Jeff: Oh...hi and welcome to chapter 2 of my pointless fanfic about golden sun. As you already know the hero is me and I got sucked into the Golden Sun video game.
Garet: What's this chapter about?
Jeff: It was to be called 'Jeff goes to Vale', but I wanted him to compete in Colosso.
Legal stuff: I don't own Dragonball Z or Golden Sun in any way, shape, or form. Don't sue me.
Golden Sun: Jeff's Adventure
chapter 2: Jeff goes to Colosso
Narrator: Jeff heard about something special in the village of Tolbi that the people called Colosso. He flew there to see what it was about and what happened if he won.
Jeff: Hi. *looks at a villager*
Villagers: Hi.
Narrator: Jeff looked in his pockets and saw that he had lucky medals and game tickets. He decided to use them to get some stuff that he could give to other people. He won a ton of equipment at the fountain and some good equipment at the slot machine.
Jeff: Do you know anything about colosso, young lady?
Young lady: Nope....sorry.
Narrator: Jeff looked for signs advertising colosso when he came up to Babi's palace.
Soldiers: Are you new in town?
Jeff: Yes, I am.
Soldiers: You look like a warrior...come with us to see lord Babi.
Jeff: Ok.
Narrator: The soldiers lead Jeff to lord Babi's throne room, where they could discuss colosso.
Babi: You want to know about colosso?
Jeff: Yes, sir.
Babi: This year is the greatest colosso ever. The winner will become the ruler of Tolbi.
Iodem: Is that wise, my lord?
Babi: Only the strong, quick, and intelligent can rule Tolbi. This boy is a born warrior. I have a feeling that he can rule this place with no effort and keep colosso going every year.
Jeff: Okay....that it?
Babi: Yes. Would you like to sign up?
Jeff: Sure.
Narrator: After a couple months go by, Jeff enters colosso for the trials.
Trial manager: Okay, you must be Jeff. You must also be Babi's pick to win. To reach the finals, you must lift this really heavy statue, pass a test of intelligence, and make it through this obstacle course as fast as you can.
Jeff: No problem.
Narrator: The first trial was easy for Jeff. He lifted the statue over his head with his index finger. The second trial was more difficult, but his Golden Sun video game knowledge helped him pass. The third trial was the easiest for him. He ran really fast and had a reflex ability which helped him avoid harmful objects and traps. He was the #1 warrior, favorite to win the tournament.
Jeff: And now the finals.
Babi: I'm sorry, Jeff.
Jeff: WHAT!?
Babi: You effortlessly passed those trials, so you must have cheated.
Jeff: You're beginning to piss me off.
Babi: Soldiers, lock him up.
Jeff: You'll pay for this, Babi.
Narrator: As Jeff was letting the gaurds drag him for a while, he knocked them out with some punches that even dented their armor.
Jeff: Thanks for letting me go. Now, if you don't mind, I got a finals match to win.
Narrator: Jeff ran through the finals matches as if they were a simple obstacle course. Nobody knew who he was because of his disguise. When he won the prize, the trouble occurred.
Babi: Well done. You have competed valiantly and well. Remove the disguise so I can see you.
Narrator: Jeff did as he was told.
Babi: JEFF??? I thought my soldiers locked you up.
Jeff: Let's just say that I 'cheated' against them like I 'cheated' during the trials.
Babi: Are they alive?
Jeff: Just knocked out. You'll find that I locked them up.
Babi: Fine...you win colosso, but you don't get the prize. Iodem is still going to be the ruler of Tolbi when I die.
Iodem: YES!!!
Jeff: You are disgusting, Babi.
Babi: It's 'Lord Babi' to you!
Jeff: Relax, you'll live longer.
Babi: You are not funny.
Jeff: I'm not funny if I try to be.
End.
Jeff: Well, that sucked...didn't it?
Isaac: Yup. Nobody was in it.
Jeff: I was in it.
