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Chapter Two: In which I have no Idea what's going on!
"Think you can be any more like Ginny?" Fred, or was it George, asked Ron after everyone stopped screaming.
"Like, I don't know. I just like, got really scared and I guess I just like always like start like talking like this when I like get like that like scared." Ron replied, walking into Hagrid's hut and sat right in the middle of the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU THREE?! Wait, four? What's DRACO doing WITH you?!" Hagrid screamed, which came out extra loud because Lupin, Sirius, Fred, George, and the real Mad-Eye Moody said the same thing. (Mad- Eye just appeared out of a wormhole.)
"We wanted to find trouble so we came here to find you Hagrid, you always tell us things that you shouldn't." Hermione said over a book that she had found and promptly stuck her nose into.
"Blimey Harry! Why don't you come in? You're bound to get a cold standing out there in the middle of the summer!" Hagrid commented, not really knowing what he was saying.
Harry stormed into the hut. "Why does EVERYONE baby ME all of the TIME?! RON is the ONE who SHOULD be BABIED!!! HE is the YOUNGEST!!" Harry screamed, running around the hut like a mad man.
Looking up to Harry, besides, he is the boy who lived, everyone started to dance around like monkeys, except Hermione who was now surrounded by at least ten books, all of which she was reading at the same time.
"LIKO LIKO LIKO! I'M A SQUEEKY GUY! I GOT SQUEAKY PANTS!! COME CHECK OUT MY SQUEAKY PANT'S DANCE!!!!" Lupin shouted as he danced around with a floppy disc taped to his head.
"QUI QUA QUI QUA!!!!! PUNKADI!!!!!! PUNKADI!!!!! PUNKADI!!!! PUNKADI!!!! PUNKADI!!!!! ANT RUTHIE!!! ANT RUTHIE!!!!! THERE'S KETCHUP ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius screamed, jumping around like a crazed lunatic.
"PUNK REAR!! PUNK REAR!!!!!!!! PUNK REAR!!!!!!!!!! PUNK REAR!!!!!" George and Fred shouted together jumping around on their heads.
Everyone was having fun being a lunatic until suddenly, a maggot filled giant eyeball rolled into the room.
Sirius screamed a very high pitched scream. "EWE A GIANT MAGGOT FILLED EYEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted, dancing around on the table.
"Awe, it's just a baby. You're gonna hurt it's feelings." Hagrid defended the eye, hugging it.
Mad-Eye Moody saw the eye, only not very well. Really, it saw him. "Maggie!" He exclaimed, running across the hut and embracing the eyeball, "Maggie I've missed you! You found me!" he added, picking the eye up and putting it in his eye socket. Now he had one really really small black eye and one very very large maggot filled eye.
"EWE!! You actually WEAR that THING?" Malfoy screamed jumping up and down like a baboon.
Suddenly, everyone burst out in song at once. Every one that is, except Hermione who was still trying to read ten books at once.
Amid the song, Fred, George, Lupin, Goyle, Crabbe, Hagrid, Siruis, and Mad- Eye Moody all randomly disappeared at random times. When Ron and Harry and Malfoy stopped singing and found that everyone had left them, they started to cry. Hermione paid no attention because she was reading ten books.
"I'm LEAVING!" Malfoy cried, running outside of the hut. "I feel so ALONE and UNLOVED!"
"MEEEE TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron followed.
Harry looked around and found Hermione. She looked like an angel sitting there reading her books. "Hello Hermione." He commented, looking smug.
She looked up. "Hello Harry, where'd you come from?"
Harry looked around. "I was about to ask you the same question, 'Mione" he said. "I've been here. You just appeared."
"Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "I was sitting here for a long time reading." Hermione argued. "Were not!" Harry argued. "Were to!" Hermione argued back. "Were not!" Harry argued. "Were to!" Hermione argued back.
Will Harry and Hermione ever stop arguing? Will Ron and Malfoy ever stop running around like crazed insane lunatics? Will Snape ever rear his ugly head? Tune in next time!
punketrix
Chapter Two: In which I have no Idea what's going on!
