PurplePixie: Hi, everybody! ^_^ My name is Kyomi, and this is one of my
very first fanfictions--
Zel: Oh, joy.another crazy author.
Slayers: *Sigh* -_-
PurpleP: Hey! It's not MY fault that you're all so cool and lovable! *glomps Zel*
Zel: *Sweatdrops*
PurpleP: ANYways *ahem* this is just a silly little fanfic I came up with one day. It's a little story is mainly about Zelas the Beastmaster and Xelloss *glomp* the Ultra-Kawaii-very-cool-and mysterious Priest and General! ^_^
Xel and Zelas: O.O.
Zelas: No, I uh, um.I'm afraid I can't participate in this little ficcy of yours 'cause.um, I need to go patrol my island and keep wandering humans off it, and do other important stuff. You know.a powerful Dark Lord's job is never done *nervous chuckle*.
Xel: And I, uh.must do all I can to help my master! ^_^;
PurpleP: Oh, don't worry! I already left someone in charge to take care of your island. ^_~
*Back on Wolf Pack Island*
Valgaav: How did I get here? *thinks* Oh well *starts destroying random things*
*Back to Fanfic*
Lina: Hey.if this fanfiction only involves Xelloss, can we leave!!?
PurpleP: Uh.I guess so.
Lina & Co.: *Suddenly disappear*
Zel: I'm staying. I wouldn't mind watching you torture Xelloss *evil chuckle*.
Xelloss: *Evil glare* Thanks for your HELP, Zelgadiss.
Zel: NO problem. *takes a seat on a couch* PurpleP: Okay.oh! I almost forgot. *Mood is suddenly switched from extremely happy to extremely depressed* I don't own any of the Slayers cast.T-T *re-glomps Xelloss* though I wouldn't mind owning Xelloss. But I don't.
Xelloss: *mumbling* Thank Ruby-eye.
PurpleP: *ignores Xel* Heck, I don't even own that teeny sentence from the Night Before Christmas story. Oh, well. ANYways, *switch to happy mode* on with the fanfic!!! ^_^
Zelas & Xel: *groan* (Zel: Hehehe.this is gonna be interesting)
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Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 1
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-
"I SAID 'LIGHTS OUT', ZELAS!!"
"Okay, Shabby!"
Um.okay, scratch that. It was the night before Christmas and a young, 7 year old child sat wide awake on a large bed in her room (that was in a large mansion, that was built on a large piece of land, that was on a very large planet, that was orbiting a very large sun, that was in the middle of a very large galaxy-Fanfic Readers: GET ON WITH IT!!), scribbling on a piece of paper.
"I'm done!" the little girl announced to no one in particular and reread her letter to a special someone in the North Pole.
Dear Santa Claus,
I've been a very good girl this year (I've only teased Dolphin about 20,289,875 times this year! That's an improvement!), so here is a list of things I want this Christmas: Lots and lots of grape juice (Shabby won't let me try wine yet.) A really big, cuddly wolfie! (A purple one!) Fish poisoning to put in Dolphin's fish tank Fire-crackers to put under Dynast and Gaav's pillows Phibby's soul orbs (I'm sure he won't miss them too much ^_^) Permanent markers to draw on the walls of Dolphin's room A General-Priest (Shabby won't let me have one yet, but he says I can when I'm older! I drew you a picture of how he should look like)
That's all I can think of right now, but I'll send you more letters later
when I can think of other stuff I want. Oh, and remember: if you don't
send me the things I want, I'LL BLOW YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE ELVES UP
INTO ITTY-BITTY BITS!!
From,
Zelas Metallium ^_^
Zelas smiled in approval of her letter and gently slipped it into an envelope.
"Oh! I almost forgot," the little Dark Lord pulled out a drawing of a smiling, purple haired man from under one of her puffy pillows and stuffed it into the envelope with the letter.
"Zelas! It's 11:30 P.M.!! I told you to go to sleep hours ago!" a man, I mean.uh, mazoku, NO, wait.um (Kyomi: *thinks**light bulb*) a human- like mazoku peeked his head into the little Beastmaster's room.
