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Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Chapter 5: Search for the Metroid Scientist
As X and Zero were looking for metroid scientists, Sigma teleported down.
Sigma said, "It's been a while, X and Zero."
X and Zero shrieked, "Sigma!?"
Sigma replied, "Duh. You were expecting a metroid scientist?"
X spoke up, "You know our current mission?"
Sigma laughed, "Of course. Come to my lair if you want to find the greatest metroid scientist on this damn planet."
X and Zero follow Sigmainto his lair, where a lot of mavericks surrounded them.
Zero spat on the floor, "So this is where the greatest metroid scientist lives....and I guess we have to destroy these mavericks to get to the scientist."
X and Zero sliced and blasted through all of the mavericks in less than one hour.
X looked up, "That was too damn easy."
Zero beat X over the head and said, "You know what happens to people in the movies when they say that? The situation gets much harder for them and they end up getting killed."
X looked, "I don't see anything..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Zero saw X fall down a hole and followed stupidly.
Zero yelled, "IF I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DIE, I WOULD'VE AT LEAST MADE A WILL GIVING ALL MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS TO IRIS!!!! I HATE YOU, X!!!"
They fall onto a standard metroid membrane.
X laughed, "We're alive!!! Do you still hate me, Zero?"
Zero glanced at X, "No."
They walked through the winding tunnel. At the end of the tunnel, a door automatically opened and a scientist stepped out.
The scientist said, "Hi. What can I do for you?"
X and Zero asked, "Are you the greatest metroid scientist on earth?"
The scientist looked and replied, "Yes, I am...and I see you damaged a metroid membrane that i was experimenting on. You made the experiment a success! Thank you!!!"
Zero got frustrated, "How could we have made your experiment a success if we damaged the metroid membrane?"
X says inder his breath, "Ass."
The scientist replied, "I was testing to see if a metroid membrane could carry heavy objects. You 2 are practically 2 tons together. That means I found a way to revolutionize to moving industry."
X asks, "Can you help us? We found a weird looking metroid with a gold membrane and need your assistance."
The scientist said, "Sure, I can help. Where is your place?"
X and Zero teleported to the area where the hole in the ground opened and entered the house.
Jeff said, "Brilliant! You found a scientist."
The scientist looks, "Where is this metroid I heard about?"
Jeff leads the scientist to a room where Samus sat there holding the metroid in her arms.
The scientist looks at it and says, "This is the metroid that destroyed many of my farms in the past. There is a huge hole in the ground where my old house was to prove it."
Jeff said, "Yeah...any idea of what it can do besides destroy. We looked at it's energy patterns on this screen, but they make no sense to any of us."
The scientist said, "Oh....it's a formula on how to create the perfect healing medicine. It's venom is deadly, but to those with special abilities, it's venom amplifies the energy and makes their immune system stronger."
Jeff replied, "So...what does it mean?"
TO BE CONTINUED....
Jeff: Oooooooh....a cliffhanger. What will the scientist do? Is he really a maverick in disguise? What is the point of this whole thing? I don't know, but please review to help me out.
Samus: Can I do something cool next chapter?
Jeff: No.
X and Zero: This is pointless.
Mortal Kombat warriors: We weren't even in this chapter.
Golden Sun crew: Neither were we, but we don't complain.
Everybody: Review, please.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
Chapter 5: Search for the Metroid Scientist
As X and Zero were looking for metroid scientists, Sigma teleported down.
Sigma said, "It's been a while, X and Zero."
X and Zero shrieked, "Sigma!?"
Sigma replied, "Duh. You were expecting a metroid scientist?"
X spoke up, "You know our current mission?"
Sigma laughed, "Of course. Come to my lair if you want to find the greatest metroid scientist on this damn planet."
X and Zero follow Sigmainto his lair, where a lot of mavericks surrounded them.
Zero spat on the floor, "So this is where the greatest metroid scientist lives....and I guess we have to destroy these mavericks to get to the scientist."
X and Zero sliced and blasted through all of the mavericks in less than one hour.
X looked up, "That was too damn easy."
Zero beat X over the head and said, "You know what happens to people in the movies when they say that? The situation gets much harder for them and they end up getting killed."
X looked, "I don't see anything..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Zero saw X fall down a hole and followed stupidly.
Zero yelled, "IF I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DIE, I WOULD'VE AT LEAST MADE A WILL GIVING ALL MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS TO IRIS!!!! I HATE YOU, X!!!"
They fall onto a standard metroid membrane.
X laughed, "We're alive!!! Do you still hate me, Zero?"
Zero glanced at X, "No."
They walked through the winding tunnel. At the end of the tunnel, a door automatically opened and a scientist stepped out.
The scientist said, "Hi. What can I do for you?"
X and Zero asked, "Are you the greatest metroid scientist on earth?"
The scientist looked and replied, "Yes, I am...and I see you damaged a metroid membrane that i was experimenting on. You made the experiment a success! Thank you!!!"
Zero got frustrated, "How could we have made your experiment a success if we damaged the metroid membrane?"
X says inder his breath, "Ass."
The scientist replied, "I was testing to see if a metroid membrane could carry heavy objects. You 2 are practically 2 tons together. That means I found a way to revolutionize to moving industry."
X asks, "Can you help us? We found a weird looking metroid with a gold membrane and need your assistance."
The scientist said, "Sure, I can help. Where is your place?"
X and Zero teleported to the area where the hole in the ground opened and entered the house.
Jeff said, "Brilliant! You found a scientist."
The scientist looks, "Where is this metroid I heard about?"
Jeff leads the scientist to a room where Samus sat there holding the metroid in her arms.
The scientist looks at it and says, "This is the metroid that destroyed many of my farms in the past. There is a huge hole in the ground where my old house was to prove it."
Jeff said, "Yeah...any idea of what it can do besides destroy. We looked at it's energy patterns on this screen, but they make no sense to any of us."
The scientist said, "Oh....it's a formula on how to create the perfect healing medicine. It's venom is deadly, but to those with special abilities, it's venom amplifies the energy and makes their immune system stronger."
Jeff replied, "So...what does it mean?"
TO BE CONTINUED....
Jeff: Oooooooh....a cliffhanger. What will the scientist do? Is he really a maverick in disguise? What is the point of this whole thing? I don't know, but please review to help me out.
Samus: Can I do something cool next chapter?
Jeff: No.
X and Zero: This is pointless.
Mortal Kombat warriors: We weren't even in this chapter.
Golden Sun crew: Neither were we, but we don't complain.
Everybody: Review, please.