Fox team, then jumps out. But he forgot a parachute. Then Jaws from the James Bond movies come out and tries to bite Link, but Link kills him and uses the parachute to land safely into the arms of his girl, Zelda, and receives a kiss. The End.