Scene: Xellos, Filia, and Zelgadiss are seated in a room. Zelas and Kyomi
are nowhere in sight.
Xelloss: Another chapter by the Great Insane One...Oh, joy.
Zelgadiss: *looks up from his cup of coffee* Speaking of which, where is that authoress?
PurplePixie: AAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs across scene*
X, Z & F: O.O
Filia: What was THAT about?
Suddenly, the GGB bounces across scene after PurpleP.
Zelas: *runs after GGB* It's ALIVE! ALIVE! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Xelloss: OoOoOoOkay...I think someone forgot to take her medication ^_^! Juu-Ou sama! *jingles a bottle of pills* Wait up! *teleports out*
Zelgadiss: Well, I guess we have to introduce the fic, now.
Filia: ^_^ Okay! PurplePixie doesn't own Slayers. 'Cause if she did, then the whole story would be about Xelloss =_=. DAMN YOU, NAMAGOMI!!! *runs off to look for Xel with her mace*
Zelgadiss: *all alone*...*silence*...*crickets chirp*...Well? What are you still reading this for?! Go read the fanfic, already! Shoo! Geez...crazy readers won't leave me alone *walks out*.
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Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 7
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
"Okay!" Zelas shouted from her bed at the mazoku priest. "I forgive you *cring*! Just SHUT UP!!!"
Xellos zipped his mouth.
"Good," Zelas sighed and rubbed her bandaged head. "Now, I called you here to give you another mission."
"O.O More missions?!" Xellos sighed. "Did you lose your wallet to man eating piranhas again??"
"No," Zelas sweatdropped. "I have different mission for you."
"I'm not doing your laundry again. I found a crocodile in the washing machine the last time."
"Would yah just listen to me!! ._+ " A red battle aura started to flicker around the beast master.
"Okay, okay!" Xellos sweatdropped. "But you have to promise not to get too mad, alright?"
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," Zelas waved her hand carelessly.
Xellos took a deep breath. "I-went-over-to-Dolphin-sama's-palace-and-gave- her-the-basket-like-you-told-me-to-but-I-guess-she-didn't-like-fried-fish- after-all-in-fact-she-started-chasing-be-with-a-gigantic-tridant-that-I- have-no-idea-where-she-got-and-she-was-trying-to-zap-me-with-it-and- screaming-mean-comments-as-she-chased-me-all-the-way-through-this-canyon- thing-and-I-told-her-to-stop-blasting-everything-but-nOoOoOo-and-then-!"
"Would yah just skip to the point?!" Zelas growled.
"A giant rock hit her on the head!!" Xellos wailed.
"What?! O.O"
"She zapped a giant rock, it fell down, and hit her right on the head!" Xellos demonstrated by hitting himself lightly on the head. "And the worst part is that that hit on the head kind of...uh...um..."
"SPIT IT OUT!!" Zelas started to panic. How would the other dark lords react when they find out that one of her 'minions' did something very, very bad or worst...KILLED another dark lord?! They wouldn't be too happy with the fact that they're one powerful lord weaker.
"S-She lost her mind!" Xellos blurted out.
"..."
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
~*Miles away*~
"Oi, Joe! Quit screaming! Can't a fellow get some shut-eye?!" Bob shouted to his friend from his spot under a tree.
"I'm not screaming," Joe replied. "Some innocent soul probably walked along and saw your mother's face."
"HEY! What's that supposed mean?!!"
~*Back to WPI*~
"I'm doomed! I'm doomed!! I'M DOOMED!!"
"Beast Master! Calm down! Everything will be alright...I think," Xellos followed Zelas as she paced back and forth down the hall. "Just relax! It's not your fault that Dolphin-sama went and zapped a rock on herself!"
"You're right," Zelas whirled around and glared angrily at Xellos. "IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
"Juu-Ou sama, I'm-"
"Quiet!" Beast Master paused from her pacing to rub her temples. "Urgh, I can feel a headache coming on. I need a cigarette."
Zelas summoned a cigarette from her stash by snapping her fingers. She waited for her cigarette...but it didn't come.
