Title: An un-likely missionbr

Auther: Alana Grangerbr

Rating: G, with some sweet romancebr

Summery: A sweet Tonks/Remus. When Remus and Tonks are sent on a mission to find the Orb of Andrews, and pose as a cuple, will there romance be more then just an act?

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Welcome back everyone! I bet you have all been wondering about Tonks and Remus' mission, right? Well this is when I'm finally going to tell you! Yay! But before I tell you the actual mission, I'm going to tell you why they couldn't tell anyone about the mission.

There was a spy in the order.

All Dumbledore knew, was that it was not Tonks. It was not Remus. It was not Alastor, and course, he knew it wasn't himself. He thought it was best to hide this from the order. The only thing was, the two, Remus and Tonks, had to be in constant contact with Dumbledore. For that reason, the two had to 'betray' the order, and run right to the ministry.

Want to know what they told the Ministry? Well, what happened was this.

Tonks was dressed in, well it was very funny. She was dressed in a tight, black leather, body suit. It was very low cut, and reviling. and had long blond hair that wasn't being taken care of very well. Her waist was very skinny. She was chewing pink bubble gum when she came in.

Remus, on the other hand, was dressed in khakis and had on a blue Beatles T-shirt. His hair was spiked. He looked very causal. He was carrying three shopping bags that Tonks had asked him to carry.

When they went to the Ministry office, Tonks plopped down on a chair, and kicked her high heal, black leather boots, up onto the secretary's desk, blew a bubble with her gum, popped it, and said, "Hey, Lady, Can we see the Minister?"

Remus dropped the shopping bags, looked around the room, and went to stand behind Tonks. He put his hands on her shoulders.

"Could you please…" the secretary pushed Tonks' feet off the desk, "Yes, thank you, now why, Miss, why do you, and this man, want to see the Minister?"

"Well, My name's Chloe, and this here, his name's Remus."

Dumbledore, Remus, and Tonks had worked this out too. They couldn't help if they noticed Remus, but Tonks, she was a completely different person. Her name was Chloe. Tonks, or Chloe, had abandoned her job as an aurer. She hadn't even resigned. She just hadn't gone in for the last week, in preparation.

"Hey man," said Remus in a hippy like voice, "We want to tell the minister some stuff about Dumbledore."

"Um, yeah." said the secretary, now seriously confused, and disgusted with the constant popping of Tonks' gum.

A man in a white suit came out of the door behind the secretary's desk. "What seems to be the problem here, Shayla?" he asked.

"Oh, nothing," she said, turning around and talking to the man. "These two just want to talk to the Minister about Dumbledore and---" but she was cut off by the man in the white suit.

"Oh!" he said, "Let them in! Come on you two, follow me."

Remus and Chloe, and when I say Chloe, I mean Tonks, walked around the desk, and started to follow the man. Chloe popped her gum in the secretaries face on her way past.

Once they got to the office, the man in the white suit sat down and he motioned for Remus and Chloe to do the same. Chloe kicked her heals up on the desk, again. Remus sat down next to her.

"Now, what are your names?" asked the man in the white suit.

At the same time, Remus and Chloe said different things. Chloe said, in a annoyed, high, voice, "What's it to you?" She popped her gum. Remus said, "Remus Lupin and Chloe Madelia." in that same hippy-like voice.

"Uh, yes." said the man, staring at the two. "You said you had some information on Dumbledore?"

"yeah, you want it?" said Chloe. This was perfect, exactly what she wanted.

"Yes." said the man in the white suit, taking out a pad of paper, and a quill.

"Well," Chloe said, leaning closer to the man. "Remus here," she pointed to Remus, "He had a fight with Dumbledore. They had always been great friends, but Remus, he wanted to side with the Ministry, and they had this huge fight. I was friends with Dumbledore too, but you know, I had to go with my man." she leaned back, and kissed Remus on the cheek. Remus was just staring out in space. He looked truly stupid. Chloe leaned back in towards the man in the white suit. "Well, anyways, that was yesterday night, and now were here to tell you everything about Dumbledore." she finished

"Yes….Okay, so what about Dumbledore?" he was getting annoyed. Couldn't they just tell him?

"You see, he's been using a Polyjuice potion. Been impersonating ministry personal. Secretaries and stuff. Been planting stuff in the ministry. Wrong information if you know what I mean." said Chloe, popping her gum.

The man in the white suit wrote furiously. His quill wiped back and forth over the pad. "Okay, is that all?" he said, still writing.

"Yeah, but feel free to contact us if you need anything else." she didn't give any contact information.

"Thank you Mr. Lupin and Ms. Madelia, you have been very helpful. Would you like to stay anonymous in any case we may use this information?"

"Yeah." once again she popped her gum. They she spun her feet off the table, and stood up. "Come on Remus, lets go."

They left, got back to the cottage, and cracked up.

The reaction is now known. So, what's the mission? Here it goes.

There mission had two parts. Number one, to find the spy. You see, if they confessed all these things to the ministry, the spy would find out quickly. The ministry knew the spy was a spy, so they would be told. So either, the spy would go to Dumbledore asking why he didn't know what he had found out. Dumbledore would then know. Or, the spy would just leave, and Dumbledore would know who he was. Does that make sense? I hope it does. It took about a day for Remus and Tonks to understand when Dumbledore was explaining it to them.

Part two.

Remus and Tonks were sent on a mission to find a crystal orb. Dumbledore had been reseaching this orb for most of the summer, and he thought that the orb could be used to fight the Avada Kedvra curse. The enemy didn't know about the orb, from what Dumbledore knew at least. Remus and Tonks had to be sent because Dumbledore knew neither of them were the spy.

The orb was somewhere in London. Since the two were going every where together, they came up with 'the couple disguise'. This way, they weren't asked questioned.

I'm not saying that they had the same personality, they didn't. Tonks was not always the person she was in the ministry office. Remus was not either. They had a new personality every day.

Congratulations! You now know what the mission is! Now, lets go back to chapter one. First paragraph.

I said, and I quote myself here;

'It was sunset, and two people were walking down the empty street. One was a boy, one was girl. It was obvious. The shorter one, the girl, was leaning on the taller one. They were holding hands. If you looked closer, you might have seen that their faces were covered. Not with masks, just hoods. Black hoods. If you looked even closer, you might have seen the looks on these people's faces. The girl, she looked, comfortable. The man looked happy. To be plainly said, it looked like they were on a date. Now if you had known these two people, you would have realized that they were both in a lot of pain, misery, and were both very suspicious.'

Okay, got that? Now let me explain about this 'date'.

The day's disguise was a romantic couple. Just plainly romantic. But, there had been a problem that day, on there romantic 'date'. That problem's name were 'death eaters'. They had been attacked.

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