Jeff: Okay....this is chapter 2 of Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny.
Sub-Zero: Are Kitana and I in this chapter as promised, dude?
Jeff: Yup...Scorpion is in this chapter, too.
Sub-zero: Is Rayden gonna be in this fanfic?
Jeff: No.
Samus: Where's all the legal shit?
Jeff: Oh yeah. Samus, your computer, Adam is going to be in this
chapter.
I do not own Mortal Kombat, Metroid, Megaman X, Zero, Golden Sun, or Dragonball Z in any way. I only own myself, my spirit guide, and my computer.
MEGA FATAL GOLDEN METROID DESTINY
Chapter 2: Metroid and....Mortal Kombat?
Jeff is flying toward the spaceship that is going 300 MPH.
Samus thinks she sees a comet and asks, "Adam, what's that comet?"
Adam replies, "That isn't a comet...too small."
Samus asks demandingly, "Can you zoom in on it?"
Adam just replied, "Sure."
The image radar zooms in on the flying object to show a human figure.
Samus is curious and asks, "Who is that?"
Adam just said, "He looks like a saiyan to me."
Samus asked, "Oh...what's a saiyan?"
Adam answered, "A fighter with a large amount of energy. This young boy is said to be the most powerful of them all."
Samus asks, "What's his name?"
Adam sees the boy and shouts, "Oh my god....it's JEFF!!!!!"
Samus asks, "The legendary Jeff?"
Outside of the ship, Jeff sees a woman talking to the ship's control panel.
Jeff says to himself, "Time to make a fashionable entrance."
Jeff knocks on the hull of the ship.
Samus shrieked, "What was that!?"
Adam replied, "It's Jeff...and I think he wants to come in."
Samus shouted, "Open the door, then!"
The door opens and Jeff flies into the ship.
Jeff said, "Hello."
Samus looks at Jeff and says, "Hello yourself, cowboy."
Jeff asked, "Did you just call me 'cowboy'?"
Samus looks at Jeff and asks him, "Are you deaf or stupid, cowboy?"
Jeff charges energy into his hands.
Samus steps back and asks her computerized CO, "Adam, what should I do?"
Adam just replied, "Here are your options:
A)you keep insulting him and he throws the energy, destroying you, me, and the ship.
B)you quit while you're ahead.
C)negotiate."
Samus sighed and said, "I guess I'll go with choice C"
Jeff made the energy go back into him.
Jeff just said, "Good choice because if you picked A, i would have killed you and if you picked B, the same thing would happen."
Samus took out some paper and said, "Now we need some terms. How about you don't kill me?"
Jeff replied, "Sure, in exchange for something else."
Samus just sat wide-eyed and asked, "What do you want frome me?"
Jeff retorted, "Isn't it obvious...I want you to have sex."
Samus agreed, "With who?"
Jeff just looked at her, "Me, duh."
Samus screamed.
Jeff said, "You have to or I will kill you with my energy blast."
Samus just looked deep into Jeff's eyes, "Are you serious?"
Jeff just replied, "Damn straight I'm serious!"
Jeff had kissed Samus right in the lips after he said those words. He had stuck his toungue in Samus' mouth. Samus stripped and Jeff fainted.
Adam turned online and said, "That's a kick in the pants, lady."
Samus replied, "Only to he who didn't really want to have sex."
On earth, Kitana, Sub-zero, and Scorpion had a conference.
Kitana asked, "Are we the only Mortal Kombat characters in this fanfic or will other warriors arrive?"
Sorpion and Sub-zero could only say, "We're the only ones."
Spirit looked at an unconscious Jeff in Samus' ship.
"The fine art of sensuality," Samus said happily.
Spirit said to Jeff, "Dude, you gipped her."
"What?" Jeff could only ask as he reached consciousness.
"You cheaped her out." Spirit replied.
Jeff said, "Who did I cheap out?"
"Me, cowboy." Samus responded.