"What the??" Confused, Zelas snapped her fingers again. And again. And again. "Where are my cigarettes?!"
"Oh! Your cigarettes??" Xellos piped up.
"You know where my cigarettes are?" Zelas turned to Xellos.
"^_^ Yeah, I threw them away."
"You...WHAT?!" Zelas's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"Now, Beast Master! Did you know that cigarettes and tobacco can lead to heart diseases and cancer? You wouldn't want to get-"
"YOU IDIOT!!" Zelas shrieked, her eyes glowing and battle aura blazing. "Get out! Get of my mansion!!"
"What?? But-but-but-!"
"I told you to get out of my mansion, not sing me a song!!"
"But I'm your general/priest!" Xellos, needless to say, was pretty shocked.
"Well, you're FIRED!!" Zelas shouted at the top of her lungs. "Blowing me up is one thing, but when you mess with my CIGARETTES-that's were I draw the line! Get LOST! I never, ever, ever, EVER want to see your good-for-nothing face AGAIN!"
"But-!"
"Go away! And that's an order!" Zelas glared at Xel for the I-don't- know-th time that day.
"But-" Xellos's eyes snapped open and got into teary puppy-dog form (Ky-chan: *shudder*).
"...*glare*..."
Sighing, Xellos teleported out.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Xellos: You banished me from the island, because of CIGARETTES?!
Zelas: Hey, it's not my fault the Zelas-imposter does what she does. Blame her. *points to Kyomi...whom is still being bounced after by the GGB*
Zelgadiss: Hey! I thought that thing broke *remembers the huge dent it gave to his head*.
Filia: Yeah, how'd you bring it back?
Zelas: I have my ways...MwAhAhAhAhA!!!!
Fi & Zel: *sweatdrop* Scary...
Xellos: Get use to it.
PurpleP: *races by* Please *huff* REVIEW!! *huff* *runs off*
Xellos: But if you WANT to discourage her writing, please DON'T review!
Zelgadiss: You think she actually cares about reviews?? I think she'll keep writing either way. She loves to torture us...*sigh* Oh, well. Bye for now.
Xelloss: Another chapter by the Great Insane One...Oh, joy.
Zelgadiss: *looks up from his cup of coffee* Speaking of which, where is that authoress?
PurplePixie: AAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs across scene*
X, Z & F: O.O
Filia: What was THAT about?
Suddenly, the GGB bounces across scene after PurpleP.
Zelas: *runs after GGB* It's ALIVE! ALIVE! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Xelloss: OoOoOoOkay...I think someone forgot to take her medication ^_^! Juu-Ou sama! *jingles a bottle of pills* Wait up! *teleports out*
Zelgadiss: Well, I guess we have to introduce the fic, now.
Filia: ^_^ Okay! PurplePixie doesn't own Slayers. 'Cause if she did, then the whole story would be about Xelloss =_=. DAMN YOU, NAMAGOMI!!! *runs off to look for Xel with her mace*
Zelgadiss: *all alone*...*silence*...*crickets chirp*...Well? What are you still reading this for?! Go read the fanfic, already! Shoo! Geez...crazy readers won't leave me alone *walks out*.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zelas's Christmas Present ^_^
Chapter 7
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
"Okay!" Zelas shouted from her bed at the mazoku priest. "I forgive you *cring*! Just SHUT UP!!!"
Xellos zipped his mouth.
"Good," Zelas sighed and rubbed her bandaged head. "Now, I called you here to give you another mission."
"O.O More missions?!" Xellos sighed. "Did you lose your wallet to man eating piranhas again??"
"No," Zelas sweatdropped. "I have different mission for you."
"I'm not doing your laundry again. I found a crocodile in the washing machine the last time."
"Would yah just listen to me!! ._+ " A red battle aura started to flicker around the beast master.
"Okay, okay!" Xellos sweatdropped. "But you have to promise not to get too mad, alright?"
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," Zelas waved her hand carelessly.
