Disclaimer~ None of this is mine, okay? Got it? Everyone understand? I
don't want any suing me involved! -__-
Authoress note~ Hiya! Lol, okay. This chappie will be short, but it will be good. Consider yourself warned, because it will be dangerously short, but funny, too.
I need to know how many people actually read this stuff, so please, so I can get the count right, review. If you don't review, then I can't know the actual number.
Also, my other story is an A/H fic, but I might change it to A/J, what do you all think? Please, I need your help, and it'll give you something to say in your review!
Important~ I really need ideas for a new title, because this one is dumb, and I might need a new summary, too! If you could help me out that would be great! (and if you do, I'll put you in the story).
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Holly: I'll bet you I can think of better insults than you can, Arty!
Artemis: No fair, you got a head start by calling me Arty!
Holly: Whatever you big baby!
Artemis: I'm not a baby, am I mommy?
Holly: Two-faced idiot!
Artemis: Officer who plays with Barbie's!
Holly: Ha! That's the best you could do? Man, you'd better think up better insults than that!
Artemis: It was short notice! I need more time than that!
Foaly: Okay, how about this. Root, Butler, Angeline, Opal, Juliet, Artemis sr. and I will be the judges. You have 5 minutes to come up with 3 insults. Ready. Set.
Opal: Just go already!
Artemis + Holly: *walk off to get ready*
Foaly: Thanks for stealing the climax line!
Opal: Don't mention it.
Juliet: Hey! Let's sing a song to make waiting for them not so hard. Do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a bow can you roll em' over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your ears hang low! Do it with me now!
All: Do your ears hang low........
~~~ 5 minutes later~~~
Artemis + Holly~ *walk back in ready to perform*
Foaly: Okay, here are the rules:
Choose who goes first First person shouts first insult Second person does the same back Do this 3 times, then the judges will make their decision
Good enough?
Holly: Fine. Who'll go first?
Artemis: You go first.
Holly: Fine, you pea-brained nincompoop!
Artemis: As you wish, bug-eyed loser!
Holly: Is that the best you can do, frog face?
Artemis: By all means, no, miss kiss every guy in the LEP so they'll hire you!
Holly: I can't believe you'd say that you self-absorbed, gay, derk!
Foaly: Judges will now speak, hold on one moment, please.
~~~Over at judges table~~~
Foaly: I vote Holly.
Angeline: I vote Arty.
Juliet: I vote Arty. Artemis Sr.: I vote Holly.
Root: I vote Holly.
Butler: I vote Holly.
Opal: I vote Arty.
~~~ Back in the middle of the room~~~
Foaly: The judges decided that Holly wins.
Artemis: What was the count?
Foaly: 3 to 4...
~~~Artemis + Holly talking later~~~
Artemis: I cannot believe you did that!
Holly: Did what?
Artemis: Kissed all the male judges for their votes.
Holly: Where'd you get that information?
Artemis: It's posted on the LEP website, go check.
Holly: Ooh! I'm gonna kill Foaly! I can't believe he told everyone that!
Artemis: Phych! Oh My Gosh! I can't believe you fell for it, and I got proof that you did! Woo-hoo!
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Alright, just remember to review. Here are some ideas for your review:
New title/ summary entry If you want to be in it tell me Which do you like better? A/H, or A/J? Tell me your honest opinion, because I want to know what you think of the story!
Bye 4 now, slatron,
Artemis FowlWorld
Authoress note~ Hiya! Lol, okay. This chappie will be short, but it will be good. Consider yourself warned, because it will be dangerously short, but funny, too.
I need to know how many people actually read this stuff, so please, so I can get the count right, review. If you don't review, then I can't know the actual number.
Also, my other story is an A/H fic, but I might change it to A/J, what do you all think? Please, I need your help, and it'll give you something to say in your review!
Important~ I really need ideas for a new title, because this one is dumb, and I might need a new summary, too! If you could help me out that would be great! (and if you do, I'll put you in the story).
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Holly: I'll bet you I can think of better insults than you can, Arty!
Artemis: No fair, you got a head start by calling me Arty!
Holly: Whatever you big baby!
Artemis: I'm not a baby, am I mommy?
Holly: Two-faced idiot!
Artemis: Officer who plays with Barbie's!
Holly: Ha! That's the best you could do? Man, you'd better think up better insults than that!
Artemis: It was short notice! I need more time than that!
Foaly: Okay, how about this. Root, Butler, Angeline, Opal, Juliet, Artemis sr. and I will be the judges. You have 5 minutes to come up with 3 insults. Ready. Set.
Opal: Just go already!
Artemis + Holly: *walk off to get ready*
Foaly: Thanks for stealing the climax line!
Opal: Don't mention it.
Juliet: Hey! Let's sing a song to make waiting for them not so hard. Do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a bow can you roll em' over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your ears hang low! Do it with me now!
All: Do your ears hang low........
~~~ 5 minutes later~~~
Artemis + Holly~ *walk back in ready to perform*
Foaly: Okay, here are the rules:
Choose who goes first First person shouts first insult Second person does the same back Do this 3 times, then the judges will make their decision
Good enough?
Holly: Fine. Who'll go first?
Artemis: You go first.
Holly: Fine, you pea-brained nincompoop!
Artemis: As you wish, bug-eyed loser!
Holly: Is that the best you can do, frog face?
Artemis: By all means, no, miss kiss every guy in the LEP so they'll hire you!
Holly: I can't believe you'd say that you self-absorbed, gay, derk!
Foaly: Judges will now speak, hold on one moment, please.
~~~Over at judges table~~~
Foaly: I vote Holly.
Angeline: I vote Arty.
Juliet: I vote Arty. Artemis Sr.: I vote Holly.
Root: I vote Holly.
Butler: I vote Holly.
Opal: I vote Arty.
~~~ Back in the middle of the room~~~
Foaly: The judges decided that Holly wins.
Artemis: What was the count?
Foaly: 3 to 4...
~~~Artemis + Holly talking later~~~
Artemis: I cannot believe you did that!
Holly: Did what?
Artemis: Kissed all the male judges for their votes.
Holly: Where'd you get that information?
Artemis: It's posted on the LEP website, go check.
Holly: Ooh! I'm gonna kill Foaly! I can't believe he told everyone that!
Artemis: Phych! Oh My Gosh! I can't believe you fell for it, and I got proof that you did! Woo-hoo!
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Alright, just remember to review. Here are some ideas for your review:
New title/ summary entry If you want to be in it tell me Which do you like better? A/H, or A/J? Tell me your honest opinion, because I want to know what you think of the story!
Bye 4 now, slatron,
Artemis FowlWorld