PurplePixie: Hi, again! Kyomi here, and I'm starting my second chapter! ^_^
Zelas & Xelloss: *Groan* PurpleP: Awww, look! They're trying to conceal their happiness! Xelloss: *Tries to sneak away* Zelas: HEY! Get back here! *pulls on Xel's hair* If I'm going to have to suffer through this, so will you. Xelloss: -_-; *sigh* PurpleP: Yeah, Xelloss. You can't leave, now. You're in this ficcy! ^_^ Xelloss: O.O *gasp* *tries harder to pull away from Beastmaster* Zelgadiss: *sitting on couch* Hehehe. ^_^ I invited someone to come watch, too. PurpleP: Who? *doorbell rings* Oh, I'll get it! *opens door that magically appeared* Hi! Welcome to my-FILIA?! Filia: ^_^ Hi! Mr. Zelgadiss told me there was something very amusing going on here. So what's so-NAMAGOMI?! Xelloss: Hi, Fi-chan! *waves* Filia: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?! Zelgadiss: He's the entertainment. ^_^ Filia: Eh??? Purplep: Filia, just take a seat. Okay? We really need to start the fic. *Fi sits on couch* By the way, I don't own any of the Slayers cast *winces*. That's always so hard to say.*sigh* Anyways, let the show begin! _________________________________________________________________
Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 2
*Clink* *Clink*
Her many bracelets clicked on her wrists and ankles as Zelas Metallium strolled down the halls of her luxurious mansion and into her thrown room one evening. She walked to her thrown and sat down, delicately crossing her legs. The Dark Lord magically summoned a glass of red wine from who knows where, and took several small sips before setting it down on a table beside her. Zelas sighed as she looked around the room, which was (at the time) decorated with bits of tinsel and bunches of holly (hey, when you're feeling bored, why not redecorate? ^_^). Yes, it was that time of the year again, and it was just plain-
"BoOoOoring," the Beastmaster groaned. In fact, this Christmas was probably the most boring Christmas EVER. The humans were minding their own business. The dragons weren't causing any trouble at the moment. All the other Dark Lords were busy with their own plans of destruction. Even the wolves were busy with their everyday routines. No one was causing any trouble. Yup, things were pretty peaceful and quiet on Wolf Pack Island; too quiet. So quiet that it actually made her feel kind of lonely.
"Hmm.maybe I should 'invite' someone to my island," Zelas held her beautiful, blonde head in her hands as she considered this option. She could always invite Dynast. His last palace in some desert was blown up into smithereens when Gaav, his priest, and general came to visit. Apparently, their generals didn't like each other too much.oh, well. Dynast was currently staying with Phibrizo. Nah.Dynast is such a mean, boring, smart ass, Zelas thought to herself. He wouldn't be much fun, anyways. Then a better idea struck her. "Or maybe I could CREATE someone to stay on my island.I have been thinking about making a general and priest for myself. If I created some minions for myself, at least I wouldn't be as lonesome. Hmm."
She thought for a while longer before nodding to herself. "Yes, that's what I need; a general and priest! It's settled then, I guess I can think creating them tomorrow." With that decided and having nothing else to do, Beastmaster went to her bedroom to sleep.
~*The very next day.*~
Feeling very refreshed in the morning, Zelas got out of bed in a fairly good mood. After tormenting some of her lower servants (Mmm, breakfast!), she happily walked into her thrown room where she found a huge box that was about half her size. It was wrapped in green paper and had a large red bow on top. There was also a little tag attached to the box.
"Eh? What ever could this be? Who put it here??" the Dark Lord asked herself as she read the tag. "Hmm.Well, well. 'To: Zelas Metallium'. Now who would send a giant box to me? Lets see.this is from SANTA CLAUS?!! O.O" Zelas read the tag over. "What kind of joke is this?! Santa Claus, yeah right. This is probably some bomb or trap someone sent me. Hmm." She tapped the box. To her surprise, something tapped back. "Eh?!" She tapped it again, and got the same results.
"What's in here???" Beastmaster started to unwrap the large package, even though she knew she probably shouldn't. When she finally managed to open the box, she looked inside. There was another box. Zelas unwrapped that one and opened it. There was another box. She unwrapped that box and found another box. She found another, and another, and another, and another."HOW MANY BOXES ARE THERE?!! ."
