PurplePixie: ^_^ I'm back again with the next chapter!
Xelloss: O.O You got Beastmaster angry, a-and LIVED?!
Filia: Wow.I thought she killed you.
Xelloss: -.- Well, we shouldn't keep our hopes up so high, now should we?
PurpleP: Hey.you sound like you actually WANTED me dead!
Xelloss: NO! Of course not! Whatever gave you that idea? *pulls out 101
Ways to Kill an Authoress and starts reading*
Zelgadiss: Hey, Kyomi. How DID you live with Zelas after your blood??
PurpleP: ^_^ Oh, we made a deal.
Zelgadiss: Oh? *raises an eyebrow*
PurpleP: Yeah, she gets all the cigars and cigarettes in my dad's closet in
exchange for my life ^_^. My dad needs to quit smoking anyway.
Filia: She exchanged your life.for cigarettes and cigars?!
PurpleP: The cigars are vanilla flavored. ^_~ Hehe, anyways.it's time to
start the fic!
Xelloss: Ooh! Oooh! Ooooh!! Say the disclaimer! Say the disclaimer! ^_^
PurpleP: *sweatdrops* Uh.I don't own any of the slayers cast.
Xelloss: ^_^ Ahh, sweet music to my ears.
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Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 3
Great, -_- Zelas thought to herself, I have a smiling, purple haired freak as a priest AND general. She sighed and looked up at her new minion. Xelloss hadn't moved and was still wearing his genki face (^_^). OoOoOoh.yeah, that face will SURELY get people to fear him. The Dark Lord batted a sweatdrop away from her head. She looked up at the mazoku once again. "Well, show me what you got," Zelas said dully as she took a gulp of her wine. "You want me to what?" Xelloss cocked his head to the side a bit. "Show me what you got." "Oh!" Xelloss reached into his bag and pulled out.a pair of socks (Zelas: *sweatdrop*). "^_^ I have a pair of socks, a couple instruments of torture, a cook book, my teddy bear, I also carry my staff, of course." He waved his staff and continued listing things that were in his baggie. "I also have my- -" "I didn't mean what was in your bag!" Zelas fumed. "I meant: "show me what you're made off!" "Okay! I can't really show you.but I can tell you!" "Then tell me!" the Beastmaster was getting very irritated. "I'm made of black chaos, of course! ^_^" Xelloss grinned.
Zelas facefaulted. "STOP BEING STUPID!" The force of Zelas's shouting almost knocked Xelloss down. "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, YOU NUMBSKULL! POWER!! I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH POWER YOU HAVE!!" She stomped her feet on the ground and clenched her fists. Zelas was about to continue ranting about how she didn't want a weak servant, when she realized how unfeminine she was being and forced herself to calm down.
"Oh, power! Why didn't you say so!" ^_^ Xelloss grinned and then a thoughtful look crossed his face.
"Well! What are you waiting for?!" Zelas crossed her arms and tapped her foot, waiting for Xelloss to do something.
"For you to tell me what to do. ^_^"
Screw feminine-ness!!! "SHOW ME-CAST A SPELL!! THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL YOU CAN CAST! NOW! RIGHT NOW!!"
"Uh.are you sure I--"
"DO IT!"
"But we're still in your--"
"NOW!!!" by now Zelas was jumping up and down, waving her arms, and shrieking at the top of her lungs at the grinning mazoku. Xelloss sighed.
"Whatever you say, master -_-;" With that, Xelloss began gathering a ball of black energy into his hands and was just about to set it off.
"About time! Just make sure you don't ruin my mansion too mu-O.O" and that's when Zelas realized that they were still inside her mansion. "NOOOOO! XELLOSS, WAI--!"
KABOOM!!!!
~*Miles and miles away from Wolf Pack Island.*~
"Oi, Bob! What was that noise?" a villager curiously looked towards the direction of the sound. "I'm not sure, Joe," said Bob. Bob looked at his friend. "Sounded like an explosion. Maybe it was a spell gone wrong." He shrugged. "Oh, well."
~*Back on Wolf Pack Island*~
"Wow, I guess I could pack a punch! Eh, Juu-ou sama? Juu-ou sama?" Xelloss looked around at the half destroyed mansion. The building had totally crumbled into itty-bitty pieces. The mazoku went rummaging through the giant pile of rubble. After no success, he climbed onto a rather large pile and scanned the area for the missing Dark Lord. "JUU-OU SAMA! WHERE ARE YOU!!!?"
