=That Dream=
Chapter 3
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I hate me, really, I do hate myself very much. I know that I've been having those reoccurring dreams about Pedro and I taking a walk. Now because of Eriol doing that stupid, mind-reading trick he's infamously good at doing, he has made my mind open up to *great* things, but they aren't good. DEFINITELY NOT GOOD!
You see, I don't mind the fact, or the dream, because I'm seventeen years old, and hell, Pedro has got to be the brains of this operation! But the dream is actually an inverse of my old one. A major inverse.
Maybe I shouldn't tell you about it, because I have to go to school soon, but I don't know if I want to go today. It'd make things interesting, but not just that, I couldn't face her today. I can't and I won't face her today! I'd die if I had to! Well, perhaps I won't go to school.
So yeah, I have the day off today. I can get my work later, or have someone bring it to me.
Anyhow, I really and truly want to go into full detail about this dream. Into every last detail, about everything that happened and what my sick and perverted mind has come up with.
But, okay. I'll tell you about it, without all the mindless (or mind blowing) details. It actually started like this:
I woke up from a great sleep, and I blinked and stared into nothingness. I rubbed my eyes, trying to get the sleep out of them. I stood up and went to my bathroom, because I have to pee very badly every morning when I wake up.
So, I'm standing there, taking a pee, and then I get the most ridiculous thought in my head.
Why should I go out naked today?
I was feeling morbid, because as the reoccurring dreams were my past week in this dream, Sakura has been actually pretty cold towards me.
So, I smiled at my great plan, and then I hoppped into the shower. Mind you, it's pretty hot when I get in, because I didn't want to deflate my great mood. Definitely didn't want to deflate my great mood. Or Pedro.
So, after my great and wonderful, hot shower, I got out and wrappped a towel around my waist. For some reason, I noticed that I wasn't wet. My hair was wet, but it wasn't dripping, and my skin was perfectly dry. I didn't pay attention to this, so I had put my uniform on, and put gel in my hair.
Therefore, I was creating the essence of perfectly calm and collected. Either that or I was just trying to be cool.
On my way out of the apartment, I grabbbed my bag, and had put on my pendant that was hanging on the key rack. I had gotten my license last year, but I had failed to get myself a car.
I bet Sakura would like it if I came by her house every morning and picked her up in my car...
Okay, so back to the dream at hand, I grabbed everything, and walked out the door. I didn't notice anything peculiar, until I was two minutes away from school. It finally clicked in my head, I was the one missing out now. Everyone was naked.
And I mean everyone! The guy who had no business to walk around naked was walking around naked, the girl that would give me a nosebleed, had no right to walk around naked! But she was!
It hadn't clicked, and I was just thinking of normal things. If you happen to remember, or maybe you don't, I had thought that everyone else was being left out.
Well, now I was the one being left out, and they were all staring at me like I was crazy. I had quickly gottten over this, it was rather *not* daunting to me. So, I walked into school, taking off my outside shoes, and putting on my shoes that I'm supposed to wear around school.
I had almost passed out, and my eyes almost fell out of their sockets when I saw Hiiragizawa Eriol walking around proclaiming HIS manhood. And damn! Clow Reed was one lucky man. One helluva lucky man.
Eriol looked at me, and his glasses had glinted as he waved at me and smothered a laugh.
I've never noticed, but Eriol is rather muscular. Makes me sick. Why does he have to be so damn perfect?
So, I kept on walking, cautiously, and stared at everyone I passed. They're all naked. I was scared to go to homeroom, because what was going to happen when I got in there? What was going to happen, and would it be something that I can handle?
Well, you know how I was talking about the girl who shouldn't be naked because she would give me a nosebleed, it had nothing to do with Sakura. But Sakura was the one I was thinking about.
If I saw her naked, I don't think I could cope. I think I'd probably die of blood loss. Literally.
I remember this one time when Sakura and I were little--this was completely platonic as well, on her side anyway. She was comforting me after I just rescued her from the Return card, and then she showed me affection. I passed out. Literally, I passed out right in front of her. It was because I was too close to her. Now what's going to happen if she's naked?
I wasn't anticipating this, but what utterly repulsed me was I just passed the principal, and he was in HIS birthday suit. Oh, I'm scarred mentally forever and ever. That would be like seeing your parents making out or something. Not cool, not cool.
