Title: Austin Powers in The Matrix
Summary: What if Austin Powers was the one? Would Trinity love him? Would he be able to stop bullets? Can he kick agent Smith's a**?
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As our story begins, we see Austin Powers asleep at his computer.
Austin ( In his dream.):Thats it baby, YES!! YES!! NO!! NO!!
computer: Wake up Austin...
Austin( still in his dream.):Thats it. prrrrrrrrr.
Computers speakers turn on.
speakers:WAKE THE F*** UP AUSTIN.
Austin wakes up.
Austin: What? Huh?
speakers: follow the white rabbit.
Austin: What?
speakers: Do I have to repeat everything?
Austin: Yes. Yes you do.
speakers: Alright. Follow the white rabbit.
Austin:Yes Sir! Or are you a woman?
speakers:None of your bussiness. Knock Knock, Austin.
Two knocks on the door.
Austin:Who is it?
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: It's me. The mysterious
hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking.
Austin opens door.
Austin: What do you want?
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: You have the disk?
Austin: Just a tic.
Goes to bookshelf and pulls out book labeled Bootleg Copies of Movies That Were Never Released and pulls out disk labeled The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentleman vs. The X-Men.
Austin: 50 mil.
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: Can I write a check?
Austin: Fine whatever.
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: Your my savior man. My own personal Jesus Christ. Hey want to go to the Club.
Austin notices he is wearing a big white bunny rabbit coustume.
Austin: Yeah sure I'll go.
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Thats the end of chapter 1. R&R
Disclaimer: I do not own the matrix!!! Though I wish I did!!!!!!!
Summary: What if Austin Powers was the one? Would Trinity love him? Would he be able to stop bullets? Can he kick agent Smith's a**?
~~~~~
As our story begins, we see Austin Powers asleep at his computer.
Austin ( In his dream.):Thats it baby, YES!! YES!! NO!! NO!!
computer: Wake up Austin...
Austin( still in his dream.):Thats it. prrrrrrrrr.
Computers speakers turn on.
speakers:WAKE THE F*** UP AUSTIN.
Austin wakes up.
Austin: What? Huh?
speakers: follow the white rabbit.
Austin: What?
speakers: Do I have to repeat everything?
Austin: Yes. Yes you do.
speakers: Alright. Follow the white rabbit.
Austin:Yes Sir! Or are you a woman?
speakers:None of your bussiness. Knock Knock, Austin.
Two knocks on the door.
Austin:Who is it?
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: It's me. The mysterious
hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking.
Austin opens door.
Austin: What do you want?
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: You have the disk?
Austin: Just a tic.
Goes to bookshelf and pulls out book labeled Bootleg Copies of Movies That Were Never Released and pulls out disk labeled The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentleman vs. The X-Men.
Austin: 50 mil.
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: Can I write a check?
Austin: Fine whatever.
Mysterious hacker dude who is to lame to do his own hacking: Your my savior man. My own personal Jesus Christ. Hey want to go to the Club.
Austin notices he is wearing a big white bunny rabbit coustume.
Austin: Yeah sure I'll go.
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Thats the end of chapter 1. R&R
Disclaimer: I do not own the matrix!!! Though I wish I did!!!!!!!