"Mmph mowph mmph!!!"
"Master?!" Xelloss swore that he heard his master's mumbling somewhere around here! "JUU-OU SAMA! TELL ME WHEN I'M CLOSE TO-OOF!" Xel looked around for what had tripped him. He saw what looked like the heel of a shoe. "Stupid shoe!" He kicked it and then heard-
"MMOOOOOOOOW!!!"
"Juu-ou sama?! O.O" Xelloss bent down and started to dig up Zelas, whom was shouting some very colorful words at Xel while she was stuck under all the mess. "I'm sorry for kicking your shoe!!" After several minutes of digging, Zelas was finally free. She wasn't happy, but she was free.
"YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!"
"I already said sorry for the shoe thing."
"My shoe?" Zelas began twitching. "After what you did, you are worried about my SHOE?! WHAT ABOUT MY MANSION!!? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY MANSION!!!" Her voice echoed throughout the building (or what was left of it), making the ceiling shake.
"Juu-ou sama.I don't think you should scream like--"
"FYI, I CAN SCREAM ALL I WANT! THIS IS MY MANSION! OR AT LEAST IT WAS UNTIL A CERTAIN SOMEONE BLEW IT UP!!!!" The ceiling began shaking violently.
"I know, but it's just that your screaming is making the ceiling--"
"HAH! I'M SURPRISED THERE'S ANY CEILING LEFT AFTER YOU FIRED YOUR STUPID SPELL!! I SWEAR! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND DAMN YOU TO HE-- "
SMASH!!
Zelas would have continued ranting, but (fortunately for Xelloss) a large piece of the ceiling fell right smack on top of her golden head. Then she went *thump!* onto the ground and went @.@.
".Juu-ou sama?"
"@.@.O-owie."
"-_-; *sigh*"
PurpleP: Wow, it's the end of the chapter already! Xelloss: YAY!! Free at last!!! ^_^ PurpleP: Uh.I hate to burst your bubble and all, but I only said 'it's the end of the CHAPTER'. Xelloss: Awww.T-T Filia: Hehehe, see! I always knew that Xelloss was a good-for-nothing trouble- maker! Look at what he did to the mansion. ^^ Xelloss: I'm not stupid enough to blow up my mistress's mansion!! The cloned Xelloss in the story is! I'd never do something so dumb! I'm not Gourry! Gourry: *suddenly appears* Hey.that's mean! PurpleP: What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in one of my sister's ficcies right now? Gourry: Oh! Was that where I'm supposed to be? All minus Gourry: *sweatdrop* PurpleP: *boots Gourry out off magical door* ANYways, that's all for now! I'll try to write another fic soon. But until then ^_^ Ja ne!
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Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 3
Great, -_- Zelas thought to herself, I have a smiling, purple haired freak as a priest AND general. She sighed and looked up at her new minion. Xelloss hadn't moved and was still wearing his genki face (^_^). OoOoOoh.yeah, that face will SURELY get people to fear him. The Dark Lord batted a sweatdrop away from her head. She looked up at the mazoku once again. "Well, show me what you got," Zelas said dully as she took a gulp of her wine. "You want me to what?" Xelloss cocked his head to the side a bit. "Show me what you got." "Oh!" Xelloss reached into his bag and pulled out.a pair of socks (Zelas: *sweatdrop*). "^_^ I have a pair of socks, a couple instruments of torture, a cook book, my teddy bear, I also carry my staff, of course." He waved his staff and continued listing things that were in his baggie. "I also have my- -" "I didn't mean what was in your bag!" Zelas fumed. "I meant: "show me what you're made off!" "Okay! I can't really show you.but I can tell you!" "Then tell me!" the Beastmaster was getting very irritated. "I'm made of black chaos, of course! ^_^" Xelloss grinned.
Zelas facefaulted. "STOP BEING STUPID!" The force of Zelas's shouting almost knocked Xelloss down. "YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, YOU NUMBSKULL! POWER!! I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH POWER YOU HAVE!!" She stomped her feet on the ground and clenched her fists. Zelas was about to continue ranting about how she didn't want a weak servant, when she realized how unfeminine she was being and forced herself to calm down.
"Oh, power! Why didn't you say so!" ^_^ Xelloss grinned and then a thoughtful look crossed his face.
