Part 4 : The bedding ceremony aka the Wedding Night (NSFW)
Good first-time sex is incredibly rare in real life. It usually relies on factors such as: mutual comfort, relaxation, and chemical compatibility. But because you are writing fiction, you must remember that sex on screen works entirely differently. The most important things here are intense dirty talk, fast movements, and the possession of a large penis/ tight vagina.
Fictional first-time sex is always good and always leads to an earth-shattering orgasm. Remember when I said that Dumbledore knows your Love Interest has MC's best interests at heart? I didn't? Well, I'm saying it now. Your OTP will be compatible in the sack despite all evidence previously showing otherwise. After all, arousal knows no boundaries.
That being said, conflict, the eternal necessity in good writing, must be present in a good sex scene. Your couple isn't going to have an excellent romp without getting over a few hurdles and untying a few kinks first. Let's start with the breakdown of the sex scene.
A)The virgin in the bedsheets
Your 'Historically accurate devil on your shoulder' may remind you that the bedding ceremony was initially a public event where relatives and church officials made sure a couple consummated their binding through sex on the first night of their marriage without which the union could be annulled, in a time where marriage was a socio-economic union which ensuring the birth of proper offspring. Well, that's all a load of bull. Can you imagine anyone hovering over your couple making sure they are in fact performing sex on the night of their marriage? How utterly unsexy. And not to mention, if your characters do not have sex, doesn't that create a very convenient loophole to annul their marriage before the eyes of the Magical Ministry? Well, we can't have THAT happening now. Your characters are SO CLOSE to falling *perilously* in love with one another.
Again, less details mean less questions. Don't lead your reader to assume that any party in this marriage is going to avoid having sex. Just because no one is watching the sex act occurred, doesn't mean your honest and very accountable characters are going to 'say they did it but actually did not'. No way, Jose. Your characters are, after all, law-abiding citizens and if they must have sex on their wedding night, then Salazar protect all those who stand in their way of achieving the goal.
What is the key to crafting a juicy sex scene? Opposites. One of your characters, probably the woman or the younger one, is, without doubt, either sexually inexperienced or a virgin altogether. The other one, typically the male or the one in the position of authority is Jezebel on fire and they're about to blow their socks off with their Oscar-winning horizontal performance.
Select your location. Your Hogwarts professor's bedchambers above their study is an excellent choice. Let's override your MC's sense of propriety with members of the academia with a romp against the professor's desk or in your professor's four-poster bed. Another great location is your older character's secret hideout located on the outskirts of town. I heard the Malfoy Manor has many cosy little nooks for scandalous affairs this time of year.
If you'd like to be raunchy, having sex in some dingy Knockturn Alley nook or in the Forbidden Forest can be titillating, but riske. Remember, your Love Interest is, after all, a gentleman/woman and the least they can do is ensure your MC's arse is pounded into against Egyptian silk.
" Luna shivers in the cold lavatory at Malfoy Manor. The house is beautiful, but a coldness drips from the walls. Ever since Narcissa died in the Battle of Hogwarts, she figures there hasn't been a woman's touch to this building and it shows.
Luna divests her clothing with a spell, dropping her dress, tights and shoes on a nearby chaise. She walks into his- their bedroom and crawls under the silken sheets completely nude.
The door bursts open. Lucius Malfoy, foxed and his shirt collar unbuttoned to his belly button, stumbles into the room. They exchange glances laden with disgust and confused arousal. They are about to have sex– their first time.
"Mrs Malfoy," he says, as a matter of factly. "You are…ready?"
"Y-yes," says the girl, hugging the sheets close to her body.
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Besides 'drunken love interest', I have also included a few key elements further discussed in the guide.
B)Foreplay
You're anxious to get going but, hold on rookie! Before the nail gets pounded into the wall, we need to set the scene with a bit of foreplay.
"Wow, you've got quite the dick/tits!"
Remember how I said that size matters? Your character will be simply shocked by the sheer size of their partner's assets. Rest assured, the yeast will rise and the 'taters will soften when they see the Hammer of Thor rise in all its glory.
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"Oh my," Luna breathes innocently as Mr Malfoy pulls down his underpants and trousers. She's known about his scandalous reputation and unwavering confidence, but she didn't know that he was also well-endowed. What she sees is a dick that's at least ten inches long and wider than a Mandrake root. Her walls tighten as she imagines what such a tool will feel like inside her.
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"Talk dirty to me"
Never you mind that the emotionally stunted cast of your 'menage a deux' is too afraid to so much as breathe in front of a prospective partner. Here in the world of fanfiction, sex talk comes as easily to them as sunburn to a Brit on the Grecian beaches. When in heat, your characters will suddenly possess the lexicon belonging to hardcover erotica and they will refer to various sexual organs by their street names. Also, don't worry if one of your characters is still a teenager. Young people know a lot more lewd language than you think.
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"You'd like that kitten?" Severus Snape purrs into Hermione's ear. "You'd like daddy's cock inside your tight little pussy?"
"Yes daddy," she hums, in blissful ecstasy. "I want your creamy cum deep inside my uterus."
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"Catch me if you can"
In the case that one of your characters does not comply or has, alternative ideas, you can very well arrange an erotic game of hide and seek where the dominant party aims to convince the submissive with their hounding skills.