"Think you can be any more like Ginny?" Fred, or was it George, asked Ron after everyone stopped screaming.
"Like, I don't know. I just like, got really scared and I guess I just like always like start like talking like this when I like get like that like scared." Ron replied, walking into Hagrid's hut and sat right in the middle of the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU THREE?! Wait, four? What's DRACO doing WITH you?!" Hagrid screamed, which came out extra loud because Lupin, Sirius, Fred, George, and the real Mad-Eye Moody said the same thing. (Mad- Eye just appeared out of a wormhole.)
"We wanted to find trouble so we came here to find you Hagrid, you always tell us things that you shouldn't." Hermione said over a book that she had found and promptly stuck her nose into.
"Blimey Harry! Why don't you come in? You're bound to get a cold standing out there in the middle of the summer!" Hagrid commented, not really knowing what he was saying.
Harry stormed into the hut. "Why does EVERYONE baby ME all of the TIME?! RON is the ONE who SHOULD be BABIED!!! HE is the YOUNGEST!!" Harry screamed, running around the hut like a mad man.
Looking up to Harry, besides, he is the boy who lived, everyone started to dance around like monkeys, except Hermione who was now surrounded by at least ten books, all of which she was reading at the same time.
"LIKO LIKO LIKO! I'M A SQUEEKY GUY! I GOT SQUEAKY PANTS!! COME CHECK OUT MY SQUEAKY PANT'S DANCE!!!!" Lupin shouted as he danced around with a floppy disc taped to his head.
"QUI QUA QUI QUA!!!!! PUNKADI!!!!!! PUNKADI!!!!! PUNKADI!!!! PUNKADI!!!! PUNKADI!!!!! ANT RUTHIE!!! ANT RUTHIE!!!!! THERE'S KETCHUP ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius screamed, jumping around like a crazed lunatic.
"PUNK REAR!! PUNK REAR!!!!!!!! PUNK REAR!!!!!!!!!! PUNK REAR!!!!!" George and Fred shouted together jumping around on their heads.
Everyone was having fun being a lunatic until suddenly, a maggot filled giant eyeball rolled into the room.
Sirius screamed a very high pitched scream. "EWE A GIANT MAGGOT FILLED EYEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted, dancing around on the table.
"Awe, it's just a baby. You're gonna hurt it's feelings." Hagrid defended the eye, hugging it.
Mad-Eye Moody saw the eye, only not very well. Really, it saw him. "Maggie!" He exclaimed, running across the hut and embracing the eyeball, "Maggie I've missed you! You found me!" he added, picking the eye up and putting it in his eye socket. Now he had one really really small black eye and one very very large maggot filled eye.
"EWE!! You actually WEAR that THING?" Malfoy screamed jumping up and down like a baboon.
Suddenly, everyone burst out in song at once. Every one that is, except Hermione who was still trying to read ten books at once.
Amid the song, Fred, George, Lupin, Goyle, Crabbe, Hagrid, Siruis, and Mad- Eye Moody all randomly disappeared at random times. When Ron and Harry and Malfoy stopped singing and found that everyone had left them, they started to cry. Hermione paid no attention because she was reading ten books.
"I'm LEAVING!" Malfoy cried, running outside of the hut. "I feel so ALONE and UNLOVED!"
"MEEEE TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron followed.
Harry looked around and found Hermione. She looked like an angel sitting there reading her books. "Hello Hermione." He commented, looking smug.
She looked up. "Hello Harry, where'd you come from?"
Harry looked around. "I was about to ask you the same question, 'Mione" he said. "I've been here. You just appeared."
"Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "Did not!" Hermione argued. "Did to!" Harry argued back. "I was sitting here for a long time reading." Hermione argued. "Were not!" Harry argued. "Were to!" Hermione argued back. "Were not!" Harry argued. "Were to!" Hermione argued back.
Will Harry and Hermione ever stop arguing? Will Ron and Malfoy ever stop running around like crazed insane lunatics? Will Snape ever rear his ugly head? Tune in next time!