"Well! What are you waiting for?!" Zelas crossed her arms and tapped her foot, waiting for Xelloss to do something.
"For you to tell me what to do. ^_^"
Screw feminine-ness!!! "SHOW ME-CAST A SPELL!! THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL YOU CAN CAST! NOW! RIGHT NOW!!"
"Uh.are you sure I--"
"DO IT!"
"But we're still in your--"
"NOW!!!" by now Zelas was jumping up and down, waving her arms, and shrieking at the top of her lungs at the grinning mazoku. Xelloss sighed.
"Whatever you say, master -_-;" With that, Xelloss began gathering a ball of black energy into his hands and was just about to set it off.
"About time! Just make sure you don't ruin my mansion too mu-O.O" and that's when Zelas realized that they were still inside her mansion. "NOOOOO! XELLOSS, WAI--!"
KABOOM!!!!
~*Miles and miles away from Wolf Pack Island.*~
"Oi, Bob! What was that noise?" a villager curiously looked towards the direction of the sound. "I'm not sure, Joe," said Bob. Bob looked at his friend. "Sounded like an explosion. Maybe it was a spell gone wrong." He shrugged. "Oh, well."
~*Back on Wolf Pack Island*~
"Wow, I guess I could pack a punch! Eh, Juu-ou sama? Juu-ou sama?" Xelloss looked around at the half destroyed mansion. The building had totally crumbled into itty-bitty pieces. The mazoku went rummaging through the giant pile of rubble. After no success, he climbed onto a rather large pile and scanned the area for the missing Dark Lord. "JUU-OU SAMA! WHERE ARE YOU!!!?"
"Mmph mowph mmph!!!"
"Master?!" Xelloss swore that he heard his master's mumbling somewhere around here! "JUU-OU SAMA! TELL ME WHEN I'M CLOSE TO-OOF!" Xel looked around for what had tripped him. He saw what looked like the heel of a shoe. "Stupid shoe!" He kicked it and then heard-
"MMOOOOOOOOW!!!"
"Juu-ou sama?! O.O" Xelloss bent down and started to dig up Zelas, whom was shouting some very colorful words at Xel while she was stuck under all the mess. "I'm sorry for kicking your shoe!!" After several minutes of digging, Zelas was finally free. She wasn't happy, but she was free.
"YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!"
"I already said sorry for the shoe thing."
"My shoe?" Zelas began twitching. "After what you did, you are worried about my SHOE?! WHAT ABOUT MY MANSION!!? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY MANSION!!!" Her voice echoed throughout the building (or what was left of it), making the ceiling shake.
"Juu-ou sama.I don't think you should scream like--"
"FYI, I CAN SCREAM ALL I WANT! THIS IS MY MANSION! OR AT LEAST IT WAS UNTIL A CERTAIN SOMEONE BLEW IT UP!!!!" The ceiling began shaking violently.
"I know, but it's just that your screaming is making the ceiling--"
"HAH! I'M SURPRISED THERE'S ANY CEILING LEFT AFTER YOU FIRED YOUR STUPID SPELL!! I SWEAR! I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND DAMN YOU TO HE-- "
SMASH!!
Zelas would have continued ranting, but (fortunately for Xelloss) a large piece of the ceiling fell right smack on top of her golden head. Then she went *thump!* onto the ground and went @.@.
".Juu-ou sama?"
"@.@.O-owie."
"-_-; *sigh*"
PurpleP: Wow, it's the end of the chapter already! Xelloss: YAY!! Free at last!!! ^_^ PurpleP: Uh.I hate to burst your bubble and all, but I only said 'it's the end of the CHAPTER'. Xelloss: Awww.T-T Filia: Hehehe, see! I always knew that Xelloss was a good-for-nothing trouble- maker! Look at what he did to the mansion. ^^ Xelloss: I'm not stupid enough to blow up my mistress's mansion!! The cloned Xelloss in the story is! I'd never do something so dumb! I'm not Gourry! Gourry: *suddenly appears* Hey.that's mean! PurpleP: What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in one of my sister's ficcies right now? Gourry: Oh! Was that where I'm supposed to be? All minus Gourry: *sweatdrop* PurpleP: *boots Gourry out off magical door* ANYways, that's all for now! I'll try to write another fic soon. But until then ^_^ Ja ne!