"Shabby!" Zelas smiled at her 'Daddy' (Kyomi: *shudders at the thought of having 'Shabby' as a Dad*). She hopped off her bed and skipped over to the door where her creator was still scolding her ("Blah, blah, blah, staying up late, blah, blah, being disobedient, blah, blah, blah...). "I need to put my letter to Santa in my Christmas stocking on the fireplace, Shabby."
"No," Shabranigdo looked down at the little mass of blonde hair at his waist. He pointed to the bed that was at the back of the room. "You're going to go to bed, now!"
"." The chibi Beastmaster stared up at Shabby with big gleaming eyes.
"."
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" And the waterworks began.
"O.O Zelas! Shhhhh, stop crying!" Shabby started to panic. One mini Dark Lord crying was bad. 4 other mini-Dark Lords crying (having been awakened from their sleep) would be much, much worse. "Listen, I'll go put this letter away for you, if you stop crying."
"Okie," Zelas abruptly stopped crying and handed the envelope to her 'Daddy'. "And remember to put out some milk and cookies."
"Um.okay, sure. Now, get into bed or.uh, Santa won't come," said Shabranigdo as he took the letter from his 'daughter' and led her to her bed. He gave Zelas a hug and tucked the chil-uh.Mazoku under the blankets. "Good night, Zelas."
"Nighty-night, Shabby," the chibi Dark Lord smiled and snuggled her face deeper into her pillows and cuddled a little wolf plushie (Mr. Fluffy- Wuffy-Kins). Within seconds she was fast asleep.
After he was sure that she was really asleep, Shabby crept out of Zelas's room and down the halls. He was extra careful not to make a single peep when he passed Phibrizo's room. Phibby was a very light sleeper and often woke up screaming things about evil mazoku trying to break into his room and kill him whenever he heard noises.
"Sigh.-_-," Shabby let out his breath, which he had been holding while passing down the hallways, as he entered the enormous living room. He was heading towards the fireplace where 5 little stockings were hung, when suddenly-
*Slip!* *Thump!* "OW!"
He stepped on one of Gaav's little toy cars, slipped, and fell backwards onto the floor. He stayed silent for a minute, listening to hear if he had woken anyone up. When he didn't hear any sounds (or shouts of "AHH, MONSTER!!" or "ASSASSINS ARE HERE TO GET ME!!") he started muttering to himself as he passed a beautifully decorated Christmas tree.
"Why is everyone ignoring my commands today? Zelas wouldn't go to sleep, and Dolphin kept feeding the sharks Fish Flakes when I told her not too! Dynast kept throwing his peas at Phibrizo during dinnertime, as if I couldn't see. Speaking of the little brat, I think I should take his marbles away. He keeps threatening everyone with them. And I told Gaav to put toys away this morning!" Shabby picked up another toy car that almost tripped him (again). "I don't know why I ever created those little runts. They're just too much trouble." Shabby was going to slip Zelas's letter into her stocking (which was decorated with little wolves), when his curiosity got the better of him. What ever would the little kid want that she doesn't already have? So he opened the envelope and pulled out a little drawing of a smiling man with the word 'Xelloss' at the top of the sheet. "Xelloss? Who the heck is Xelloss?" Deciding that he didn't really want to know, he stuck the picture back into the envelope and shoved it into the stocking. With that task over with, he yawned and teleported ("Why didn't I do that earlier?") back into his room. After changing, or teleporting, into his pajamas, he climbed into bed. The blankets were so warm and the Mazoku Lord was VERY tired. He laid his head onto his soft pillow, and was about to drift into Mazoku Dreamland when.
"Shabby, I need a glass of water." _________________________________________________________________ PurpleP: ^_^ That went pretty well! Xel: Yeah, as long as I don't have to be in this fanfic, I'm happy ^_^. Chibi-Zelas: . Hurry up with the next chapter, already! I don't wanna stay like this for eternity!!! Xel: O.O B-B-Beastmaster?! *picks up Chibi* I-Is that you?!! Zel: *Falls off couch* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD Chibi Zelas & Xel: =_= *glare* *attacks with teeth & claws* *smacks Zel with staff* Zel: O.O OW! OUCH! HEY, QUIT IT!! *Tries to pry Chibi-Zelas off his leg while being thwack-ed* PurpleP: *sigh* -_- They're hopeless.oh, well. Bye, bye for now! ^_^ *waves*
Zel: Oh, joy.another crazy author.