Xellos took a deep breath. "I-went-over-to-Dolphin-sama's-palace-and-gave- her-the-basket-like-you-told-me-to-but-I-guess-she-didn't-like-fried-fish- after-all-in-fact-she-started-chasing-be-with-a-gigantic-tridant-that-I- have-no-idea-where-she-got-and-she-was-trying-to-zap-me-with-it-and- screaming-mean-comments-as-she-chased-me-all-the-way-through-this-canyon- thing-and-I-told-her-to-stop-blasting-everything-but-nOoOoOo-and-then-!"
"Would yah just skip to the point?!" Zelas growled.
"A giant rock hit her on the head!!" Xellos wailed.
"What?! O.O"
"She zapped a giant rock, it fell down, and hit her right on the head!" Xellos demonstrated by hitting himself lightly on the head. "And the worst part is that that hit on the head kind of...uh...um..."
"SPIT IT OUT!!" Zelas started to panic. How would the other dark lords react when they find out that one of her 'minions' did something very, very bad or worst...KILLED another dark lord?! They wouldn't be too happy with the fact that they're one powerful lord weaker.
"S-She lost her mind!" Xellos blurted out.
"..."
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
~*Miles away*~
"Oi, Joe! Quit screaming! Can't a fellow get some shut-eye?!" Bob shouted to his friend from his spot under a tree.
"I'm not screaming," Joe replied. "Some innocent soul probably walked along and saw your mother's face."
"HEY! What's that supposed mean?!!"
~*Back to WPI*~
"I'm doomed! I'm doomed!! I'M DOOMED!!"
"Beast Master! Calm down! Everything will be alright...I think," Xellos followed Zelas as she paced back and forth down the hall. "Just relax! It's not your fault that Dolphin-sama went and zapped a rock on herself!"
"You're right," Zelas whirled around and glared angrily at Xellos. "IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
"Juu-Ou sama, I'm-"
"Quiet!" Beast Master paused from her pacing to rub her temples. "Urgh, I can feel a headache coming on. I need a cigarette."
Zelas summoned a cigarette from her stash by snapping her fingers. She waited for her cigarette...but it didn't come.
"What the??" Confused, Zelas snapped her fingers again. And again. And again. "Where are my cigarettes?!"
"Oh! Your cigarettes??" Xellos piped up.
"You know where my cigarettes are?" Zelas turned to Xellos.
"^_^ Yeah, I threw them away."
"You...WHAT?!" Zelas's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"Now, Beast Master! Did you know that cigarettes and tobacco can lead to heart diseases and cancer? You wouldn't want to get-"
"YOU IDIOT!!" Zelas shrieked, her eyes glowing and battle aura blazing. "Get out! Get of my mansion!!"
"What?? But-but-but-!"
"I told you to get out of my mansion, not sing me a song!!"
"But I'm your general/priest!" Xellos, needless to say, was pretty shocked.
"Well, you're FIRED!!" Zelas shouted at the top of her lungs. "Blowing me up is one thing, but when you mess with my CIGARETTES-that's were I draw the line! Get LOST! I never, ever, ever, EVER want to see your good-for-nothing face AGAIN!"
"But-!"
"Go away! And that's an order!" Zelas glared at Xel for the I-don't- know-th time that day.
"But-" Xellos's eyes snapped open and got into teary puppy-dog form (Ky-chan: *shudder*).
"...*glare*..."
Sighing, Xellos teleported out.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Xellos: You banished me from the island, because of CIGARETTES?!
Zelas: Hey, it's not my fault the Zelas-imposter does what she does. Blame her. *points to Kyomi...whom is still being bounced after by the GGB*
Zelgadiss: Hey! I thought that thing broke *remembers the huge dent it gave to his head*.
Filia: Yeah, how'd you bring it back?
Zelas: I have my ways...MwAhAhAhAhA!!!!
Fi & Zel: *sweatdrop* Scary...
Xellos: Get use to it.
PurpleP: *races by* Please *huff* REVIEW!! *huff* *runs off*
Xellos: But if you WANT to discourage her writing, please DON'T review!
Zelgadiss: You think she actually cares about reviews?? I think she'll keep writing either way. She loves to torture us...*sigh* Oh, well. Bye for now.