~*15 min. of unwrapping later.*~
"FINALLY!" After a while of unwrapping, the whole thrown room was littered with boxes and wrapping paper. Zelas started wondering why she hadn't just blasted the box in the first place. She now had a small, square box in her hands (-_- *sweatdrop*). A little hesitantly, she opened the package. To her relief, there wasn't another box (Zelas: "Thank Ruby- eye."). There was a small cloud of purple smoke and then came a *Poof* sound. Zelas closed her eyes, expecting the worst. Suddenly-
"HIIIIIIIII!!"
Zelas opened her eyes in surprise and found a smiling, purple haired mazoku standing before her.
"O.O W-Who are YOU?! And how did you get onto my island?!!"
"Aww, don't tell me you already forgot!" the mazoku gave Zelas a little bow. "^_^ I'm Xelloss!"
"Who?"
" ^_^; Xelloss!"
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"OKAY! GET OFF MY ISLAND!" the shocked-now-angry Dark Lord shouted at the happy-now-surprised mazoku. How dare another mazoku enter HER domain without HER permission?!
"O.O What?"
"YOU HEARD ME! OUT! GET OUT NOW!!" Zelas started to shove the utterly confused mazoku toward the door.
"WAIT! You can't just get rid of me!"
"Oh, can't I?" Zelas gave Xelloss a glare, daring him to answer.
"Well.you can, but AT LEAST LET ME EXPLAIN WHY I'M HERE!!" Xelloss started to panic when he saw Zelas gather some powerful energy in her hand.
Zelas thought about this for a moment, and then sighed. I guess I should let him explain, Zelas thought. Maybe he has a good reason for being here. Her ball of energy flickered away, and Xelloss sighed in relief.
"Alright, start explaining," Zelas magically summoned a glass of wine and took a sip.
"Well, you see," Xelloss began, his smile never leaving his face. "I'm here to be your Priest/General! ^_^" There was another moment of silence as Zelas just stared at him.
"And what makes you think that I'd want YOU as my priest and general?" Zelas said as she took another sip of her wine.
"^_^ Insanity Claus told me so! See, you even said so in your letter to him," Xelloss pulled out an old looking envelope out of his bag and handed it to Zelas.
Zelas choked on her wine. She snatched the envelope from Xelloss and took out what was inside. Sure enough, there was her letter and drawing. She just stared in disbelief.
"O.O H-How did you get this?!" This was definitely turning out to be an odd day.
"I told you. Insan-Santa Claus gave it to me. You know, Santa Claus: the big fat man that brakes into houses by use of a chimney. Although I never quite figured out HOW he got down them with that big belly of his."
Zelas was still trying to get this information to sink in. "Okay, okay! Let me get this straight. Uh.you were sent here to be my priest/general?" This was all very confusing; and Zelas did NOT like being confused.
"^_^ Yup."
"Can I kill you?"
"I'd prefer to stay alive, thank you."
"Who's my absolute favorite person in the whole entire universe?"
"Fluffy-Wuffy-Kins. (Zelas: O.O How did he.?) ^_^"
"So, that fat human, Santa Claus, is real?"
"Must be."
"And he lives in the North Pole."
"I remember seeing snow before I was shoved into a box."
Memo to self, Zelas thought evilly, tell Dynast that there will soon be a vacant spot in the North Pole where he could build his new palace. She sighed.
Filia & Zelgadiss: LOL!!! Zelas & Xelloss: -_-; Filia: Fluffy-Wuffy-Kins?? LOL!! Zelas: *wails* No one is supposed to know about Fluffy!! *turns to Kyomi with battle aura flaring* It's YOUR fault! *glare* Xelloss: OoOoOoh.she's mad, now. PurpleP: *nervous chuckle* ^^; Did I do something bad? Zelas: *ROAR* *changes into giant wolf form* I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER SPILL ANYMORE OF MY SECRETS!!! DIIIIIIIIE!!! *charges at Kyomi* PurpleP: O.O Eep! *runs for dear life while dodging fireballs* Xelloss: ^_^ Ahh, sweet fear.
