Hey ppl, 4 this songfic I used "When You're Good To Mama" from Chicago. um, pls R&R?? This is a songfic from Voldys POV. The guy atop the ladder is Dumbledore.

When You're Good To Voldy

Ask any of the Eaters in my pen

They'll tell you I was the biggest Mutha. Then

I love them all and all of them love me -

Because the system works;

the system called Evil Wizardry!

Got a little motto

Always sees me through -

When you're good to Voldy

Voldy's good to you!

There's a lot of favours

I need you to do -

You do one for Voldy

He'll do one for you!

They say that life is tit for tat

And that's the way I live -

So, I deserve a lot of tat

For all I've got to give!

Didn't you know that this wand

killed Potters parents too -

When you're good to Voldy

Voldy's good to you!

If you want a favour

Tell me what to do -

Give it up to Voldy

He'll get it for you!

If you pass a Mudblood

You should curse 'em too -

You put in for Voldy

He'll put out for you!

The one a top the ladder

is the ones the world adores -

So boost me up that ladder, kid

and I'll boost you up yours!

Let's all curse together

We are the evil crew -

When you're cursin' with Voldy

Voldy's cursin' with you!

So what's the one conclusion

I can bring this number to?

When you're good to Voldy

Voldy's good to you!!