Hello. Another chapter for Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny. I have decided to skip the lingal shit *wink* and continue on.
I don't own Dragonball Z, Megaman X, Zero, Metroid, Golden Sun, or Mortal Kombat in any way, shape, or form.
*note* I'm using a new format for speech. If you don't like it, tough.
*new characters: evil* Piper: A demon who can possess and kill people through souls. Garland: A shape-shifter who takes the form of Jeff in combat.
*new characters: good* Buffy: Tifa's (the chick from FF7) sister (made-up, meaning not in the game at all). She is a demon slayer with abnormal power and Jeff's friend.
*new characters: neutral* Little Johnny: A small 8-year old who finds the funny way around stuff.
*note* Little Johnny, Piper, and Garland die in this chapter.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
ch.7: The Demon
Zero and X (pointing at the scientist): He's getting away!
Jeff: Let him go. We know that the healing potion was a bunch of bull shit he made up to try to kill Samus.
Everybody watched as a little boy (about 8 years old) jumps up to the house.
Little Johnny (seductively looking at samus): Hi. I'm Little Johnny.
Samus (who backs away): Why are you looking at me like that? You're only 8 years old.
Little Johnny: Allow me to recall a memory I have.
Teacher (in Johnny's memory): Yes Little Johnny.
Little Johnny (in Johnny's memory): Well, I was watching The Lone Ranger the other day. There were a million indians and the lone ranger killed them all.
Teacher (in Johnny's memory): What does that have to do with sex education?
Little Johnny (in his memory): It'll teach those indians not to fuck with the lone ranger!
Jeff: That was an awesome joke I found on the internet.
X: That was it?
Zero: That was awesome.
As everybody is laughing at little johnny's joke, a woman appeared. Her hair is blowing in the wind as she walks up to see Jeff walk outside.
Jeff (who looks astounded): Buffy? How did you get here? I thought you were at the school.
Buffy (who looks down): Yeah. A demon's looking for you. She calls herself Piper. Her henchman's name is Garland. He always takes your form of body when fighting.
Jeff (who is shocked): Ok. Are they powerful?
A demoness (Piper) and her henchman (Garland) teleport to Jeff's location. Garland looks just like Jeff because of the shape-shifting. Piper looks like a cheerleader with a bad hair style and an even worse eye problem.
Piper: You called it right, Garland. She did run to him.
Garland: Yes madam.
Piper: However, I have no use for you anymore.
Garland (who is shocked): WHAT!? Don't kill me. Please.
He was too late. Piper killed him with a powerful blast. She then took over Buffy's mind.
Buffy (who's looking at Jeff): So...you're here to stop me?
Jeff (who turns and looks in Piper's direction): I'm here to stop her.
Piper: You can't hurt me. If you do, you'll only hurt your friend.
Piper and Buffy (who is under Piper's control) look at Jeff and they start to fight him. He doesn't injure them, but they brutalize him. They go all the way into an area filled with mirrors.
Jeff: Hmm...I can't let Piper win, but I can't harm Buffy. How do I win?
Jeff sees the mirrors. He breaks one in his anger.
Piper: *screams in pain*
Jeff: So..that's your weakness. *breaks more mirrors*
Piper: *more painful screams*
Jeff looks at the last mirror. It shows buffy's image in it.
Jeff: I can't destroy this mirror even if i wanted to.
Piper and Buffy (synchronized): HAHAHA! You and your pathetic morals. You can't beat us even if you tried.
Piper kills Little Johnny.
Piper: That soul was a good snack. I'm still working on Buffy's soul.
Jeff: I won't let you win!
Buffy throws Jeff into a statue of a fighter holding a sword. Piper picks up the sword and stabs Jeff.
Jeff: *screams in pain* AGGH! DAMMIT!!!
Piper stabs Jeff again.
Jeff: *more screams of pain* Why am I feeling pain?
Piper (shocked): You're not human!?
Jeff sees the sword.
Jeff: Of course! Now I know how to beat you.
Jeff uses a beam attack on the sword. Piper's control over Buffy was gone. Jeff proceeded to kill Piper.
Buffy: What happened?
Jeff coughs blood.
Jeff: I don't know, but a little help would be nice.
Buffy casts a healing spell on Jeff.
Jeff: How should I thank you?
Buffy: Don't.
Jeff: Shall we destroy this evil castle?
Buffy: Yeah.
Jeff: I don't have enough power. We need to summon Zero.
Zero teleports to Jeff's location.
Zero: You summoned me to try this interface out?
