Link Fights Random People!, by SmashFan21

Chapter Four: Link Fights Random People to find someone!

Last time on Drag-er, LFRP!

Zelda: What do we do? We CANNOT BEAT HIM!

Link: We can't. But I think I know someone who can.

Zelda: You're not thinking...

Link: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. *runs outside into his car*

NOW:

Link is now in his new car, a Saturn Ion, and drives away, running over Cloud Strife. He then is on the road, and bumps into every car from F-Zero, blowing them up. Unfortunately, he runs out of gas, and so, yelling 'YOU DAMN SATURN!', Link kills the Captain Planet team, and takes the Geo Cruiser, and flies through a plot hole, and winds up in the world of...

DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: YAYNESS! I'm here! :D

Then, he bumps into wandering losers.

Loser 1: U s0x0rz! }|

Loser 2: d00d ur riht! }/

Loser 3: LES KIEL HEM!!!!

Losers 1, 2, and 3 attack Link.

Link: Ah, Lamers. My worst enemies.

Can Link beat the Lamers? Who is it Link is looking for? WHO AM I!?!?!?!?!?!?

Find out next time on: DRAGON, err, Link Fights Random People!

Next time: Link VS. The Three Lamerteers!