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"Oh baby," Tom Riddle growls as he stalks through the Forbidden Forest in the dead of night. "Come out, come out wherever you are and I won't punish you too badly."
Harry, completely stark and out of breath from running, sits in the bushes. His dick begins to throb at the sound of his husband's voice. He shouldn't want to be fucked by the Dark Lord who killed most of his friends and family, but his anatomy has….other ideas.
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B-D-S-Smut
You might have seen various elements of BDSM used in pornography or the bedroom. Think: masters\slaves, pet-walking merchandise, chains and whips, submission and dominance. Normally, these sorts of sexual activities would only be done by two fully consenting adult parties and only after pre-establishing certain boundaries, kinks, dislikes, and safe words. Never you mind that. You don't want to take up valuable plot space to explain yourself, just get right into the action. Your characters are not saying no so…they're saying yes. Besides they're married, so it's like legal. Remember, if it's kinky, it's consensual.
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Greyback takes a whip off the hook of his dungeon wall and saunters to the bed. Lavender watches him, eyes on the slick black rod in his hands.
"You know what this is?"
"Yes-" she lies.
"Yes, MASTER," Fenrir growls. "I don't think you've ever seen a whip in your life. Now get on all fours pet, and spread your arse for me."
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C) lights, camera, action!
Tally ho and away we go! Here is where we release the hounds of lust and allow our couple to engage in full-fledged fornication. This is the moment your readers have all been waiting for. Its no use being shy now, you randy little vixen; it's time to really get your hands dirty by crafting the most explicit sex scene you can write, justifying the Mature/ Explicit rating of your fanfiction. This is triple 'X' territory sex.
Anatomy class 101
As you're writing, the key to really allowing your readers to experience the full extent of passionate lovemaking is to describe the process in great detail. When you write, the words don't exactly elicit any sort of feeling unless you really become specific. Readers need to look at themselves as the act is happening and correctly label which cog is going into which hole. Merlin forbid they assume that your Love Interest's penis has somehow missed the last stop on the Vagina Subway and found its way into a nearby air duct. Or worse, that your MC's tongue had been up their spouse's nose this WHOLE TIME. UGH! Now you can see why we need to brush off that anatomy textbook and really get into the nitty-gritty of the X and Y of the sex act. While you're at it, attach a PDF printable Human Body chart and stickers your users can get from your NSFW Twitter to help them get into the cosplay. If you have any questions about mechanics, just GOOGLE it.
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With his wife bent over in the bed at a 90-degree angle clockwise, her hands on the bed, Lucius begins to run his palms over the soft peaks of the new Mrs Malfoy's gluteus maximus. It is so soft and squishy, like a rum baba and when he kisses it, it's sweet too and a little spicy. He slaps the flesh, listening to the subsections of fat jiggle away.
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Did you see that Stephen Fry-worthy narration? That is what your readers are looking for.
Bonus points: include moving pictures (GIFS) to set the mood.
"Honey did you see my Thestral Adderall?"
Your couple gets a little too excited and goes full force into fulfilling their spousal responsibilities. They're not just having sex, they're going at it so heavily, you can run a generator and power all of Privet Drive with the intensity of activity. Remember- good sex is hard sex. They're not just making love, they're banging. She's not wet, she's soaking. He's penis is not erect, it's so hard you couldn't snap it in two if you were the Terminator.
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Bloody Merlin, Draco thinks as he's pounding his cock into his Ginny's tight little pussy. His balls whip her vaginal folds into redness so burgundy, she might have to see her wizarding gynaecologist after. He knows she won't because she will be crawling around the Malfoy Manor for days once he's done with her.
"Oh baby," Ginny hollers into the bedframe. "Do it harder-"
"-harder? How about now?" Draco lays back and begins to spin the redhead on his cock like Fleur Delacour swung her Beaubaton at the opening ceremony of the Triwizard Tournament. It's a true sight: her red hair whipping about the room like an infernal disco ball, like a madman's carousel. She's having the ride of her life and she's never getting off.
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D) The end
Now that the sex is over, and they're lying in bed smoking the final ends of their passion, the obvious question of 'what now?' arises. Well, one character definitely wants to cosy up and cuddle, while the second wants nothing more than to wallow in their anatomy's enjoyment. How dare they experience corporal pleasure? What is WRONG with them? To ponder their decision, they leave and go sleep elsewhere, leaving your MC in a cold bed. Or, if you want to be naughty, have your Love Interest kick the other out of bed and fall asleep themselves.
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Harry is disgusted with himself. He steals a glance to the right, and there he is: Lord Voldemort. He shudders remembering just what sort of obscenities left his lips as his husband had at his arsehole just minutes ago. And yet, somewhere behind that mask of indifference and evil was a man who truly enjoyed giving him an orgasm. Either way, if Harry wants to survive, he's going to have to put on the appearance of tolerating the killer madman. Unsure of what to do, he rests his head close enough to his cold, white shoulder, hoping to pass some of his body heat to him.
"What do you think you're doing, runt?" Voldemort sneers and pushes Harry off the mattress. "You sleep on the floor."
Back to business, Harry thinks solemnly.
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