Legal shit (this goes for all of my chapters): I don't own the saiyan race from Dragon Ball Z, characters from the Megaman games, Mortal Kombat characters, Golden Sun characters, or charcters from the Metroid games. The only things I own are Jeff, his spirit guide, Ed, and my computer.
X: And?
Jeff: I don't know...you only exist in the first chapter of the story as an energy signature.
Zero: So do I, but I don't complain.
X: So who's the saiyan?
Jeff: Me, duh.
Samus: X got SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
Spirit: Big-time!
Kitana and Sub-Zero: when are we introduced?
Jeff: All Mortal Kombat characters I'm using will be in chapter 2 along with X and Zero.
Isacc: What about us, the Golden Sun crew?
Jeff: You guys are in chapter 3 with Samus.
Golden Sun crew: YAY!!!!!!!
Jeff: What should i call this fic?
Isacc: Groovy Mishaps in Comedy?
Kitana: Raunchy Republicans?
X: Robotic Death?
Samus: Something cool?
Jeff: I know what I'll call it.
Some Wierd Stuff
Everybody: That title sucks the shit!
Jeff: Are you the author or am I? You're right...I know what I'll call it now.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Everybody: Good name, Jeff!
Jeff: Well...it's good for my 2nd fanfic. Now it's starting if you DON'T mind.
Everybody: YAY!!!
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Chapter 1: Jeff and the Spirit
Jeff was just sitting down on the couch, peacefully playing his GBA without a care in the world. He was playing Megaman Zero while on the couch. He just beat the game for the 10th time.
"Yeah, victory #10! Eat that, bitch" Jeff shouted as he saw Master X's destroyed body falls on the ground.
He got an S rank, which was awesome.
"SHIT!!!" Jeff said in anger as the batteries to the GBA went dead.
He decided to go upstairs to whine about the batteries going dead.
Ed said, "Don't worry, ass. You can recharge that shitty battery."
Jeff just ran into the back yard where he came face-to-face with his spirit guide.
"Hey Jeff, How's it going?" the spirit asked.
Jeff only grunted in reply.
"That bad?"
Jeff grunted again.
"Time to go into space for your training?"
Jeff replied with, "Sure...maybe I'll kick the shit out of another fucking cosmic beast."
"That's the spirit, Jeff!" the spirit said
Jeff chuckled. "No...that's yo ass."
Jeff powered up to SSJ final level and flew into space wearing his normal clothes.
"Jeff....JEFF!!!!" the spirit hollered.
Jeff just asked, "What, dammit!?"
The spirit said, "I'm picking up several energy readings."
"What are they?" Jeff asked with a smile on his face.
"There is a space ship closing in at 180 MPH and a lot of small energy signatures back on earth resembling....reploids, supernatural mortals, and adepts?"
Jeff just stopped in his tracks. "WHAT!?"
"Reploids, supernatural mortals, and adepts." Spirit replied.
Jeff said, "Time to head toward the space ship...the evil on it is mine."
Spirit said, "I don't think there are any evil organisms on the ship."
"You ruined my fun" Jeff said, depressed.
The space ship went to 300 MPH.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Jeff: This is where the chapter ends.
Samus: It's logical that I'm in chapter 2.
Jeff: No shit.
Samus: HELL YEAH!!!
X and Zero: What about us???
Jeff: You are going to be with the Golden Sun crew on chapter 3.
X and Zero: You SHIT!!!! You promised us chapter 2 with the Mortal Kombat warriors!!
Jeff: Well...I changed my mind. I don't want Samus' ship to float around and Samus to have her hand on her ass for a whole chapter.
Chapter 2 will be really fucking cool! I'm sorry if this chapter sucked the shit. Hey...there might be some raunchy stuff in chapter 2, if you know what I mean.
Samus: I hope it doesn't involve me.
Everybody else: SHHHHHHHHH! Review please.
X: And?
Jeff: I don't know...you only exist in the first chapter of the story as an energy signature.
Zero: So do I, but I don't complain.
X: So who's the saiyan?
Jeff: Me, duh.
Samus: X got SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
Spirit: Big-time!
Kitana and Sub-Zero: when are we introduced?
Jeff: All Mortal Kombat characters I'm using will be in chapter 2 along with X and Zero.
Isacc: What about us, the Golden Sun crew?
Jeff: You guys are in chapter 3 with Samus.
Golden Sun crew: YAY!!!!!!!
Jeff: What should i call this fic?
Isacc: Groovy Mishaps in Comedy?
Kitana: Raunchy Republicans?
X: Robotic Death?
Samus: Something cool?
Jeff: I know what I'll call it.
Some Wierd Stuff
Everybody: That title sucks the shit!
Jeff: Are you the author or am I? You're right...I know what I'll call it now.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Everybody: Good name, Jeff!
Jeff: Well...it's good for my 2nd fanfic. Now it's starting if you DON'T mind.
Everybody: YAY!!!
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Chapter 1: Jeff and the Spirit
Jeff was just sitting down on the couch, peacefully playing his GBA without a care in the world. He was playing Megaman Zero while on the couch. He just beat the game for the 10th time.
"Yeah, victory #10! Eat that, bitch" Jeff shouted as he saw Master X's destroyed body falls on the ground.
He got an S rank, which was awesome.
"SHIT!!!" Jeff said in anger as the batteries to the GBA went dead.
He decided to go upstairs to whine about the batteries going dead.
Ed said, "Don't worry, ass. You can recharge that shitty battery."
Jeff just ran into the back yard where he came face-to-face with his spirit guide.
"Hey Jeff, How's it going?" the spirit asked.
Jeff only grunted in reply.
"That bad?"
Jeff grunted again.
"Time to go into space for your training?"
Jeff replied with, "Sure...maybe I'll kick the shit out of another fucking cosmic beast."
"That's the spirit, Jeff!" the spirit said
Jeff chuckled. "No...that's yo ass."
Jeff powered up to SSJ final level and flew into space wearing his normal clothes.
"Jeff....JEFF!!!!" the spirit hollered.
Jeff just asked, "What, dammit!?"
The spirit said, "I'm picking up several energy readings."
"What are they?" Jeff asked with a smile on his face.
"There is a space ship closing in at 180 MPH and a lot of small energy signatures back on earth resembling....reploids, supernatural mortals, and adepts?"
Jeff just stopped in his tracks. "WHAT!?"
"Reploids, supernatural mortals, and adepts." Spirit replied.
Jeff said, "Time to head toward the space ship...the evil on it is mine."
Spirit said, "I don't think there are any evil organisms on the ship."
"You ruined my fun" Jeff said, depressed.
The space ship went to 300 MPH.
TO BE CONTINUED....
Jeff: This is where the chapter ends.
Samus: It's logical that I'm in chapter 2.
Jeff: No shit.
Samus: HELL YEAH!!!
X and Zero: What about us???
Jeff: You are going to be with the Golden Sun crew on chapter 3.
X and Zero: You SHIT!!!! You promised us chapter 2 with the Mortal Kombat warriors!!
Jeff: Well...I changed my mind. I don't want Samus' ship to float around and Samus to have her hand on her ass for a whole chapter.
Chapter 2 will be really fucking cool! I'm sorry if this chapter sucked the shit. Hey...there might be some raunchy stuff in chapter 2, if you know what I mean.
Samus: I hope it doesn't involve me.
Everybody else: SHHHHHHHHH! Review please.