Tune in next time for the epic battle, 'Jeff vs Alex'!!!!!!
Everybody: Review, please.
Garet: What's this chapter about?
Jeff: It was to be called 'Jeff goes to Vale', but I wanted him to compete in Colosso.
Legal stuff: I don't own Dragonball Z or Golden Sun in any way, shape, or form. Don't sue me.
Golden Sun: Jeff's Adventure
chapter 2: Jeff goes to Colosso
Narrator: Jeff heard about something special in the village of Tolbi that the people called Colosso. He flew there to see what it was about and what happened if he won.
Jeff: Hi. *looks at a villager*
Villagers: Hi.
Narrator: Jeff looked in his pockets and saw that he had lucky medals and game tickets. He decided to use them to get some stuff that he could give to other people. He won a ton of equipment at the fountain and some good equipment at the slot machine.
Jeff: Do you know anything about colosso, young lady?
Young lady: Nope....sorry.
Narrator: Jeff looked for signs advertising colosso when he came up to Babi's palace.
Soldiers: Are you new in town?
Jeff: Yes, I am.
Soldiers: You look like a warrior...come with us to see lord Babi.
Jeff: Ok.
Narrator: The soldiers lead Jeff to lord Babi's throne room, where they could discuss colosso.
Babi: You want to know about colosso?
Jeff: Yes, sir.
Babi: This year is the greatest colosso ever. The winner will become the ruler of Tolbi.
Iodem: Is that wise, my lord?
Babi: Only the strong, quick, and intelligent can rule Tolbi. This boy is a born warrior. I have a feeling that he can rule this place with no effort and keep colosso going every year.
Jeff: Okay....that it?
Babi: Yes. Would you like to sign up?
Jeff: Sure.
Narrator: After a couple months go by, Jeff enters colosso for the trials.
Trial manager: Okay, you must be Jeff. You must also be Babi's pick to win. To reach the finals, you must lift this really heavy statue, pass a test of intelligence, and make it through this obstacle course as fast as you can.
Jeff: No problem.
Narrator: The first trial was easy for Jeff. He lifted the statue over his head with his index finger. The second trial was more difficult, but his Golden Sun video game knowledge helped him pass. The third trial was the easiest for him. He ran really fast and had a reflex ability which helped him avoid harmful objects and traps. He was the #1 warrior, favorite to win the tournament.
Jeff: And now the finals.
Babi: I'm sorry, Jeff.
Jeff: WHAT!?
Babi: You effortlessly passed those trials, so you must have cheated.
Jeff: You're beginning to piss me off.
Babi: Soldiers, lock him up.
Jeff: You'll pay for this, Babi.
Narrator: As Jeff was letting the gaurds drag him for a while, he knocked them out with some punches that even dented their armor.
Jeff: Thanks for letting me go. Now, if you don't mind, I got a finals match to win.
Narrator: Jeff ran through the finals matches as if they were a simple obstacle course. Nobody knew who he was because of his disguise. When he won the prize, the trouble occurred.
Babi: Well done. You have competed valiantly and well. Remove the disguise so I can see you.
Narrator: Jeff did as he was told.
Babi: JEFF??? I thought my soldiers locked you up.
Jeff: Let's just say that I 'cheated' against them like I 'cheated' during the trials.
Babi: Are they alive?
Jeff: Just knocked out. You'll find that I locked them up.
Babi: Fine...you win colosso, but you don't get the prize. Iodem is still going to be the ruler of Tolbi when I die.
Iodem: YES!!!
Jeff: You are disgusting, Babi.
Babi: It's 'Lord Babi' to you!
Jeff: Relax, you'll live longer.
Babi: You are not funny.
Jeff: I'm not funny if I try to be.
End.
Jeff: Well, that sucked...didn't it?
Isaac: Yup. Nobody was in it.
Jeff: I was in it.
Tune in next time for the epic battle, 'Jeff vs Alex'!!!!!!
Everybody: Review, please.