Slayers: *Sigh* -_-
PurpleP: Hey! It's not MY fault that you're all so cool and lovable! *glomps Zel*
Zel: *Sweatdrops*
PurpleP: ANYways *ahem* this is just a silly little fanfic I came up with one day. It's a little story is mainly about Zelas the Beastmaster and Xelloss *glomp* the Ultra-Kawaii-very-cool-and mysterious Priest and General! ^_^
Xel and Zelas: O.O.
Zelas: No, I uh, um.I'm afraid I can't participate in this little ficcy of yours 'cause.um, I need to go patrol my island and keep wandering humans off it, and do other important stuff. You know.a powerful Dark Lord's job is never done *nervous chuckle*.
Xel: And I, uh.must do all I can to help my master! ^_^;
PurpleP: Oh, don't worry! I already left someone in charge to take care of your island. ^_~
*Back on Wolf Pack Island*
Valgaav: How did I get here? *thinks* Oh well *starts destroying random things*
*Back to Fanfic*
Lina: Hey.if this fanfiction only involves Xelloss, can we leave!!?
PurpleP: Uh.I guess so.
Lina & Co.: *Suddenly disappear*
Zel: I'm staying. I wouldn't mind watching you torture Xelloss *evil chuckle*.
Xelloss: *Evil glare* Thanks for your HELP, Zelgadiss.
Zel: NO problem. *takes a seat on a couch* PurpleP: Okay.oh! I almost forgot. *Mood is suddenly switched from extremely happy to extremely depressed* I don't own any of the Slayers cast.T-T *re-glomps Xelloss* though I wouldn't mind owning Xelloss. But I don't.
Xelloss: *mumbling* Thank Ruby-eye.
PurpleP: *ignores Xel* Heck, I don't even own that teeny sentence from the Night Before Christmas story. Oh, well. ANYways, *switch to happy mode* on with the fanfic!!! ^_^
Zelas & Xel: *groan* (Zel: Hehehe.this is gonna be interesting)
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Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 1
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-
"I SAID 'LIGHTS OUT', ZELAS!!"
"Okay, Shabby!"
Um.okay, scratch that. It was the night before Christmas and a young, 7 year old child sat wide awake on a large bed in her room (that was in a large mansion, that was built on a large piece of land, that was on a very large planet, that was orbiting a very large sun, that was in the middle of a very large galaxy-Fanfic Readers: GET ON WITH IT!!), scribbling on a piece of paper.
"I'm done!" the little girl announced to no one in particular and reread her letter to a special someone in the North Pole.
Dear Santa Claus,
I've been a very good girl this year (I've only teased Dolphin about 20,289,875 times this year! That's an improvement!), so here is a list of things I want this Christmas: Lots and lots of grape juice (Shabby won't let me try wine yet.) A really big, cuddly wolfie! (A purple one!) Fish poisoning to put in Dolphin's fish tank Fire-crackers to put under Dynast and Gaav's pillows Phibby's soul orbs (I'm sure he won't miss them too much ^_^) Permanent markers to draw on the walls of Dolphin's room A General-Priest (Shabby won't let me have one yet, but he says I can when I'm older! I drew you a picture of how he should look like)
That's all I can think of right now, but I'll send you more letters later
when I can think of other stuff I want. Oh, and remember: if you don't
send me the things I want, I'LL BLOW YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE ELVES UP
INTO ITTY-BITTY BITS!!
From,
Zelas Metallium ^_^
Zelas smiled in approval of her letter and gently slipped it into an envelope.
"Oh! I almost forgot," the little Dark Lord pulled out a drawing of a smiling, purple haired man from under one of her puffy pillows and stuffed it into the envelope with the letter.
"Zelas! It's 11:30 P.M.!! I told you to go to sleep hours ago!" a man, I mean.uh, mazoku, NO, wait.um (Kyomi: *thinks**light bulb*) a human- like mazoku peeked his head into the little Beastmaster's room.