Adam piped up, "Introductions are in order. I'm Adam Malkovich, the ship's computer and Samus' computerized CO."
Samus said, "I'm Samus, cowboy."
Jeff snapped, "DON'T CALL ME COWBOY!! MY NAME IS JEFF!!!"
Samus only retorted, "Fine, JEFF."
Spirit just said, "Only Jeff can see me, but anybody can hear me. Call me Spirit."
"Spirit, did you find the other energy signatures on earth?"
"Why yes, Jeff. I did." Spirit said.
"Samus, do you want to go to Earth?" Jeff asked.
Samus replied, "Sure, as long as you don't try to have sex with me."
"DEAL." Jeff chorused.
Samus asked, "Are you going to kill me?"
"No, I was just bluffing when I said that." Jeff replied.
Samus, Adam, Spirit, and Jeff return to Earth.
Scorpion, Kitana, and Sub-zero look up.
They all said, "HOLY SHIT!!!! A SPACE SHIP!!!!"
The ship land safely and Jeff and the others that can get out do so.
"Scorpion? Sub-zero? Kitana?" Jeff said to question the fighters.
Scorpion threw his spear at Jeff, but the spear missed.
Sub-zero tried to freeze Jeff, but Jeff burned the ice blast with fire.
Kitana threw a steel fan, but Jeff blocked it without a scratch.
"Surely you can do better than that." Jeff said in a playful tone.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Sub-zero: I can't freeze you, Jeff?
Samus: Nobody can freeze him.
Sub-zero: I'll become stronger as the fanfic progresses so i can.
Scorpion: Forget it, ice dude.
Jeff: I'm just powerful.
Adam: They should have tried something bizzare.
Spirit: Oh well.
Isacc: We weren't even in this chapter!!!!
X and Zero: HE HATES OUR FUCKING GUTS!!!!
Chapter 3 is coming up next...The rest of the crew of heroes will
be introduced and more mayhem will erupt. Check it out.
Samus: Maybe he'll try and do another thing with me. Review please.
Sub-Zero: Are Kitana and I in this chapter as promised, dude?
Jeff: Yup...Scorpion is in this chapter, too.
Sub-zero: Is Rayden gonna be in this fanfic?
Jeff: No.
Samus: Where's all the legal shit?
Jeff: Oh yeah. Samus, your computer, Adam is going to be in this
chapter.
I do not own Mortal Kombat, Metroid, Megaman X, Zero, Golden Sun, or Dragonball Z in any way. I only own myself, my spirit guide, and my computer.
MEGA FATAL GOLDEN METROID DESTINY
Chapter 2: Metroid and....Mortal Kombat?
Jeff is flying toward the spaceship that is going 300 MPH.
Samus thinks she sees a comet and asks, "Adam, what's that comet?"
Adam replies, "That isn't a comet...too small."
Samus asks demandingly, "Can you zoom in on it?"
Adam just replied, "Sure."
The image radar zooms in on the flying object to show a human figure.
Samus is curious and asks, "Who is that?"
Adam just said, "He looks like a saiyan to me."
Samus asked, "Oh...what's a saiyan?"
Adam answered, "A fighter with a large amount of energy. This young boy is said to be the most powerful of them all."
Samus asks, "What's his name?"
Adam sees the boy and shouts, "Oh my god....it's JEFF!!!!!"
Samus asks, "The legendary Jeff?"
Outside of the ship, Jeff sees a woman talking to the ship's control panel.
Jeff says to himself, "Time to make a fashionable entrance."
Jeff knocks on the hull of the ship.
Samus shrieked, "What was that!?"
Adam replied, "It's Jeff...and I think he wants to come in."
Samus shouted, "Open the door, then!"
The door opens and Jeff flies into the ship.
Jeff said, "Hello."
Samus looks at Jeff and says, "Hello yourself, cowboy."
Jeff asked, "Did you just call me 'cowboy'?"