Zelas & Xelloss: *Groan* PurpleP: Awww, look! They're trying to conceal their happiness! Xelloss: *Tries to sneak away* Zelas: HEY! Get back here! *pulls on Xel's hair* If I'm going to have to suffer through this, so will you. Xelloss: -_-; *sigh* PurpleP: Yeah, Xelloss. You can't leave, now. You're in this ficcy! ^_^ Xelloss: O.O *gasp* *tries harder to pull away from Beastmaster* Zelgadiss: *sitting on couch* Hehehe. ^_^ I invited someone to come watch, too. PurpleP: Who? *doorbell rings* Oh, I'll get it! *opens door that magically appeared* Hi! Welcome to my-FILIA?! Filia: ^_^ Hi! Mr. Zelgadiss told me there was something very amusing going on here. So what's so-NAMAGOMI?! Xelloss: Hi, Fi-chan! *waves* Filia: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?! Zelgadiss: He's the entertainment. ^_^ Filia: Eh??? Purplep: Filia, just take a seat. Okay? We really need to start the fic. *Fi sits on couch* By the way, I don't own any of the Slayers cast *winces*. That's always so hard to say.*sigh* Anyways, let the show begin! _________________________________________________________________
Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 2
*Clink* *Clink*
Her many bracelets clicked on her wrists and ankles as Zelas Metallium strolled down the halls of her luxurious mansion and into her thrown room one evening. She walked to her thrown and sat down, delicately crossing her legs. The Dark Lord magically summoned a glass of red wine from who knows where, and took several small sips before setting it down on a table beside her. Zelas sighed as she looked around the room, which was (at the time) decorated with bits of tinsel and bunches of holly (hey, when you're feeling bored, why not redecorate? ^_^). Yes, it was that time of the year again, and it was just plain-
"BoOoOoring," the Beastmaster groaned. In fact, this Christmas was probably the most boring Christmas EVER. The humans were minding their own business. The dragons weren't causing any trouble at the moment. All the other Dark Lords were busy with their own plans of destruction. Even the wolves were busy with their everyday routines. No one was causing any trouble. Yup, things were pretty peaceful and quiet on Wolf Pack Island; too quiet. So quiet that it actually made her feel kind of lonely.
"Hmm.maybe I should 'invite' someone to my island," Zelas held her beautiful, blonde head in her hands as she considered this option. She could always invite Dynast. His last palace in some desert was blown up into smithereens when Gaav, his priest, and general came to visit. Apparently, their generals didn't like each other too much.oh, well. Dynast was currently staying with Phibrizo. Nah.Dynast is such a mean, boring, smart ass, Zelas thought to herself. He wouldn't be much fun, anyways. Then a better idea struck her. "Or maybe I could CREATE someone to stay on my island.I have been thinking about making a general and priest for myself. If I created some minions for myself, at least I wouldn't be as lonesome. Hmm."
She thought for a while longer before nodding to herself. "Yes, that's what I need; a general and priest! It's settled then, I guess I can think creating them tomorrow." With that decided and having nothing else to do, Beastmaster went to her bedroom to sleep.
~*The very next day.*~
Feeling very refreshed in the morning, Zelas got out of bed in a fairly good mood. After tormenting some of her lower servants (Mmm, breakfast!), she happily walked into her thrown room where she found a huge box that was about half her size. It was wrapped in green paper and had a large red bow on top. There was also a little tag attached to the box.
"Eh? What ever could this be? Who put it here??" the Dark Lord asked herself as she read the tag. "Hmm.Well, well. 'To: Zelas Metallium'. Now who would send a giant box to me? Lets see.this is from SANTA CLAUS?!! O.O" Zelas read the tag over. "What kind of joke is this?! Santa Claus, yeah right. This is probably some bomb or trap someone sent me. Hmm." She tapped the box. To her surprise, something tapped back. "Eh?!" She tapped it again, and got the same results.
"What's in here???" Beastmaster started to unwrap the large package, even though she knew she probably shouldn't. When she finally managed to open the box, she looked inside. There was another box. Zelas unwrapped that one and opened it. There was another box. She unwrapped that box and found another box. She found another, and another, and another, and another."HOW MANY BOXES ARE THERE?!! ."