"Shabby!" Zelas smiled at her 'Daddy' (Kyomi: *shudders at the thought of having 'Shabby' as a Dad*). She hopped off her bed and skipped over to the door where her creator was still scolding her ("Blah, blah, blah, staying up late, blah, blah, being disobedient, blah, blah, blah...). "I need to put my letter to Santa in my Christmas stocking on the fireplace, Shabby."
"No," Shabranigdo looked down at the little mass of blonde hair at his waist. He pointed to the bed that was at the back of the room. "You're going to go to bed, now!"
"." The chibi Beastmaster stared up at Shabby with big gleaming eyes.
"."
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" And the waterworks began.
"O.O Zelas! Shhhhh, stop crying!" Shabby started to panic. One mini Dark Lord crying was bad. 4 other mini-Dark Lords crying (having been awakened from their sleep) would be much, much worse. "Listen, I'll go put this letter away for you, if you stop crying."
"Okie," Zelas abruptly stopped crying and handed the envelope to her 'Daddy'. "And remember to put out some milk and cookies."
"Um.okay, sure. Now, get into bed or.uh, Santa won't come," said Shabranigdo as he took the letter from his 'daughter' and led her to her bed. He gave Zelas a hug and tucked the chil-uh.Mazoku under the blankets. "Good night, Zelas."
"Nighty-night, Shabby," the chibi Dark Lord smiled and snuggled her face deeper into her pillows and cuddled a little wolf plushie (Mr. Fluffy- Wuffy-Kins). Within seconds she was fast asleep.
After he was sure that she was really asleep, Shabby crept out of Zelas's room and down the halls. He was extra careful not to make a single peep when he passed Phibrizo's room. Phibby was a very light sleeper and often woke up screaming things about evil mazoku trying to break into his room and kill him whenever he heard noises.
"Sigh.-_-," Shabby let out his breath, which he had been holding while passing down the hallways, as he entered the enormous living room. He was heading towards the fireplace where 5 little stockings were hung, when suddenly-
*Slip!* *Thump!* "OW!"
He stepped on one of Gaav's little toy cars, slipped, and fell backwards onto the floor. He stayed silent for a minute, listening to hear if he had woken anyone up. When he didn't hear any sounds (or shouts of "AHH, MONSTER!!" or "ASSASSINS ARE HERE TO GET ME!!") he started muttering to himself as he passed a beautifully decorated Christmas tree.
"Why is everyone ignoring my commands today? Zelas wouldn't go to sleep, and Dolphin kept feeding the sharks Fish Flakes when I told her not too! Dynast kept throwing his peas at Phibrizo during dinnertime, as if I couldn't see. Speaking of the little brat, I think I should take his marbles away. He keeps threatening everyone with them. And I told Gaav to put toys away this morning!" Shabby picked up another toy car that almost tripped him (again). "I don't know why I ever created those little runts. They're just too much trouble." Shabby was going to slip Zelas's letter into her stocking (which was decorated with little wolves), when his curiosity got the better of him. What ever would the little kid want that she doesn't already have? So he opened the envelope and pulled out a little drawing of a smiling man with the word 'Xelloss' at the top of the sheet. "Xelloss? Who the heck is Xelloss?" Deciding that he didn't really want to know, he stuck the picture back into the envelope and shoved it into the stocking. With that task over with, he yawned and teleported ("Why didn't I do that earlier?") back into his room. After changing, or teleporting, into his pajamas, he climbed into bed. The blankets were so warm and the Mazoku Lord was VERY tired. He laid his head onto his soft pillow, and was about to drift into Mazoku Dreamland when.
"Shabby, I need a glass of water." _________________________________________________________________ PurpleP: ^_^ That went pretty well! Xel: Yeah, as long as I don't have to be in this fanfic, I'm happy ^_^. Chibi-Zelas: . Hurry up with the next chapter, already! I don't wanna stay like this for eternity!!! Xel: O.O B-B-Beastmaster?! *picks up Chibi* I-Is that you?!! Zel: *Falls off couch* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD Chibi Zelas & Xel: =_= *glare* *attacks with teeth & claws* *smacks Zel with staff* Zel: O.O OW! OUCH! HEY, QUIT IT!! *Tries to pry Chibi-Zelas off his leg while being thwack-ed* PurpleP: *sigh* -_- They're hopeless.oh, well. Bye, bye for now! ^_^ *waves*