Link Fights Random People!, by SmashFan21
CHAPTER THREE: Link & Zelda VS. The Matrix
(A/N: Another title for this chapter could be: The author is a lazy bastard and didn't want to release Plumber Party yet!)
LAST TIME:
Link beat the Matrix.
Matrix survived.
Matrix in castle moat near Link's bedroom.
Now chapter begins.
(God that was such a filler. WHEEEEE!!!!!!!)
Link was in his bedroom, after a long, epic, fight with The Matrix. But little did he know, they survived...
Link: WHAT!!!
Oops, sorry. LOOK OUT!!!
Link: Huh-OW!!!!! YOU SHOT ME!!!
Neo: Hah!
Link: How did you survive?
Neo: Because I am The One.
Link: You know, why does The Matrix capitalize so many things?
Neo: Huh?
Link: You know, like The Matrix, The One. And stuff.
Neo: WHAT???? *explodes*
Link: The Matrix was too much for him.
Voice in the Distance: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: That sounds like Zelda!!!
Link runs into the throne room, and all the lights were off. Then, the lights turned on to reveal... Morpheous.
Morpheous: Ha, ha, you are so easily fooled.
Link: Where's Zelda!?
*gun cocks*
Zelda: *wielding a shotgun* Right here.
Morpheous: Your guns can be easily dodged. Shoot me.
Zelda shoots like crazy and misses on every shot. Zelda disappears.
Morpheous: Hiding will do you no good. I can dodge whatever you throw at me.
Zelda: *appears behind Morpheous with a knife* DODGE THIS! *stabs, and misses Morpheous completely*
Morpheous: Ha-ha. Now let me show you what The Matrix can do. *concentrates*
Link: What's he doing?
Morpheous: THERE IS NO SPOON! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots a giant beam from his hands*
Link & Zelda: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *run away*
Link and Zelda are now in the Royal Kitchen.
Zelda: What do we do? We CANNOT BEAT HIM!
Link: We can't. But I think I know someone who can.
Zelda: You're not thinking...
Link: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. *runs outside into his car*
To Be Continued...
Next time: Link Fights Random People to get to Whoever He's Looking For!
Care to guess who he's looking for? You can guess, you can say who you want it to be, but I've already decided who it is. I gave you a clue in the fic. Until next time!!! :D
CHAPTER THREE: Link & Zelda VS. The Matrix
(A/N: Another title for this chapter could be: The author is a lazy bastard and didn't want to release Plumber Party yet!)
LAST TIME:
Link beat the Matrix.
Matrix survived.
Matrix in castle moat near Link's bedroom.
Now chapter begins.
(God that was such a filler. WHEEEEE!!!!!!!)
Link was in his bedroom, after a long, epic, fight with The Matrix. But little did he know, they survived...
Link: WHAT!!!
Oops, sorry. LOOK OUT!!!
Link: Huh-OW!!!!! YOU SHOT ME!!!
Neo: Hah!
Link: How did you survive?
Neo: Because I am The One.
Link: You know, why does The Matrix capitalize so many things?
Neo: Huh?
Link: You know, like The Matrix, The One. And stuff.
Neo: WHAT???? *explodes*
Link: The Matrix was too much for him.
Voice in the Distance: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: That sounds like Zelda!!!
Link runs into the throne room, and all the lights were off. Then, the lights turned on to reveal... Morpheous.
Morpheous: Ha, ha, you are so easily fooled.
Link: Where's Zelda!?
*gun cocks*
Zelda: *wielding a shotgun* Right here.
Morpheous: Your guns can be easily dodged. Shoot me.
Zelda shoots like crazy and misses on every shot. Zelda disappears.
Morpheous: Hiding will do you no good. I can dodge whatever you throw at me.
Zelda: *appears behind Morpheous with a knife* DODGE THIS! *stabs, and misses Morpheous completely*
Morpheous: Ha-ha. Now let me show you what The Matrix can do. *concentrates*
Link: What's he doing?
Morpheous: THERE IS NO SPOON! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots a giant beam from his hands*
Link & Zelda: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *run away*
Link and Zelda are now in the Royal Kitchen.
Zelda: What do we do? We CANNOT BEAT HIM!
Link: We can't. But I think I know someone who can.
Zelda: You're not thinking...
Link: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. *runs outside into his car*
To Be Continued...
Next time: Link Fights Random People to get to Whoever He's Looking For!
Care to guess who he's looking for? You can guess, you can say who you want it to be, but I've already decided who it is. I gave you a clue in the fic. Until next time!!! :D