Hi. I'm the author, Jeff. And I'm here to create another pointless fic about my adventures. This has a lot to do with Golden Sun, but you won't see that until later chapters.
Legal stuff (so I won't be sued): I don't own Dragonball Z or Golden Sun. I have nothing against Grote & Weigel Frankfurters or anything else related to food and drink that I use in this chapter. Just to let you know, I'm not a racist.
Golden Sun: Jeff's Adventure
Episode 1: Jeff vs. the Black Guy Selling Hot Dogs
Narrator: Jeff woke up on this groovy Friday morning.
Jeff: Ah...what a groovy day it is today. What should I do first?
Ed: Sift dirt.
Jeff: You can eat poop.
Ed: Fine.
Narrator: So Jeff sat on his bed thinking of what he should do first today. Then he got it. He would face the black dude who forgot to give him a hot dog when he paid for it. So he leaves.
Ed: Where are you going? The air out there is dangerous.
Jeff: I'm gonna settle a score with a black dude. That means I'll fight him.
Narrator: Knowing where it was, Jeff teleported right to the location to see the black guy selling the hot dogs. As he walked towards the black guy, all of the traffic stopped and the people just watched.
Hot dog guy: How can I help you?
Jeff: 1 plain hot dog.
People: *Gasp* *one fainted*.
Hot dog guy: Any chips?
Jeff: No.
People: *Gasp again*
Narrator: The hot dog guy gave Jeff a plain hot dog with no chips. Feeling victorious, Jeff held his hot dog in triumph. That was when a skateboarding punk stole it.
Jeff (using Homer Simpson voice): WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!
Narrator: When this happened, Jeff called his best friend, Isaac to help him with the skateboard punk's disposal.
Isaac: So....where's the punk?
Jeff: Over there....*points to him hanging out at the 7 Eleven*
Narrator: Jeff and Isaac run across the street and give the punk a case of whoop ass. It was fun for Jeff to be back to doing this.
Jeff: Victory is mine!!! *grabs the hot dog*
Narrator: After that effort, Jeff just took a bite out of the hot dog and realized that it was cold. Acknowledging his defeat, he went to McDonald's and ordered a Vanilla Milkshake. He drank that down and headed to Radio Shack.
Desk dude at Radio Shack: Hi.
Jeff: Hi.
Desk dude: I'll get the thing you were looking at.
Jeff: Never mind. I'll get it.
Narrator: Jeff bought the power pack he was looking at last time he was there and went home by way of teleportation. He landed....on the roof.
Jeff: Oh well...at least I can hover down.
Narrator: Jeff hovered down, still in SSJ Final level, he landed and went to being a normal person again.
Jeff: Time to get rid of the other power pack. *replaces old power pack with a new one and throws the old one away*
Narrator: Satisfied that all is well, Jeff started playing Golden Sun until it happened. He got sucked into the video game itself. Just then the power shut off on the video game.
Jeff: I'm stuck here. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
End.
Okay a cliffhanger. What will happen to me now that I'm stuck in my own video game? Will I join Isaac on his quest or will I do nothing?
Tune in next time when...Jeff goes to Colosso. (S.Duck imitation)
Review please.
Legal stuff (so I won't be sued): I don't own Dragonball Z or Golden Sun. I have nothing against Grote & Weigel Frankfurters or anything else related to food and drink that I use in this chapter. Just to let you know, I'm not a racist.
Golden Sun: Jeff's Adventure
Episode 1: Jeff vs. the Black Guy Selling Hot Dogs
Narrator: Jeff woke up on this groovy Friday morning.
Jeff: Ah...what a groovy day it is today. What should I do first?
Ed: Sift dirt.
Jeff: You can eat poop.
Ed: Fine.
Narrator: So Jeff sat on his bed thinking of what he should do first today. Then he got it. He would face the black dude who forgot to give him a hot dog when he paid for it. So he leaves.
Ed: Where are you going? The air out there is dangerous.
Jeff: I'm gonna settle a score with a black dude. That means I'll fight him.
Narrator: Knowing where it was, Jeff teleported right to the location to see the black guy selling the hot dogs. As he walked towards the black guy, all of the traffic stopped and the people just watched.
Hot dog guy: How can I help you?
Jeff: 1 plain hot dog.
People: *Gasp* *one fainted*.
Hot dog guy: Any chips?
Jeff: No.
People: *Gasp again*
Narrator: The hot dog guy gave Jeff a plain hot dog with no chips. Feeling victorious, Jeff held his hot dog in triumph. That was when a skateboarding punk stole it.
Jeff (using Homer Simpson voice): WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!
Narrator: When this happened, Jeff called his best friend, Isaac to help him with the skateboard punk's disposal.
Isaac: So....where's the punk?
Jeff: Over there....*points to him hanging out at the 7 Eleven*
Narrator: Jeff and Isaac run across the street and give the punk a case of whoop ass. It was fun for Jeff to be back to doing this.
Jeff: Victory is mine!!! *grabs the hot dog*
Narrator: After that effort, Jeff just took a bite out of the hot dog and realized that it was cold. Acknowledging his defeat, he went to McDonald's and ordered a Vanilla Milkshake. He drank that down and headed to Radio Shack.
Desk dude at Radio Shack: Hi.
Jeff: Hi.
Desk dude: I'll get the thing you were looking at.
Jeff: Never mind. I'll get it.
Narrator: Jeff bought the power pack he was looking at last time he was there and went home by way of teleportation. He landed....on the roof.
Jeff: Oh well...at least I can hover down.
Narrator: Jeff hovered down, still in SSJ Final level, he landed and went to being a normal person again.
Jeff: Time to get rid of the other power pack. *replaces old power pack with a new one and throws the old one away*
Narrator: Satisfied that all is well, Jeff started playing Golden Sun until it happened. He got sucked into the video game itself. Just then the power shut off on the video game.
Jeff: I'm stuck here. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
End.
Okay a cliffhanger. What will happen to me now that I'm stuck in my own video game? Will I join Isaac on his quest or will I do nothing?
Tune in next time when...Jeff goes to Colosso. (S.Duck imitation)
Review please.