Link Fights Random People!, by SmashFan21
Chapter two: Link VS. The Matrix
Link: Hah, piece of *gets shot*
LINK: 2 LIVES
NEO: 3 LIVES
TRINITY: 3 LIVES
MOUSE: 3 LIVES
AGENT SMITH: 3 LIVES
Link: ARGH! *runs and gets shot again*
LINK: 1 LIFE
Link: Hm, now what? Wait I know.
Link jumps out like an idiot.
Link: THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo looks at a random spoon which was there, and Link took his guns and shot everybody.
LINK: 1 LIFE
EVERYBODY ELSE: 2 LIVES
Link: Shoot, I'm out of ammo! *hides behind some Mario blocks that were there*
All: *stupidly keep shooting at the indestructible Mario blocks until they're out of ammo.
NO GUNS LEFT!!
Trinity: wahhhhhhhmygunsgotnoammoleft!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Link: *stabs them all*
ALL: ONE LIFE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Link: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs at random things and the room blows up, but not without Zelda showing up and saving Link*
LINK WINS!
Link: Oh yeah baby!!!!!
ROUND TWO: FIGHT!
Link: Huh? Oh no...
EVERY MATRIX CHARACTER: 99 LIVES
LINK: 1 LIFE
Link: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*static*
Zelda: Wow Link hunny, that was amazing how you took on all those Matrix characters.
Link: Well, we all know the story. I'm going to sleep now.
*Meanwhile in the castle moat...*
Neo: *with breathing device on* *swimming to Link's room*
To Be CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or The Matrix
Next time: Link & Zelda VS. The Matrix
Chapter two: Link VS. The Matrix
Link: Hah, piece of *gets shot*
LINK: 2 LIVES
NEO: 3 LIVES
TRINITY: 3 LIVES
MOUSE: 3 LIVES
AGENT SMITH: 3 LIVES
Link: ARGH! *runs and gets shot again*
LINK: 1 LIFE
Link: Hm, now what? Wait I know.
Link jumps out like an idiot.
Link: THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo looks at a random spoon which was there, and Link took his guns and shot everybody.
LINK: 1 LIFE
EVERYBODY ELSE: 2 LIVES
Link: Shoot, I'm out of ammo! *hides behind some Mario blocks that were there*
All: *stupidly keep shooting at the indestructible Mario blocks until they're out of ammo.
NO GUNS LEFT!!
Trinity: wahhhhhhhmygunsgotnoammoleft!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Link: *stabs them all*
ALL: ONE LIFE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Link: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIED IEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDI EDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs at random things and the room blows up, but not without Zelda showing up and saving Link*
LINK WINS!
Link: Oh yeah baby!!!!!
ROUND TWO: FIGHT!
Link: Huh? Oh no...
EVERY MATRIX CHARACTER: 99 LIVES
LINK: 1 LIFE
Link: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*static*
Zelda: Wow Link hunny, that was amazing how you took on all those Matrix characters.
Link: Well, we all know the story. I'm going to sleep now.
*Meanwhile in the castle moat...*
Neo: *with breathing device on* *swimming to Link's room*
To Be CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or The Matrix
Next time: Link & Zelda VS. The Matrix