Another pontless chapter in my pointless fic about my adventures with the Golden Sun crew. Remember that I don't own Dragonball Z or Golden Sun in any way, shape, or form. I also have nothing against 50 cent or his music.
*note* there is a 2-episode fighting tournament on the planet delta omega, so there are a lot of space monsters and stuff
Golden Son: The Adventures of Jeff
episode 6: Jeff goes to planet Delta Omega...part 1
Narrator: Jeff looks at the world going back to normal and sees a hologram message by his feet. He picks up the hologram and watches it closely.
Hologram: Hello, strong warrior. I am the leader of the planet Delta Omega. I have seen your fighting skill and wonder if you would be interested in competing in a little martial arts tournament I created.
Narrator: Jeff smiled at another chance to prove himself the strongest warrior in the universe. Isacc thought the alien was talking to him.
Isacc: Me...in a martial arts tournament?
Jeff: Stupid ass. He was talking to me.
Garet: So what are you going to do?
Jeff: I'm going, of course.
Isacc, Garet, Mia, and Ivan: Can we come too?
Jeff: He's only expecting me there. If you want to come, you need a space pod.
Narrator: Jeff built a huge space pod in 2 seconds flat. He flew it to the planet Delta Omega, where air was aplenty.
Jeff: It's safe. Come out.
Narrator: Isacc, Garet, Mia, and Ivan get out of the space pod and look at the battle arena. Jeff sees the guard.
Guard: Who are you, young warrior?
Jeff: I am Jeff.
Guard: Who are the others?
Jeff: My fans. They travel everywhere with me.
Guard: Okay, but they can only watch. Proceed to the left door, Jeff. The rest of you go up the stairs and to the right.
Narrator: Jeff walks into the arena with a chorus of boos and very few yays. Jeff thought it was too strange, but he saw the reason in front of him. Dark Jeff hoodwinked the guard so he could also compete.
Dark Jeff: It's so nice to see you here....not.
Jeff: Well..it seems we are the first battle.
Dark Jeff: Good. I shall finish you easily in front of this crowd.
Ref: You two are not the first battle. That would be Jeff and Thomas.
Narrator: Thomas stepped into the arena. He had 22 arms and 2 legs. He was always angry and spared lo life in his opponents.
Jeff: So. You're my first opponent. Try to hit me.
Thomas: You beg to die? Your request is acceptable.
Narrator: Thomas tried to punch Jeff, but missed. Jeff broke Thomas's arm.
Thomas: AAAARRRRGH!!! MY FUCKING ARM!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!
Narrator: Thomas drew 21 swords and slashed at Jeff like a berserker. Jeff dodged the assault, although it looked as if he did nothing.
Thomas: HEY!!! Why aren't you cut up and dead?
Jeff: Well...It seems that I dodged your pathetic berserker attack quite easily.
Narrator: Jeff then killed Thomas with a single beam attack.
Jeff: I win. I guess size doesn't matter.
Ref: Thomas has fallen. Next fight is Dark Jeff vs. 50 Cent.
50 Cent: Oh well. Time to break out the rap music.
Dark Jeff: Sounds entertaining.
Narrator: 50 Cent sings his favorite song.....'Magic Stick'. Dark Jeff gets a massive headache and kills 50 Cent with a weak punch.
Dark Jeff: About time you shut the fuck up.
Ref: 50 Cent is down. Next fight is Jeff vs Dark Jeff.
To be continued......
I love cliffhangers. The next episode is going to be serious, so if you want comedy, don't read it. Will I defeat my evil twin or will I fall?
*note* I'm going to use a different format for episode 7.
Tune in next time when "Jeff goes to Delta Omega...part 2"
*note* there is a 2-episode fighting tournament on the planet delta omega, so there are a lot of space monsters and stuff
Golden Son: The Adventures of Jeff
episode 6: Jeff goes to planet Delta Omega...part 1
Narrator: Jeff looks at the world going back to normal and sees a hologram message by his feet. He picks up the hologram and watches it closely.
Hologram: Hello, strong warrior. I am the leader of the planet Delta Omega. I have seen your fighting skill and wonder if you would be interested in competing in a little martial arts tournament I created.
Narrator: Jeff smiled at another chance to prove himself the strongest warrior in the universe. Isacc thought the alien was talking to him.
Isacc: Me...in a martial arts tournament?
Jeff: Stupid ass. He was talking to me.
Garet: So what are you going to do?
Jeff: I'm going, of course.
Isacc, Garet, Mia, and Ivan: Can we come too?
Jeff: He's only expecting me there. If you want to come, you need a space pod.
Narrator: Jeff built a huge space pod in 2 seconds flat. He flew it to the planet Delta Omega, where air was aplenty.
Jeff: It's safe. Come out.
Narrator: Isacc, Garet, Mia, and Ivan get out of the space pod and look at the battle arena. Jeff sees the guard.
Guard: Who are you, young warrior?
Jeff: I am Jeff.
Guard: Who are the others?
Jeff: My fans. They travel everywhere with me.
Guard: Okay, but they can only watch. Proceed to the left door, Jeff. The rest of you go up the stairs and to the right.
Narrator: Jeff walks into the arena with a chorus of boos and very few yays. Jeff thought it was too strange, but he saw the reason in front of him. Dark Jeff hoodwinked the guard so he could also compete.
Dark Jeff: It's so nice to see you here....not.
Jeff: Well..it seems we are the first battle.
Dark Jeff: Good. I shall finish you easily in front of this crowd.
Ref: You two are not the first battle. That would be Jeff and Thomas.
Narrator: Thomas stepped into the arena. He had 22 arms and 2 legs. He was always angry and spared lo life in his opponents.
Jeff: So. You're my first opponent. Try to hit me.
Thomas: You beg to die? Your request is acceptable.
Narrator: Thomas tried to punch Jeff, but missed. Jeff broke Thomas's arm.
Thomas: AAAARRRRGH!!! MY FUCKING ARM!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!
Narrator: Thomas drew 21 swords and slashed at Jeff like a berserker. Jeff dodged the assault, although it looked as if he did nothing.
Thomas: HEY!!! Why aren't you cut up and dead?
Jeff: Well...It seems that I dodged your pathetic berserker attack quite easily.
Narrator: Jeff then killed Thomas with a single beam attack.
Jeff: I win. I guess size doesn't matter.
Ref: Thomas has fallen. Next fight is Dark Jeff vs. 50 Cent.
50 Cent: Oh well. Time to break out the rap music.
Dark Jeff: Sounds entertaining.
Narrator: 50 Cent sings his favorite song.....'Magic Stick'. Dark Jeff gets a massive headache and kills 50 Cent with a weak punch.
Dark Jeff: About time you shut the fuck up.
Ref: 50 Cent is down. Next fight is Jeff vs Dark Jeff.
To be continued......
I love cliffhangers. The next episode is going to be serious, so if you want comedy, don't read it. Will I defeat my evil twin or will I fall?
*note* I'm going to use a different format for episode 7.
Tune in next time when "Jeff goes to Delta Omega...part 2"