Samus looks at Jeff and asks him, "Are you deaf or stupid, cowboy?"
Jeff charges energy into his hands.
Samus steps back and asks her computerized CO, "Adam, what should I do?"
Adam just replied, "Here are your options:
A)you keep insulting him and he throws the energy, destroying you, me, and the ship.
B)you quit while you're ahead.
C)negotiate."
Samus sighed and said, "I guess I'll go with choice C"
Jeff made the energy go back into him.
Jeff just said, "Good choice because if you picked A, i would have killed you and if you picked B, the same thing would happen."
Samus took out some paper and said, "Now we need some terms. How about you don't kill me?"
Jeff replied, "Sure, in exchange for something else."
Samus just sat wide-eyed and asked, "What do you want frome me?"
Jeff retorted, "Isn't it obvious...I want you to have sex."
Samus agreed, "With who?"
Jeff just looked at her, "Me, duh."
Samus screamed.
Jeff said, "You have to or I will kill you with my energy blast."
Samus just looked deep into Jeff's eyes, "Are you serious?"
Jeff just replied, "Damn straight I'm serious!"
Jeff had kissed Samus right in the lips after he said those words. He had stuck his toungue in Samus' mouth. Samus stripped and Jeff fainted.
Adam turned online and said, "That's a kick in the pants, lady."
Samus replied, "Only to he who didn't really want to have sex."
On earth, Kitana, Sub-zero, and Scorpion had a conference.
Kitana asked, "Are we the only Mortal Kombat characters in this fanfic or will other warriors arrive?"
Sorpion and Sub-zero could only say, "We're the only ones."
Spirit looked at an unconscious Jeff in Samus' ship.
"The fine art of sensuality," Samus said happily.
Spirit said to Jeff, "Dude, you gipped her."
"What?" Jeff could only ask as he reached consciousness.
"You cheaped her out." Spirit replied.
Jeff said, "Who did I cheap out?"
"Me, cowboy." Samus responded.
Adam piped up, "Introductions are in order. I'm Adam Malkovich, the ship's computer and Samus' computerized CO."
Samus said, "I'm Samus, cowboy."
Jeff snapped, "DON'T CALL ME COWBOY!! MY NAME IS JEFF!!!"
Samus only retorted, "Fine, JEFF."
Spirit just said, "Only Jeff can see me, but anybody can hear me. Call me Spirit."
"Spirit, did you find the other energy signatures on earth?"
"Why yes, Jeff. I did." Spirit said.
"Samus, do you want to go to Earth?" Jeff asked.
Samus replied, "Sure, as long as you don't try to have sex with me."
"DEAL." Jeff chorused.
Samus asked, "Are you going to kill me?"
"No, I was just bluffing when I said that." Jeff replied.
Samus, Adam, Spirit, and Jeff return to Earth.
Scorpion, Kitana, and Sub-zero look up.
They all said, "HOLY SHIT!!!! A SPACE SHIP!!!!"
The ship land safely and Jeff and the others that can get out do so.
"Scorpion? Sub-zero? Kitana?" Jeff said to question the fighters.
Scorpion threw his spear at Jeff, but the spear missed.
Sub-zero tried to freeze Jeff, but Jeff burned the ice blast with fire.
Kitana threw a steel fan, but Jeff blocked it without a scratch.
"Surely you can do better than that." Jeff said in a playful tone.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Sub-zero: I can't freeze you, Jeff?
Samus: Nobody can freeze him.
Sub-zero: I'll become stronger as the fanfic progresses so i can.
Scorpion: Forget it, ice dude.
Jeff: I'm just powerful.
Adam: They should have tried something bizzare.
Spirit: Oh well.
Isacc: We weren't even in this chapter!!!!
X and Zero: HE HATES OUR FUCKING GUTS!!!!
Chapter 3 is coming up next...The rest of the crew of heroes will
be introduced and more mayhem will erupt. Check it out.
Samus: Maybe he'll try and do another thing with me. Review please.