'Great! Now I Have Your Germs All Over Me.'
Summary: A drabble. Diana's worried when Neal sneezes in the van – she doesn't want to catch whatever he has
For the Tumblr Sicktember 2022 prompt 5. 'Great. Now I have your germs all over me.'
Diana, already irritated by Neal's restlessness, was far from impressed when he suddenly sneezed.
"Great! Now I have your germs all over me! As if the van wasn't bad enough."
"Sorry. It's just hayfever. Nothing contagious."
"You'd better hope so. I'll shoot you if I get sick. You've got twenty minutes. Find a pharmacy and get something for it."
The following day, for the first time in her career, Diana called in sick.
"Peter, what's the policy on agents shooting CI's?"
"Generally not encouraged. Why?"
"Only 'not encouraged'? I might need protective custody then."
"Why?"
"Diana's going to shoot me."