Disclaimer~ Nope, ixnay! Nothing here is mine, so please don't sue me.
Authoress note~ WARNING: This is insane, stupid and hilarious. If you don't like it, don't read it! If ya do, brace yourself... lol! My first try at humor, please review! Flames accepted!
More reviews= More chapters
Note~ I'm not trying to be mean to any of the characters, but I have to be, lol, enjoy!
(This story begins that all the main AF characters are locked in a white room, with no doors or windows, going crazy. Just thought you should know)
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Artemis~ Holly, do you know how annoying you are?
Holly~ Well, I was only saying, how do you know? Are you gay? Sounds like you're in denial.
Artemis~ Holly, for the thousandth time, I'm not gay!
Foaly~ Well, she has a point; you don't ever go out with any girls.
Artemis~ Well, I don't go out with any boys either, do I?
Holly~ I don't know. Do you?
Artemis~ Wow! I didn't know that it was possible for you to be as stupid as you look, but I guess it is.
Foaly~ So, do you?
Artemis~ I wouldn't be talking pony boy. You could be gay, and no one would know it, because you've never dated anybody at all!
Foaly~ Someone's a little defensive. And if I didn't know any better I'd say you were avoiding the question so, if you're not gay, give us a straightforward answer.
Holly~ Yeah! Uhh... What he said.
Juliet~ Artemis sooooooo is like, not gay. He's just antisocial, a social outcast, a loser. But you can be assured that he's not gay. I can't promise you that Holly and Foaly aren't gay, though... *bursts out laughing*
Holly & Foaly~ Hey, We're not gay.
Artemis~ Well, Holly's telling the truth, but I don't know about Foaly, I think he's gay...
Domovoi Butler~ Well, how do you know Holly's telling the truth? You two didn't...
Artemis and Holly~ Eww! No!
Artemis~ I only know that Holly isn't gay because the term for a guy is gay, but if you're a gay woman your called a lesbian. Holly would be considered a lesbian...
Holly~ He only knows the two terms because he's been called both of them, and he is definitely way gay. Hey! That rhymes!
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ Are too.
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ Are too.
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ All right then, here's a test. What label suit are you wearing?
Artemis~ Armani. Why?
Holly~ Ah-ha! Told you! You're gay, because gay guys know designer labels. And you knew that your suit was Armani!
Artemis~ That doesn't mean that I'm gay, it just means that I am really rich, and the only thing I've ever worn are Armani designer label suits.
Artemis Sr. (because I felt like adding him in there)~ Even I would have known that!
Foaly~ Then maybe your gay too!
Holly~ Maybe we're all gay, and we don't know it.
Artemis~ Maybe you're weird, and we all do know it!
Holly~ Don't have to get so personal. But then again, this is a touché subject for you, seeing as you're in denial, and all.
Artemis~ I haen't heard much comment from Foaly. Maybe that's because he might let it slip that he's gay!
Foaly~ I wouldn't be talking mud boy, for all we know, you might be gay and have a crush on Root!
Artemis~ He wishes! Even if I was gay, I wouldn't like him!
Holly~ So you are gay?
Artemis~ This is gonna take a while...
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Okay, well, tell me whatcha think! Lol, if yall likes, I'll update soon.
Authoress note~ WARNING: This is insane, stupid and hilarious. If you don't like it, don't read it! If ya do, brace yourself... lol! My first try at humor, please review! Flames accepted!
More reviews= More chapters
Note~ I'm not trying to be mean to any of the characters, but I have to be, lol, enjoy!
(This story begins that all the main AF characters are locked in a white room, with no doors or windows, going crazy. Just thought you should know)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Artemis~ Holly, do you know how annoying you are?
Holly~ Well, I was only saying, how do you know? Are you gay? Sounds like you're in denial.
Artemis~ Holly, for the thousandth time, I'm not gay!
Foaly~ Well, she has a point; you don't ever go out with any girls.
Artemis~ Well, I don't go out with any boys either, do I?
Holly~ I don't know. Do you?
Artemis~ Wow! I didn't know that it was possible for you to be as stupid as you look, but I guess it is.
Foaly~ So, do you?
Artemis~ I wouldn't be talking pony boy. You could be gay, and no one would know it, because you've never dated anybody at all!
Foaly~ Someone's a little defensive. And if I didn't know any better I'd say you were avoiding the question so, if you're not gay, give us a straightforward answer.
Holly~ Yeah! Uhh... What he said.
Juliet~ Artemis sooooooo is like, not gay. He's just antisocial, a social outcast, a loser. But you can be assured that he's not gay. I can't promise you that Holly and Foaly aren't gay, though... *bursts out laughing*
Holly & Foaly~ Hey, We're not gay.
Artemis~ Well, Holly's telling the truth, but I don't know about Foaly, I think he's gay...
Domovoi Butler~ Well, how do you know Holly's telling the truth? You two didn't...
Artemis and Holly~ Eww! No!
Artemis~ I only know that Holly isn't gay because the term for a guy is gay, but if you're a gay woman your called a lesbian. Holly would be considered a lesbian...
Holly~ He only knows the two terms because he's been called both of them, and he is definitely way gay. Hey! That rhymes!
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ Are too.
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ Are too.
Artemis~ Am not.
Holly~ All right then, here's a test. What label suit are you wearing?
Artemis~ Armani. Why?
Holly~ Ah-ha! Told you! You're gay, because gay guys know designer labels. And you knew that your suit was Armani!
Artemis~ That doesn't mean that I'm gay, it just means that I am really rich, and the only thing I've ever worn are Armani designer label suits.
Artemis Sr. (because I felt like adding him in there)~ Even I would have known that!
Foaly~ Then maybe your gay too!
Holly~ Maybe we're all gay, and we don't know it.
Artemis~ Maybe you're weird, and we all do know it!
Holly~ Don't have to get so personal. But then again, this is a touché subject for you, seeing as you're in denial, and all.
Artemis~ I haen't heard much comment from Foaly. Maybe that's because he might let it slip that he's gay!
Foaly~ I wouldn't be talking mud boy, for all we know, you might be gay and have a crush on Root!
Artemis~ He wishes! Even if I was gay, I wouldn't like him!
Holly~ So you are gay?
Artemis~ This is gonna take a while...
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Okay, well, tell me whatcha think! Lol, if yall likes, I'll update soon.