Disclaimer~ I don't own anything. Okay? Got it? Good.
Authoress note~ Hey, sorry I haven't written in a while, I've had a ton of homework! Please tell me if I should continue or not, because I really don't want to continue a story that my readers don't like.
Notice~ You have to review if you read this, whether you like it or not, because I need to know what you think.
Also~ From now on, If I decide to continue this story, then I will only update on weekends... I hope this is okay with everyone, because I am piled down with homework during the week!
To All readers~ This is a tad AU, because Angeline, and AF senior know about the fairies, and Angeline would never be this mean to AF senior.
Thanks!
To be or not to be gay? Chapter 3
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Artemis: So, can we all agree on a topic that everyone will comply with?
Holly: Have you ever heard of tanning in a bottle?
Artemis: It's apparent that you have.
Holly: Hey, it's called natural, dude.
Artemis: Yeah, must be from all the sun you get in haven.
Holly: *scowls*
Juliet: Can we please be civil?
Artemis and Holly: No way!
Artemis: I've got the solution. If boys come over here, girls over there *points to far corner of the room*
Holly: Fine, come on girls!
*On boy's side of room*
Butler: So... What was the point of separating us, other than not killing each other?
Artemis and Foaly: Puh-leez! You underestimate us!
Mulch and Butler: .............
Artemis: Anyone care to know what the girls are talking about?
Chix: Well, lemme think......... Duh!
Foaly: Well, me and Artemis have micro technology surveillance devices.
Butler: In English, please?
Chix: Yeah, dude, wha?
Artemis: We have listening devices and cameras disguised as different, random objects.
Foaly: *throws a pin onto the floor about 2 yards away from the girls* This is a listening device, ultra-high frequency, nuclear battery.
Artemis: Not bad. * Sticks a tack into the wall aimed at the girls* It's a camera, auto lens adjustment, and, again, nuclear battery.
Mulch: Riiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhttttttttt.
All boys: *watch Foaly's portable plasma screen*
*On other side of the room*
Holly: Juliet, what are you looking for in your dream guy?
Juliet: Oh, he has got to be honest, and other than that, I don't care. How about you, Holly?
Holly: Oh, the only thing that I care about is that he's sweet, and hardworking at whatever he does.
Angeline: *Sees camera/ listening device, and decides to play a mean joke* You two are pathetic! There are only two things that you should look for in a guy.
Holly & Juliet: What? *Listen intently*
Angeline: He should be really hot, and be really rich. Otherwise, it doesn't make much difference!
*On other side of the room*
Artemis senior: Oh, I'm going to kill her, I swear I will!
*Artemis senior walks over to the girl's side of the room*
Artemis senior: Are those the only reasons why you married me?
Angeline: Are what the only reasons why I married you?
Artemis senior: For my looks, and my money?
Angeline: No Timmy!
Artemis senior: Oh, sorry to have accused you honey.
Angeline: I figured that one out of two wasn't bad!
All except AF senior: *laugh hysterically*
Artemis junior: Brace yourself! Ahhhhhhhh!
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Okay, tell me what you think, and please, please let me know if I should continue!
Thanks, ArtemisFowlWorld
P.S. If you have any new title suggestions, please tell me in a review!
Authoress note~ Hey, sorry I haven't written in a while, I've had a ton of homework! Please tell me if I should continue or not, because I really don't want to continue a story that my readers don't like.
Notice~ You have to review if you read this, whether you like it or not, because I need to know what you think.
Also~ From now on, If I decide to continue this story, then I will only update on weekends... I hope this is okay with everyone, because I am piled down with homework during the week!
To All readers~ This is a tad AU, because Angeline, and AF senior know about the fairies, and Angeline would never be this mean to AF senior.
Thanks!
To be or not to be gay? Chapter 3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Artemis: So, can we all agree on a topic that everyone will comply with?
Holly: Have you ever heard of tanning in a bottle?
Artemis: It's apparent that you have.
Holly: Hey, it's called natural, dude.
Artemis: Yeah, must be from all the sun you get in haven.
Holly: *scowls*
Juliet: Can we please be civil?
Artemis and Holly: No way!
Artemis: I've got the solution. If boys come over here, girls over there *points to far corner of the room*
Holly: Fine, come on girls!
*On boy's side of room*
Butler: So... What was the point of separating us, other than not killing each other?
Artemis and Foaly: Puh-leez! You underestimate us!
Mulch and Butler: .............
Artemis: Anyone care to know what the girls are talking about?
Chix: Well, lemme think......... Duh!
Foaly: Well, me and Artemis have micro technology surveillance devices.
Butler: In English, please?
Chix: Yeah, dude, wha?
Artemis: We have listening devices and cameras disguised as different, random objects.
Foaly: *throws a pin onto the floor about 2 yards away from the girls* This is a listening device, ultra-high frequency, nuclear battery.
Artemis: Not bad. * Sticks a tack into the wall aimed at the girls* It's a camera, auto lens adjustment, and, again, nuclear battery.
Mulch: Riiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhttttttttt.
All boys: *watch Foaly's portable plasma screen*
*On other side of the room*
Holly: Juliet, what are you looking for in your dream guy?
Juliet: Oh, he has got to be honest, and other than that, I don't care. How about you, Holly?
Holly: Oh, the only thing that I care about is that he's sweet, and hardworking at whatever he does.
Angeline: *Sees camera/ listening device, and decides to play a mean joke* You two are pathetic! There are only two things that you should look for in a guy.
Holly & Juliet: What? *Listen intently*
Angeline: He should be really hot, and be really rich. Otherwise, it doesn't make much difference!
*On other side of the room*
Artemis senior: Oh, I'm going to kill her, I swear I will!
*Artemis senior walks over to the girl's side of the room*
Artemis senior: Are those the only reasons why you married me?
Angeline: Are what the only reasons why I married you?
Artemis senior: For my looks, and my money?
Angeline: No Timmy!
Artemis senior: Oh, sorry to have accused you honey.
Angeline: I figured that one out of two wasn't bad!
All except AF senior: *laugh hysterically*
Artemis junior: Brace yourself! Ahhhhhhhh!
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Okay, tell me what you think, and please, please let me know if I should continue!
Thanks, ArtemisFowlWorld
P.S. If you have any new title suggestions, please tell me in a review!