Jeff: I'm trying something to boost our ratings Samus.
Samus: What is it?
X and Zero: Yo momma jokes.
Legal stuff: i don't own Dragonball Z, Megaman X, Zero, Metroid, Mortal Kombat, or Golden Sun in any way, shape, or form.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
chapter 6: The Potion and Yo Momma Jokes
Samus looks at the healing potion and asks, "Are you sure that this heals if you're extraordinary?"
Jeff says, "There's only one way to find out."
Jeff drinks the potion.
Jeff says, "Well...there goes the poison that he didn't tell you about and there goes the cocaine."
The scientist looks and asks, "How the hell does he know what shit I put in there?"
X and Zero look at each other, "What the fuck are we smoking?" They look at what they're smoking and say, "Oh yeah.....pot."
Jeff turns and says, "Yo momma's so fat, cars watch out for her."
Samus laughs and retorts, "Well....yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real!"
Isaac shouts, "YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID, SHE STARED AT A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE FOR HALF AN HOUR BECAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE!!"
Sub-Zero said, "Yo momma's so fucking fat, when God said 'let there be light' he had to tell her 'get yo fat ass out of the way'."
X and Zero chime in, "Yo momma's so stupid, when the computer said 'press any key to continue', she couldn't find the 'any' key.
Everybody stopped laughing.
Zero cuts X's armor open and says, "That one was the stupidest one."
X and Zero start fighting about the jokes and which one is the best. Using this as an opportunity, the scientist runs away to his master.
Samus: What is it?
X and Zero: Yo momma jokes.
Legal stuff: i don't own Dragonball Z, Megaman X, Zero, Metroid, Mortal Kombat, or Golden Sun in any way, shape, or form.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
chapter 6: The Potion and Yo Momma Jokes
Samus looks at the healing potion and asks, "Are you sure that this heals if you're extraordinary?"
Jeff says, "There's only one way to find out."
Jeff drinks the potion.
Jeff says, "Well...there goes the poison that he didn't tell you about and there goes the cocaine."
The scientist looks and asks, "How the hell does he know what shit I put in there?"
X and Zero look at each other, "What the fuck are we smoking?" They look at what they're smoking and say, "Oh yeah.....pot."
Jeff turns and says, "Yo momma's so fat, cars watch out for her."
Samus laughs and retorts, "Well....yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real!"
Isaac shouts, "YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID, SHE STARED AT A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE FOR HALF AN HOUR BECAUSE IT SAID CONCENTRATE!!"
Sub-Zero said, "Yo momma's so fucking fat, when God said 'let there be light' he had to tell her 'get yo fat ass out of the way'."
X and Zero chime in, "Yo momma's so stupid, when the computer said 'press any key to continue', she couldn't find the 'any' key.
Everybody stopped laughing.
Zero cuts X's armor open and says, "That one was the stupidest one."
X and Zero start fighting about the jokes and which one is the best. Using this as an opportunity, the scientist runs away to his master.