Those Damn Diamonds

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Author's Note: Tell me if this sounds good or not. Please?

Chapter 1: Forming a Search Party

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Characters:

Cowboy Bebop:

Faye Valentine

Spike Spiegle

Edward

Inuyasha:

Kagome

Inuyasha

Shippo

Urusei Yatsura:

Lum

Ranma 1/2:

Ranma

Shampoo

Mousse

Dragonball Z:

Goku

Piccolo

Vegeta

Bulma

Master Roshi

Sailor Moon:

Serena

Lita

Rei

Shape Shifting Queen Beryel

Trigun:

Vash the Stampede

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Spike, Faye, and Edward are now floating above Venus in a Starship.

Spike: ::smoking a cigarette:: Why are we here if the diamonds are down on Venus?

Faye: We needed a computer to try and find some people to help us look for the necklace.

Ed: ::hands Faye a peice of paper with pictures on it:: Here Faye-Faye!

Faye: ::sweatdrops:: This is the search party?

Spike: ::looking at the paper over Faye's shoulder:: My God.

Ed: Funny-looking people! Haha! ::runs around like an airplane::

Faye: Okay, let's try and find this. . . Lum person first.

Spike: Well, at least she's cute. ::pointing at the pictures:: So is she. And her. And her. . .

Faye: ::vein popping out on her jaw:: I get the point Spike, besides, some of these girls look WAY too young for you.

Ed: Knives are pointy.

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On Earth. . .

Ataru: ::hiding in a trashcan:: I hope she doesn't find me here.

Lum: ::kicks over the trashcan:: Darling! You can't hide from me!

Ataru: Damn it Lum! Why can't you just leave me alone for a while?

Lum: ::looking like she's going to cry:: Darling doesn't love me anymore?

Ataru: No, it's nothing like that, I just want to be alone for awhile.

Lum: ::crying:: You never loved me! ::runs off crying::

Ataru: ::thinking:: Smooth move Ataru. . .

Meanwhile, Spike, Faye, and Ed are now landing On Earth.

Faye: Okay, now to look for Lum. Ed you stay here.

Ed: Okay Faye-Faye.

Faye: Don't call me that. It's just Faye, alright?

Ed: Okay Faye-Faye.

Faye: ::rolls her eyes:: Come on Spike :walks off the ship with Spike following close behind her::

When the get off the ship, Lum comes running down the street, still crying her eyes out, and runs right into Spike.

Spike: Watch it.

Faye: ::looks at paper, them at Lum:: Your Lum!

Lum: Yes, that's me, Lum ::looks at Spike and forgets all about Ataru:: Darling! ::glomps Spike::

Spike: ::blushes::

Faye: You were chosen to help us look for a diamond necklace-

Spike : ::shoving Lum off him:: That YOU lost.

Faye: ::vein popping out on her head:: Shut up Spike!

Lum: I love diamonds! They're so pretty! Okay, I'll help you. Come on Darling ::drags Spike behind her::

Faye: Hey, this way ::points towars the ship::

Lum: Oops ::drags Spike the other way::

Faye: ::thinking:: Geeze, she better not be THIS ditzy when she helping us look for the diamonds ::gets on the ship::

Ed: Spi-Spi got a girlfriend! Spi-Spi got a girlfriend!

Spike Shut up Ed!

Lum: ::sees Ed:: Are you a girl?

Ed: Ed is Ed.

Lum: ::stares blankly at Ed:: If you say so.

Faye: Okay now were going to West City. That's were the Bulma shouls be. ::takes off toward West City::