Link Fights Random People!, by SmashFan21
Chapter 5: Link VS. The Three Lamerteers!
Last time on Dragon Ball Link:
Loser 1: U s0x0rz! }|
Loser 2: d00d ur riht! }/
Loser 3: LES KIEL HEM!!!!
Losers 1, 2, and 3 attack Link.
Link: Ah, Lamers. My worst enemies.
Now:
Link: Prepare to die!
Yugi Moto: Prepare to duel!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Mewoth: That's right!
All: *sweatdrop*
Yugi Moto: Dark Hole!
Losers 1-3, James, and Mewoth are sent to the void.
Link: Good work Yugi! Can you join my quest?
Yugi: Sure! Let me summon the spirit of the puzzle! *YUGIOH!!!*
Yami: Let us continue.
*walk, walk, walk, reaches Hercules(sp?) house!*
Hercules: SUP!?
Link: Wrong address. (fooled you!)
Yami: That wasn't very nice. I actually thought we were going to ask HIM for help.
Link: That's why I'm a Nintendo star and you're a Yu-Gi-Oh! character.
Yami: Oh, ok.
(A/N: I absolutely love Yu-Gi-Oh!. I just like making fun of it more.)
*more walk, walk, walk, gets to another house, yay.*
Goku: Hi!
Link: Hi Goku. Do you know where Future Trunks is? (fooled you again!)
Yami: Wow, you're good.
Goku: *looks baffled* I don't get it.
Link: Never mind. Do you know where Future Trunks is?
Goku: I'll tell you for... a jar of pickles.
Link: WHERE IN THE GOOD GRAVEY ARE WE GOING TO GET A JAR OF PICKLES IN DBZ!?
Yami: I summon: THE HUNGRY BURGER!
Hungry Burger: *hungry burger noise*
Yami: Sniff out some pickles!
Hungry Burger: Bark(?)! *runs off*
Two minutes of chasing later...
Piccalo: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS BURGER!?
Yami: Hungry Burger, I said PICKLES! NOT PICCALO!
Piccalo: You need a jar of pickles? I have some.
Link: Sweet! Can we have them?
Piccalo: If I can have a pair of Majin Buu's socks.
Link: WHY IN THE GREAT GRAVEY WOULD YOU WANT BUU'S SOCKS!?!?!?
Piccalo: They look cool...
Link: *facepalm*
Yami: I don't have a monster for THIS.
Link: Give me that! *takes Yami's deck*
Link: Aha! I summon SEIFER THE SKY DRAGON!
*thunder lightning crash boom*
Seifer: ME WANT BAGELS!!!
Link: Find us a pair of socks! Really smelly ones!
Seifer: *makes a pair of socks appear* BAGELS. IT IS DONE.
Link: Sweet. Hey, wait a sec.
Yami: LOL.
Link: MY F*CKING SOCKS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*^#(%#*^#&#$#
Yami: Uh, you might want to give him those back.
Seifer: I LIKE BAGELS. *returns socks*
Link: ... *slices off Seifer's head*
Yami: Ok, that's an 'oops.'.
Piccalo: *full of blood and bagels* You know, why don't you just go find Buu himself.
Link: SHUT UP! I have a MUCH better idea.
Yami: To go find Buu himself?
Link: Yeah, great idea. Glad I thought of it. Yami, GIVE US WINGS, FOR WE FLY TO GET A FAT MAN'S SOCKS!
Yami: @_@. I summon Winged Guardian of the Fortress #1!
W.G.O.T.F #1: *noise*
Link and Yami climb on, and fly into the day.
Piccalo: I guess I should've told them he lives right across the street from me. _
To be continued in:
Link Fights Random People: The Neverending Side-Quest: Part 1!
Chapter 5: Link VS. The Three Lamerteers!
Last time on Dragon Ball Link:
Loser 1: U s0x0rz! }|
Loser 2: d00d ur riht! }/
Loser 3: LES KIEL HEM!!!!
Losers 1, 2, and 3 attack Link.
Link: Ah, Lamers. My worst enemies.
Now:
Link: Prepare to die!
Yugi Moto: Prepare to duel!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Mewoth: That's right!
All: *sweatdrop*
Yugi Moto: Dark Hole!
Losers 1-3, James, and Mewoth are sent to the void.
Link: Good work Yugi! Can you join my quest?
Yugi: Sure! Let me summon the spirit of the puzzle! *YUGIOH!!!*
Yami: Let us continue.
*walk, walk, walk, reaches Hercules(sp?) house!*
Hercules: SUP!?
Link: Wrong address. (fooled you!)
Yami: That wasn't very nice. I actually thought we were going to ask HIM for help.
Link: That's why I'm a Nintendo star and you're a Yu-Gi-Oh! character.
Yami: Oh, ok.
(A/N: I absolutely love Yu-Gi-Oh!. I just like making fun of it more.)
*more walk, walk, walk, gets to another house, yay.*
Goku: Hi!
Link: Hi Goku. Do you know where Future Trunks is? (fooled you again!)
Yami: Wow, you're good.
Goku: *looks baffled* I don't get it.
Link: Never mind. Do you know where Future Trunks is?
Goku: I'll tell you for... a jar of pickles.
Link: WHERE IN THE GOOD GRAVEY ARE WE GOING TO GET A JAR OF PICKLES IN DBZ!?
Yami: I summon: THE HUNGRY BURGER!
Hungry Burger: *hungry burger noise*
Yami: Sniff out some pickles!
Hungry Burger: Bark(?)! *runs off*
Two minutes of chasing later...
Piccalo: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS BURGER!?
Yami: Hungry Burger, I said PICKLES! NOT PICCALO!
Piccalo: You need a jar of pickles? I have some.
Link: Sweet! Can we have them?
Piccalo: If I can have a pair of Majin Buu's socks.
Link: WHY IN THE GREAT GRAVEY WOULD YOU WANT BUU'S SOCKS!?!?!?
Piccalo: They look cool...
Link: *facepalm*
Yami: I don't have a monster for THIS.
Link: Give me that! *takes Yami's deck*
Link: Aha! I summon SEIFER THE SKY DRAGON!
*thunder lightning crash boom*
Seifer: ME WANT BAGELS!!!
Link: Find us a pair of socks! Really smelly ones!
Seifer: *makes a pair of socks appear* BAGELS. IT IS DONE.
Link: Sweet. Hey, wait a sec.
Yami: LOL.
Link: MY F*CKING SOCKS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*^#(%#*^#&#$#
Yami: Uh, you might want to give him those back.
Seifer: I LIKE BAGELS. *returns socks*
Link: ... *slices off Seifer's head*
Yami: Ok, that's an 'oops.'.
Piccalo: *full of blood and bagels* You know, why don't you just go find Buu himself.
Link: SHUT UP! I have a MUCH better idea.
Yami: To go find Buu himself?
Link: Yeah, great idea. Glad I thought of it. Yami, GIVE US WINGS, FOR WE FLY TO GET A FAT MAN'S SOCKS!
Yami: @_@. I summon Winged Guardian of the Fortress #1!
W.G.O.T.F #1: *noise*
Link and Yami climb on, and fly into the day.
Piccalo: I guess I should've told them he lives right across the street from me. _
To be continued in:
Link Fights Random People: The Neverending Side-Quest: Part 1!