Jeff: Yeah.
Zero and Jeff fuse to make Zero Master. He destroys the castle and defuses. Jeff is KOed by the use of the power of Zero Master.
Zero: He's tired. I'll take him to the house.
Buffy: I'll be going back to school.
Jeff wakes up. Zero, X, Samus, and the rest are happy.
Jeff: What are you guys so happy about?
Zero: You finally woke up, ass.
X: Don't call him an ass, ass.
Samus: You're both acting like asses.
Kitana: Look who's talking, ass.
Sub-Zero: Why are you all calling each other ass. The only ass here is...ummmm....forget it.
Isacc: You're an ass, Sub-Zero.
Garet: No...I'm the ass.
Ivan: Damn right.
Garet: You wanna start, midget?
Ivan: I'm not a midget! I'm younger than you!
Mia: Whatever. So it's agreed that Garet's an ass.
Jenna: Yeah. And that Ivan's a midget.
Ivan: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!!
Piers: Yeah you are. You're too short to be a normal guy.
Ivan: Look who's talking, vail boy. It's a male bride.
Sheba: Shut up! Okay. Garet's an ass. Ivan's a midget. Piers is somebody's bride. What does that make me?
Jeff: The female version of Ivan?
Everybody laughs except for Ivan and Sheba.
Sheba: Are you implying that I'm a midget?
Ivan: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!!
Jeff: Well...you're both short and you're both wind adepts. So it makes sense that Sheba's the female version of Ivan.
Sheba: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!! IVAN IS!!!!
Ivan: If you're not a midget, I'm not a midget.
Sheba: Ummmm...ok....MIDGET!!!!!
Ivan casts spark plasma, but it doesn't affect Sheba.
Ivan: *smacks forehead* Damn! I keep forgetting that she's a jupiter adept!
X: Are ALL jupiter adepts midgets or insane?
Ivan and Sheba: WE'RE NOT MIDGETS!!! WE'RE NOT INSANE EITHER!!!
Jeff: Yeah....right......so they're insane midgets. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
End of ch. 7
Well...I think the end is funny. Especially about the midget and ass argument. I might have more demons involved, so keep an eye out. Chapter 8 will have the mega fatal golden metroid's adventure and might not involve anybody else.
*note* Buffy will not return to the fic.
I don't own Dragonball Z, Megaman X, Zero, Metroid, Golden Sun, or Mortal Kombat in any way, shape, or form.
*note* I'm using a new format for speech. If you don't like it, tough.
*new characters: evil* Piper: A demon who can possess and kill people through souls. Garland: A shape-shifter who takes the form of Jeff in combat.
*new characters: good* Buffy: Tifa's (the chick from FF7) sister (made-up, meaning not in the game at all). She is a demon slayer with abnormal power and Jeff's friend.
*new characters: neutral* Little Johnny: A small 8-year old who finds the funny way around stuff.
*note* Little Johnny, Piper, and Garland die in this chapter.
Mega Fatal Golden Metroid Destiny
ch.7: The Demon
Zero and X (pointing at the scientist): He's getting away!
Jeff: Let him go. We know that the healing potion was a bunch of bull shit he made up to try to kill Samus.
Everybody watched as a little boy (about 8 years old) jumps up to the house.
Little Johnny (seductively looking at samus): Hi. I'm Little Johnny.
Samus (who backs away): Why are you looking at me like that? You're only 8 years old.
Little Johnny: Allow me to recall a memory I have.
Teacher (in Johnny's memory): Yes Little Johnny.
Little Johnny (in Johnny's memory): Well, I was watching The Lone Ranger the other day. There were a million indians and the lone ranger killed them all.
Teacher (in Johnny's memory): What does that have to do with sex education?
Little Johnny (in his memory): It'll teach those indians not to fuck with the lone ranger!
Jeff: That was an awesome joke I found on the internet.
X: That was it?
Zero: That was awesome.
As everybody is laughing at little johnny's joke, a woman appeared. Her hair is blowing in the wind as she walks up to see Jeff walk outside.
Jeff (who looks astounded): Buffy? How did you get here? I thought you were at the school.
Buffy (who looks down): Yeah. A demon's looking for you. She calls herself Piper. Her henchman's name is Garland. He always takes your form of body when fighting.
Jeff (who is shocked): Ok. Are they powerful?
A demoness (Piper) and her henchman (Garland) teleport to Jeff's location. Garland looks just like Jeff because of the shape-shifting. Piper looks like a cheerleader with a bad hair style and an even worse eye problem.
