PurplePixie: URGH!!
Zelgadiss, Filia, Zelas, and Xelloss are seated in a room and are watching as Kyomi staggers towards them with a giant, gray block on her back.
Zelgadiss: You do know that you look stupid carrying that block of cement around, don't you?
PurpleP: URGH, SHUT UP!! *gathers all her strength to throw the giant, gray block (GGB) at Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss: *GGB lands right on top of his head* @.@ Ow...
Xelloss: Hey! Now we could call you Rock Boy AND Block Boy, Zel! ^_^
The GGB on Zelgadiss's head suddenly cracks into two. Each piece of the block falls on top of the closest thing around: Xelloss and Filia.
Fi & Xel: ACK! *both get smashed* @.@ Ouchies...
PurpleP: BWAHAHAHA!!
Zelas: *being the only one conscious at the moment* Ky-chan? What was that block, and why were you carrying it around?
PurpleP: THAT *points to broken GGB* is the despicable, horrible, despised, terrible *dun, dUn, DUN!* WRITERS' BLOCK!
Zelas: *sweatdrops* But it looks like an ordinary GGB.
PurpleP: It's not just any ordinary GGB! It's the terrible Writers' Block that attacks helpless authors and authoress and leaves them unable to write anything! But I, Kyomi a.k.a. PurplePixie, got rid of the horrid monstrosity!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Zelas: So, this-this Writers' Block keeps you from writing?
PurpleP: Yup.
Zelas: Oh...*goes over and hugs one of the broken pieces of the GGB* T-T Why? Why did she have to defeat you, oh precious Writers' Block? Why?
GGB: *sweatdrops*
PurpleP: Anyway! Now that I have gotten rid of the Writers' Block, I could continue my story!
Zelas: *desperately tries to revive GGB* Glue! I need GLUE!!!! *wonders off in search of glue*
PurpleP: ^^; Uh oh...I can't have her go and bring back that GGB! *is about to run off until she remembers the audience* Um...while I go find Zelas, why don't you all read my ficcy, okay? BTW: I don't own Slayers. I'll be back soon! Until then, on with the fanfic!
Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 6
I don't get it, Zelas thought to herself as she stared out the window of her bedroom. How does he keep coming back?!! Zelas was very frustrated. Oh, wait...I should tell you WHY she's frustrated before I continue. ^_^ You see, because Xelloss succeeded on his first mission, Zelas kept giving him harder and harder tasks to do (in hopes of his destruction during the process). Unfortunately, her plan didn't go to well, 'cause he kept succeeding! In fact, Xelloss had just returned from his 30th mission (to retrieve Zelas's cigarette pack that was in the center of the Forest of Never Return) a couple hours ago...
Zelas growled angrily at the thought of Xelloss. Not only has he survived in all his missions, he has also developed a hobby of setting up traps and pranks for her lower servants to find. Usually, Zelas wouldn't mind tormenting others. In fact, she enjoyed it. But lately, she hadn't been enjoying the little traps too much. Heck, YOU wouldn't enjoy watching a trap that was meant for another catch YOU instead, now would you? If only he would jus DIE, Zelas thought. Everything would be fine. But NoOoOoOo...Why can't anything destroy him??? I bet that not even the other Dark Lords-wait a minute. That's when an idea popped into her head. Other Dark Lords...A sinister grin slowly spread across her face as her plan developed in her head.
"Yes! That's it!" Finally concluding her plan of Xelloss's demise, Zelas raced around her mansion in search of her priest/general. Her heels clanked against the tiled floor as she walked down a long hallway.
The blonde Dark Lord was innocently (if that's possible) walking down the hall with she felt something small brush the side of her leg.
"What's this?"
Zelas picked up a small box that resembled a cigarette box up off of the floor.
"Hey! My cigarettes!" She huggled the small box for a moment. She looked around the hall to see who would have dared to take her cigarettes out of place. Spotting no one, Beast Master was about to turn and leave when she saw something purple looming behind the corner of the hall.
"Xelloss? Is that you?"
"J-J-Juu-Ou sama?! O.O" Xelloss stared gaping at the grinning Zelas, whom was still holding the box in her hand. "Wh-What are you-You're not supposed to be here!!"
"Neither are you-Hey! What are you talking about?" Zelas asked questioningly. "If you've forgotten, this is MY mansion."
"Yeah...I know but...uh," Xelloss eyed the box nervously. "Um...could I have that box you got there?"
"No!" Zelas huggled her 'cigarette' box. "Are you kidding? THESE are also MY cigarettes!"
Uh oh, Xelloss thought as he sweatdropped. "Um, how about if I said 'please'?"
"=.= No."
"Pretty please?"
"Nope."