I tried to block the image out when I walked into homeroom. My eyes were closed, and I didn't want to see anything that my poor self couldn't handle. All of a sudden, three people came up to me. Yamazaki, Eriol, and Tomoyo.
Tomoyo is naked. Tomoyo is naked. I'm seeing a naked girl. She's naked. She's naked. I'm seeing a naked girl. Tomoyo is naked. Oh. My. God. I know my face was red, and she looked concerned for me. Well, WOMAN, GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! Then, I'll be better, but...
SHE'S NAKED!!!!! Is Sakura naked? Please let Sakura--NO! Don't let Sakura be naked!
Is she naked? Can I see? NO! No! I'm not supposed to see that. No, no. Bad, Syaoran. BAD, BAD, BAD! And that's practically how I was, throughout the entire dream! I mean, I *still* feel like that.
Then--"Li-kun, is there a problem?" Dream Yamazaki asked me.
Right-o, friend, this is definitely a warped dream, and he had just asked me if something was wrong. That should tell you exactly what's the problem, because, well, because! This is actually perfectly normal, don't you think?
I nod, just nod. He stared at my attire, like there was something wrong with me. He was clearly and painstakingly saying, "Weren't you the one running around naked all week?"
I turned to look at Eriol who was laughing rather wickedly. Then Tomoyo walked by, and he choked. I had actually forgotten my problems and chuckled at him, but he smirked and told me to turn around.
I gulped nervously as I turned around. Sitting in her desk as always, was Sakura. She was gloriously naked. I could've sworn angels sang and heaven's beautiful light was shining upon her, and she was naked!
KINOMOTO SAKURA WAS NAKED AND SHE SITS IN FRONT OF ME! I started to hyperventilate, and someone clapped me hard on the back. I turned around, and Eriol was there, with a hand on my shoulder.
He grinned rather smugly, and he said, "She's rather nice looking, isn't she. Just like out of a painting."
I could only nod before it kicked in that Eriol was looking at Sakura, naked. I turned around and glared at him.
He smiled and said, "You're looking, too."
He got me there, I was definitely looking. It still didn't give him any right to look.
"You looked at Tomoyo," he said calmly.
Okay, so Eriol had me there, too. But, Tomoyo had come up to me, and was standing there, boobs in my face, and she was naked.
What am I supposed to do? Just say calmly, "Do you know you're lacking clothing articles?" No, I think not.
Anyway, I turned to Sakura, and she's there, laughing. For some odd reason, more guys are hornier than usual. Eh, yeah. For some *odd* reason.
They are all crowded around Sakura, but her breasts are right there. Right in front of my face. She's right there, she's naked. She's freakin' naked!
I walked up to her, and I couldn't help but notice that she was sitting on her feet, and she was leaning forward in her desk, talking to the guy who played American football. He was busy flirting with her, but she was just talking. Hopefully.
But she was leaning forward, and her breasts were resting on the desk top. Oh, pardon my words, but major boner.
I mean, Pedro was sticking straight out, and I couldn't do anything about it. I turned around quickly, my face redder than a cherry tomato.
I gulped as I tred to rush out of the classroom, but Eriol stoped me, and he smirked.
He pointed down and said, "Tokyo Tower rises early today."
I growled and grumbled back in response, "It's not Tokyo Tower it's PEDRO!"
I shoved past him and out into the hall. When I was about to leave, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around, and there's Sakura. She's naked, and damn she's naked!
She got this look on her face, and she said, "Syaoran, are you angry?"
I shook my head 'no'. But I did the unthinkable, I looked down and passed out.
You see, that was my dream. That was the dream I had. But don't you understand now? I can't go to school? That image of Sakura is forever planted in my head. Sakura was naked, and I saw her naked!
I know that this is probably what she looks like, because I have magic, and my magic will get things as accurate as possible.
That's a part of my personality, to be a perfectionist. Well, this is probably giving me a very accurate, naked Sakura.
Oh shit. I've just noticed something!
Eriol. Eriol knew what he was doing in the dream, he kept smirking at me, why didn't I notice? Eriol had read my dream! Eriol knows about this dream!
Oh no, the clock says it's time for school to be out. Eriol will be here, I know it. Eriol was in my dream last night, so now I KNOW that the people looked correct. Eriol is just perverted like that.
Oh my GOD!
Knock-knock!
It's him. It's Eriol, I know it!