Piper: You called it right, Garland. She did run to him.
Garland: Yes madam.
Piper: However, I have no use for you anymore.
Garland (who is shocked): WHAT!? Don't kill me. Please.
He was too late. Piper killed him with a powerful blast. She then took over Buffy's mind.
Buffy (who's looking at Jeff): So...you're here to stop me?
Jeff (who turns and looks in Piper's direction): I'm here to stop her.
Piper: You can't hurt me. If you do, you'll only hurt your friend.
Piper and Buffy (who is under Piper's control) look at Jeff and they start to fight him. He doesn't injure them, but they brutalize him. They go all the way into an area filled with mirrors.
Jeff: Hmm...I can't let Piper win, but I can't harm Buffy. How do I win?
Jeff sees the mirrors. He breaks one in his anger.
Piper: *screams in pain*
Jeff: So..that's your weakness. *breaks more mirrors*
Piper: *more painful screams*
Jeff looks at the last mirror. It shows buffy's image in it.
Jeff: I can't destroy this mirror even if i wanted to.
Piper and Buffy (synchronized): HAHAHA! You and your pathetic morals. You can't beat us even if you tried.
Piper kills Little Johnny.
Piper: That soul was a good snack. I'm still working on Buffy's soul.
Jeff: I won't let you win!
Buffy throws Jeff into a statue of a fighter holding a sword. Piper picks up the sword and stabs Jeff.
Jeff: *screams in pain* AGGH! DAMMIT!!!
Piper stabs Jeff again.
Jeff: *more screams of pain* Why am I feeling pain?
Piper (shocked): You're not human!?
Jeff sees the sword.
Jeff: Of course! Now I know how to beat you.
Jeff uses a beam attack on the sword. Piper's control over Buffy was gone. Jeff proceeded to kill Piper.
Buffy: What happened?
Jeff coughs blood.
Jeff: I don't know, but a little help would be nice.
Buffy casts a healing spell on Jeff.
Jeff: How should I thank you?
Buffy: Don't.
Jeff: Shall we destroy this evil castle?
Buffy: Yeah.
Jeff: I don't have enough power. We need to summon Zero.
Zero teleports to Jeff's location.
Zero: You summoned me to try this interface out?
Jeff: Yeah.
Zero and Jeff fuse to make Zero Master. He destroys the castle and defuses. Jeff is KOed by the use of the power of Zero Master.
Zero: He's tired. I'll take him to the house.
Buffy: I'll be going back to school.
Jeff wakes up. Zero, X, Samus, and the rest are happy.
Jeff: What are you guys so happy about?
Zero: You finally woke up, ass.
X: Don't call him an ass, ass.
Samus: You're both acting like asses.
Kitana: Look who's talking, ass.
Sub-Zero: Why are you all calling each other ass. The only ass here is...ummmm....forget it.
Isacc: You're an ass, Sub-Zero.
Garet: No...I'm the ass.
Ivan: Damn right.
Garet: You wanna start, midget?
Ivan: I'm not a midget! I'm younger than you!
Mia: Whatever. So it's agreed that Garet's an ass.
Jenna: Yeah. And that Ivan's a midget.
Ivan: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!!
Piers: Yeah you are. You're too short to be a normal guy.
Ivan: Look who's talking, vail boy. It's a male bride.
Sheba: Shut up! Okay. Garet's an ass. Ivan's a midget. Piers is somebody's bride. What does that make me?
Jeff: The female version of Ivan?
Everybody laughs except for Ivan and Sheba.
Sheba: Are you implying that I'm a midget?
Ivan: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!!
Jeff: Well...you're both short and you're both wind adepts. So it makes sense that Sheba's the female version of Ivan.
Sheba: I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!!! IVAN IS!!!!
Ivan: If you're not a midget, I'm not a midget.
Sheba: Ummmm...ok....MIDGET!!!!!
Ivan casts spark plasma, but it doesn't affect Sheba.
Ivan: *smacks forehead* Damn! I keep forgetting that she's a jupiter adept!
X: Are ALL jupiter adepts midgets or insane?
Ivan and Sheba: WE'RE NOT MIDGETS!!! WE'RE NOT INSANE EITHER!!!
Jeff: Yeah....right......so they're insane midgets. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
End of ch. 7
Well...I think the end is funny. Especially about the midget and ass argument. I might have more demons involved, so keep an eye out. Chapter 8 will have the mega fatal golden metroid's adventure and might not involve anybody else.
*note* Buffy will not return to the fic.