"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"Uh uh."
"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR, AND CHERRIES AND SPRINKLES ON TOP?!" Xelloss began to panic.
"NO!!!" Zelas was getting a bit annoyed. "Exactly WHY do you want my cigarettes so much?"
"Well...um," Xelloss chewed his lip for a moment before he decided that there was going to be NO way that he could get the box away from Zelas. "You see..."
"Would you just spit it out?!!" Zelas shouted at the flustered priest, getting rather impatient.
"Uh..." What could I say that wouldn't get me into trouble? Think, think, think! Then an idea hit him. "That's a secret!" And he raced off down the hallway.
Zelas just stood there blinking for a while. What is up with him? She shrugged off the thought. "Oh, well. Maybe he'll suddenly run into a wall and die," She opened the small box and pulled out a cigarette. "Ah, this is what I need. A cigarette." The Dark Lord was about to put the 'cigarette' into her mouth when she realized that it wasn't at all her cigarette. Instead, she pulled out a long, slender, red, and lit stick of-
"DYNA--!!!"
BOOOOOOOM!!
After all the dust and rubble had cleared, Zelas could be seen (burned black) standing in the middle of all the wreckage holding her 'cigarettes'.
"-mite...urgh," Zelas let out a puff of smoke and fell backwards onto the crispy carpet.
Why, L-sama? Why do curse me with a halfwit as a priest/general? Why? Zelas thought drearily as she slowly slipped out of consciousness.
~*In Zelas's dream*~
"I've been burned, fried, and blown up by that crazy idiot too many times to count," Dream-Zelas said to herself as she stood floating in black nothingness. She sighed. "Well...at least I won't be bothered by him in my dreams." ^_^
I guess fate was really against her that day, 'cause suddenly, Dream- Xelloss appeared right next to Dream-Zelas in the little black void of nothingness.
"^_^ Hi, Zelas-sama!"
And across the peaceful world of Dreamland, a loud agonizing scream could be heard drifting in the air.
~*~*~*~*~*~
PurpleP: So? Did you like it? Hate it? Review it and tell me!
Filia: *holds ice pack to her head* Yeah, or this might happen to you. -_- *points to the large bump on her head*
PurpleP: ^_^; Heh heh heh...Anyways, that's it for now. I still haven't found Zelas anywhere. So I better find her before she revives the GGB. Ja ne 'til then!
Zelgadiss, Filia, Zelas, and Xelloss are seated in a room and are watching as Kyomi staggers towards them with a giant, gray block on her back.
Zelgadiss: You do know that you look stupid carrying that block of cement around, don't you?
PurpleP: URGH, SHUT UP!! *gathers all her strength to throw the giant, gray block (GGB) at Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss: *GGB lands right on top of his head* @.@ Ow...
Xelloss: Hey! Now we could call you Rock Boy AND Block Boy, Zel! ^_^
The GGB on Zelgadiss's head suddenly cracks into two. Each piece of the block falls on top of the closest thing around: Xelloss and Filia.
Fi & Xel: ACK! *both get smashed* @.@ Ouchies...
PurpleP: BWAHAHAHA!!
Zelas: *being the only one conscious at the moment* Ky-chan? What was that block, and why were you carrying it around?
PurpleP: THAT *points to broken GGB* is the despicable, horrible, despised, terrible *dun, dUn, DUN!* WRITERS' BLOCK!
Zelas: *sweatdrops* But it looks like an ordinary GGB.
PurpleP: It's not just any ordinary GGB! It's the terrible Writers' Block that attacks helpless authors and authoress and leaves them unable to write anything! But I, Kyomi a.k.a. PurplePixie, got rid of the horrid monstrosity!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Zelas: So, this-this Writers' Block keeps you from writing?
PurpleP: Yup.
Zelas: Oh...*goes over and hugs one of the broken pieces of the GGB* T-T Why? Why did she have to defeat you, oh precious Writers' Block? Why?
GGB: *sweatdrops*
PurpleP: Anyway! Now that I have gotten rid of the Writers' Block, I could continue my story!
Zelas: *desperately tries to revive GGB* Glue! I need GLUE!!!! *wonders off in search of glue*
PurpleP: ^^; Uh oh...I can't have her go and bring back that GGB! *is about to run off until she remembers the audience* Um...while I go find Zelas, why don't you all read my ficcy, okay? BTW: I don't own Slayers. I'll be back soon! Until then, on with the fanfic!
Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 6
I don't get it, Zelas thought to herself as she stared out the window of her bedroom. How does he keep coming back?!! Zelas was very frustrated. Oh, wait...I should tell you WHY she's frustrated before I continue. ^_^ You see, because Xelloss succeeded on his first mission, Zelas kept giving him harder and harder tasks to do (in hopes of his destruction during the process). Unfortunately, her plan didn't go to well, 'cause he kept succeeding! In fact, Xelloss had just returned from his 30th mission (to retrieve Zelas's cigarette pack that was in the center of the Forest of Never Return) a couple hours ago...
Zelas growled angrily at the thought of Xelloss. Not only has he survived in all his missions, he has also developed a hobby of setting up traps and pranks for her lower servants to find. Usually, Zelas wouldn't mind tormenting others. In fact, she enjoyed it. But lately, she hadn't been enjoying the little traps too much. Heck, YOU wouldn't enjoy watching a trap that was meant for another catch YOU instead, now would you? If only he would jus DIE, Zelas thought. Everything would be fine. But NoOoOoOo...Why can't anything destroy him??? I bet that not even the other Dark Lords-wait a minute. That's when an idea popped into her head. Other Dark Lords...A sinister grin slowly spread across her face as her plan developed in her head.
"Yes! That's it!" Finally concluding her plan of Xelloss's demise, Zelas raced around her mansion in search of her priest/general. Her heels clanked against the tiled floor as she walked down a long hallway.
The blonde Dark Lord was innocently (if that's possible) walking down the hall with she felt something small brush the side of her leg.
"What's this?"
Zelas picked up a small box that resembled a cigarette box up off of the floor.
"Hey! My cigarettes!" She huggled the small box for a moment. She looked around the hall to see who would have dared to take her cigarettes out of place. Spotting no one, Beast Master was about to turn and leave when she saw something purple looming behind the corner of the hall.
"Xelloss? Is that you?"
"J-J-Juu-Ou sama?! O.O" Xelloss stared gaping at the grinning Zelas, whom was still holding the box in her hand. "Wh-What are you-You're not supposed to be here!!"
"Neither are you-Hey! What are you talking about?" Zelas asked questioningly. "If you've forgotten, this is MY mansion."
"Yeah...I know but...uh," Xelloss eyed the box nervously. "Um...could I have that box you got there?"
"No!" Zelas huggled her 'cigarette' box. "Are you kidding? THESE are also MY cigarettes!"
Uh oh, Xelloss thought as he sweatdropped. "Um, how about if I said 'please'?"
"=.= No."
"Pretty please?"
"Nope."
"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"Uh uh."
"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR, AND CHERRIES AND SPRINKLES ON TOP?!" Xelloss began to panic.
"NO!!!" Zelas was getting a bit annoyed. "Exactly WHY do you want my cigarettes so much?"
"Well...um," Xelloss chewed his lip for a moment before he decided that there was going to be NO way that he could get the box away from Zelas. "You see..."
"Would you just spit it out?!!" Zelas shouted at the flustered priest, getting rather impatient.
"Uh..." What could I say that wouldn't get me into trouble? Think, think, think! Then an idea hit him. "That's a secret!" And he raced off down the hallway.
Zelas just stood there blinking for a while. What is up with him? She shrugged off the thought. "Oh, well. Maybe he'll suddenly run into a wall and die," She opened the small box and pulled out a cigarette. "Ah, this is what I need. A cigarette." The Dark Lord was about to put the 'cigarette' into her mouth when she realized that it wasn't at all her cigarette. Instead, she pulled out a long, slender, red, and lit stick of-
"DYNA--!!!"
BOOOOOOOM!!
After all the dust and rubble had cleared, Zelas could be seen (burned black) standing in the middle of all the wreckage holding her 'cigarettes'.
"-mite...urgh," Zelas let out a puff of smoke and fell backwards onto the crispy carpet.
Why, L-sama? Why do curse me with a halfwit as a priest/general? Why? Zelas thought drearily as she slowly slipped out of consciousness.
~*In Zelas's dream*~
"I've been burned, fried, and blown up by that crazy idiot too many times to count," Dream-Zelas said to herself as she stood floating in black nothingness. She sighed. "Well...at least I won't be bothered by him in my dreams." ^_^
I guess fate was really against her that day, 'cause suddenly, Dream- Xelloss appeared right next to Dream-Zelas in the little black void of nothingness.
"^_^ Hi, Zelas-sama!"
And across the peaceful world of Dreamland, a loud agonizing scream could be heard drifting in the air.
~*~*~*~*~*~
PurpleP: So? Did you like it? Hate it? Review it and tell me!
Filia: *holds ice pack to her head* Yeah, or this might happen to you. -_- *points to the large bump on her head*
PurpleP: ^_^; Heh heh heh...Anyways, that's it for now. I still haven't found Zelas anywhere. So I better find her before she revives the GGB. Ja ne 'til then!