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End Chapter 3
Chapter 3
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I hate me, really, I do hate myself very much. I know that I've been having those reoccurring dreams about Pedro and I taking a walk. Now because of Eriol doing that stupid, mind-reading trick he's infamously good at doing, he has made my mind open up to *great* things, but they aren't good. DEFINITELY NOT GOOD!
You see, I don't mind the fact, or the dream, because I'm seventeen years old, and hell, Pedro has got to be the brains of this operation! But the dream is actually an inverse of my old one. A major inverse.
Maybe I shouldn't tell you about it, because I have to go to school soon, but I don't know if I want to go today. It'd make things interesting, but not just that, I couldn't face her today. I can't and I won't face her today! I'd die if I had to! Well, perhaps I won't go to school.
So yeah, I have the day off today. I can get my work later, or have someone bring it to me.
Anyhow, I really and truly want to go into full detail about this dream. Into every last detail, about everything that happened and what my sick and perverted mind has come up with.
But, okay. I'll tell you about it, without all the mindless (or mind blowing) details. It actually started like this:
I woke up from a great sleep, and I blinked and stared into nothingness. I rubbed my eyes, trying to get the sleep out of them. I stood up and went to my bathroom, because I have to pee very badly every morning when I wake up.
So, I'm standing there, taking a pee, and then I get the most ridiculous thought in my head.
Why should I go out naked today?
I was feeling morbid, because as the reoccurring dreams were my past week in this dream, Sakura has been actually pretty cold towards me.
So, I smiled at my great plan, and then I hoppped into the shower. Mind you, it's pretty hot when I get in, because I didn't want to deflate my great mood. Definitely didn't want to deflate my great mood. Or Pedro.
So, after my great and wonderful, hot shower, I got out and wrappped a towel around my waist. For some reason, I noticed that I wasn't wet. My hair was wet, but it wasn't dripping, and my skin was perfectly dry. I didn't pay attention to this, so I had put my uniform on, and put gel in my hair.
Therefore, I was creating the essence of perfectly calm and collected. Either that or I was just trying to be cool.
On my way out of the apartment, I grabbbed my bag, and had put on my pendant that was hanging on the key rack. I had gotten my license last year, but I had failed to get myself a car.
I bet Sakura would like it if I came by her house every morning and picked her up in my car...
Okay, so back to the dream at hand, I grabbed everything, and walked out the door. I didn't notice anything peculiar, until I was two minutes away from school. It finally clicked in my head, I was the one missing out now. Everyone was naked.
And I mean everyone! The guy who had no business to walk around naked was walking around naked, the girl that would give me a nosebleed, had no right to walk around naked! But she was!
It hadn't clicked, and I was just thinking of normal things. If you happen to remember, or maybe you don't, I had thought that everyone else was being left out.
Well, now I was the one being left out, and they were all staring at me like I was crazy. I had quickly gottten over this, it was rather *not* daunting to me. So, I walked into school, taking off my outside shoes, and putting on my shoes that I'm supposed to wear around school.
I had almost passed out, and my eyes almost fell out of their sockets when I saw Hiiragizawa Eriol walking around proclaiming HIS manhood. And damn! Clow Reed was one lucky man. One helluva lucky man.
Eriol looked at me, and his glasses had glinted as he waved at me and smothered a laugh.
I've never noticed, but Eriol is rather muscular. Makes me sick. Why does he have to be so damn perfect?
So, I kept on walking, cautiously, and stared at everyone I passed. They're all naked. I was scared to go to homeroom, because what was going to happen when I got in there? What was going to happen, and would it be something that I can handle?
Well, you know how I was talking about the girl who shouldn't be naked because she would give me a nosebleed, it had nothing to do with Sakura. But Sakura was the one I was thinking about.
If I saw her naked, I don't think I could cope. I think I'd probably die of blood loss. Literally.
I remember this one time when Sakura and I were little--this was completely platonic as well, on her side anyway. She was comforting me after I just rescued her from the Return card, and then she showed me affection. I passed out. Literally, I passed out right in front of her. It was because I was too close to her. Now what's going to happen if she's naked?
I wasn't anticipating this, but what utterly repulsed me was I just passed the principal, and he was in HIS birthday suit. Oh, I'm scarred mentally forever and ever. That would be like seeing your parents making out or something. Not cool, not cool.