~*15 min. of unwrapping later.*~
"FINALLY!" After a while of unwrapping, the whole thrown room was littered with boxes and wrapping paper. Zelas started wondering why she hadn't just blasted the box in the first place. She now had a small, square box in her hands (-_- *sweatdrop*). A little hesitantly, she opened the package. To her relief, there wasn't another box (Zelas: "Thank Ruby- eye."). There was a small cloud of purple smoke and then came a *Poof* sound. Zelas closed her eyes, expecting the worst. Suddenly-
"HIIIIIIIII!!"
Zelas opened her eyes in surprise and found a smiling, purple haired mazoku standing before her.
"O.O W-Who are YOU?! And how did you get onto my island?!!"
"Aww, don't tell me you already forgot!" the mazoku gave Zelas a little bow. "^_^ I'm Xelloss!"
"Who?"
" ^_^; Xelloss!"
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"OKAY! GET OFF MY ISLAND!" the shocked-now-angry Dark Lord shouted at the happy-now-surprised mazoku. How dare another mazoku enter HER domain without HER permission?!
"O.O What?"
"YOU HEARD ME! OUT! GET OUT NOW!!" Zelas started to shove the utterly confused mazoku toward the door.
"WAIT! You can't just get rid of me!"
"Oh, can't I?" Zelas gave Xelloss a glare, daring him to answer.
"Well.you can, but AT LEAST LET ME EXPLAIN WHY I'M HERE!!" Xelloss started to panic when he saw Zelas gather some powerful energy in her hand.
Zelas thought about this for a moment, and then sighed. I guess I should let him explain, Zelas thought. Maybe he has a good reason for being here. Her ball of energy flickered away, and Xelloss sighed in relief.
"Alright, start explaining," Zelas magically summoned a glass of wine and took a sip.
"Well, you see," Xelloss began, his smile never leaving his face. "I'm here to be your Priest/General! ^_^" There was another moment of silence as Zelas just stared at him.
"And what makes you think that I'd want YOU as my priest and general?" Zelas said as she took another sip of her wine.
"^_^ Insanity Claus told me so! See, you even said so in your letter to him," Xelloss pulled out an old looking envelope out of his bag and handed it to Zelas.
Zelas choked on her wine. She snatched the envelope from Xelloss and took out what was inside. Sure enough, there was her letter and drawing. She just stared in disbelief.
"O.O H-How did you get this?!" This was definitely turning out to be an odd day.
"I told you. Insan-Santa Claus gave it to me. You know, Santa Claus: the big fat man that brakes into houses by use of a chimney. Although I never quite figured out HOW he got down them with that big belly of his."
Zelas was still trying to get this information to sink in. "Okay, okay! Let me get this straight. Uh.you were sent here to be my priest/general?" This was all very confusing; and Zelas did NOT like being confused.
"^_^ Yup."
"Can I kill you?"
"I'd prefer to stay alive, thank you."
"Who's my absolute favorite person in the whole entire universe?"
"Fluffy-Wuffy-Kins. (Zelas: O.O How did he.?) ^_^"
"So, that fat human, Santa Claus, is real?"
"Must be."
"And he lives in the North Pole."
"I remember seeing snow before I was shoved into a box."
Memo to self, Zelas thought evilly, tell Dynast that there will soon be a vacant spot in the North Pole where he could build his new palace. She sighed.
Filia & Zelgadiss: LOL!!! Zelas & Xelloss: -_-; Filia: Fluffy-Wuffy-Kins?? LOL!! Zelas: *wails* No one is supposed to know about Fluffy!! *turns to Kyomi with battle aura flaring* It's YOUR fault! *glare* Xelloss: OoOoOoh.she's mad, now. PurpleP: *nervous chuckle* ^^; Did I do something bad? Zelas: *ROAR* *changes into giant wolf form* I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER SPILL ANYMORE OF MY SECRETS!!! DIIIIIIIIE!!! *charges at Kyomi* PurpleP: O.O Eep! *runs for dear life while dodging fireballs* Xelloss: ^_^ Ahh, sweet fear.