I tried to block the image out when I walked into homeroom. My eyes were closed, and I didn't want to see anything that my poor self couldn't handle. All of a sudden, three people came up to me. Yamazaki, Eriol, and Tomoyo.
Tomoyo is naked. Tomoyo is naked. I'm seeing a naked girl. She's naked. She's naked. I'm seeing a naked girl. Tomoyo is naked. Oh. My. God. I know my face was red, and she looked concerned for me. Well, WOMAN, GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! Then, I'll be better, but...
SHE'S NAKED!!!!! Is Sakura naked? Please let Sakura--NO! Don't let Sakura be naked!
Is she naked? Can I see? NO! No! I'm not supposed to see that. No, no. Bad, Syaoran. BAD, BAD, BAD! And that's practically how I was, throughout the entire dream! I mean, I *still* feel like that.
Then--"Li-kun, is there a problem?" Dream Yamazaki asked me.
Right-o, friend, this is definitely a warped dream, and he had just asked me if something was wrong. That should tell you exactly what's the problem, because, well, because! This is actually perfectly normal, don't you think?
I nod, just nod. He stared at my attire, like there was something wrong with me. He was clearly and painstakingly saying, "Weren't you the one running around naked all week?"
I turned to look at Eriol who was laughing rather wickedly. Then Tomoyo walked by, and he choked. I had actually forgotten my problems and chuckled at him, but he smirked and told me to turn around.
I gulped nervously as I turned around. Sitting in her desk as always, was Sakura. She was gloriously naked. I could've sworn angels sang and heaven's beautiful light was shining upon her, and she was naked!
KINOMOTO SAKURA WAS NAKED AND SHE SITS IN FRONT OF ME! I started to hyperventilate, and someone clapped me hard on the back. I turned around, and Eriol was there, with a hand on my shoulder.
He grinned rather smugly, and he said, "She's rather nice looking, isn't she. Just like out of a painting."
I could only nod before it kicked in that Eriol was looking at Sakura, naked. I turned around and glared at him.
He smiled and said, "You're looking, too."
He got me there, I was definitely looking. It still didn't give him any right to look.
"You looked at Tomoyo," he said calmly.
Okay, so Eriol had me there, too. But, Tomoyo had come up to me, and was standing there, boobs in my face, and she was naked.
What am I supposed to do? Just say calmly, "Do you know you're lacking clothing articles?" No, I think not.
Anyway, I turned to Sakura, and she's there, laughing. For some odd reason, more guys are hornier than usual. Eh, yeah. For some *odd* reason.
They are all crowded around Sakura, but her breasts are right there. Right in front of my face. She's right there, she's naked. She's freakin' naked!
I walked up to her, and I couldn't help but notice that she was sitting on her feet, and she was leaning forward in her desk, talking to the guy who played American football. He was busy flirting with her, but she was just talking. Hopefully.
But she was leaning forward, and her breasts were resting on the desk top. Oh, pardon my words, but major boner.
I mean, Pedro was sticking straight out, and I couldn't do anything about it. I turned around quickly, my face redder than a cherry tomato.
I gulped as I tred to rush out of the classroom, but Eriol stoped me, and he smirked.
He pointed down and said, "Tokyo Tower rises early today."
I growled and grumbled back in response, "It's not Tokyo Tower it's PEDRO!"
I shoved past him and out into the hall. When I was about to leave, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around, and there's Sakura. She's naked, and damn she's naked!
She got this look on her face, and she said, "Syaoran, are you angry?"
I shook my head 'no'. But I did the unthinkable, I looked down and passed out.
You see, that was my dream. That was the dream I had. But don't you understand now? I can't go to school? That image of Sakura is forever planted in my head. Sakura was naked, and I saw her naked!
I know that this is probably what she looks like, because I have magic, and my magic will get things as accurate as possible.
That's a part of my personality, to be a perfectionist. Well, this is probably giving me a very accurate, naked Sakura.
Oh shit. I've just noticed something!
Eriol. Eriol knew what he was doing in the dream, he kept smirking at me, why didn't I notice? Eriol had read my dream! Eriol knows about this dream!
Oh no, the clock says it's time for school to be out. Eriol will be here, I know it. Eriol was in my dream last night, so now I KNOW that the people looked correct. Eriol is just perverted like that.
Oh my GOD!
Knock-knock!
It's him. It's Eriol, I know it!
~*~
End Chapter 3