~Cassandra the Pyro~

Chapter Two: The Two Pyro's and a Fire!!!

Scary Kurama: Courtney owns nothing and never will still HAHAHA!!!

Courtney: **blinks** your such a baka sometimes Kurama **bonks him**

Cassandra: well he deserved that a lot **laughs**

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Cassandra: **holds the matches and the paper and tip toes upstairs to the bedroom Kuwabara is in sleeping**

Hiei: **follows holding the container of Lighter Fluid in his arm** well?

Cassandra: **puts her ear to the door to check if the coast is clear** hmm

Kuwabara: **snores really loud** ZzZzZzZzZzZz

Cassandra: He's asleep Hiei lets go quietly

Hiei: **nods in agreement and walks inside the room with Cassandra**

Cassandra: ok I'll put the paper around his bed while you look around for something valuable to him ok?

Hiei: ok Cassandra **looks around and finds a box full of Brittany Spears CD's** hmm what about these CD's Cassandra?

Cassandra: **looks at them** yea those are great we'll burn them along with the papers and posters he owns of her!

Hiei: **snickers** good idea she's such a whore anyways!

Cassandra: I agree completely Hiei

Hiei: **puts the Cd's spread out all over the ground around his bed along with the posters of her and pictures he found of her**

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~Meanwhile back at Kurama's house he is still fast asleep dreaming of sailor moon holding his sailor moon plushie**

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Cassandra: **dumps some lighter fluid all over the pictures and CD's of her and takes the match** would you like to do the honors?

Hiei: **smirks** yes I would **takes it and lights it** heh heh

Cassandra: **backs to the door**

Hiei: **throws it and runs out with Cassandra back to Kurama's house**

Kuwabara: hey kitty kitty ? What's that smell did you go poopy on the floor again? **sits up**

kitty: **is heard from downstairs** Meow!?

Kuwabara: **wipes eyes seeing Fire** AHHH!!!

Hiei: I think he woke up **smirks**

Cassandra: me to **giggles** lets go home ! **runs**

Hiei: **follows**

Kuwabara: oh my god what do I do ?? **touches the fire** AHH it burns me! Evil fire **jumps over it burning his rear-end** ahh! Help me kitty!

Black and white kitty in window: haha im here to bring you down there* *point to floor**

Kuwabara: your gonna save me?!

B&W Kitty : NO you block head! Im gonna bring you to hell when you die!

Kuwabara: ahhh mommy the kitty is talking to me!!

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~Back at Kurama House~

Cassandra and Hiei: **walk in laughing so hard** he's so stupid!

Kurama: **wakes up walking out** hmm what's going on ?

Hiei: nothing foxy boy **snickers** go back to bed and dream of sailor moon face!

Kurama: oki doki **walks back in and cuddles with Sailor moon Plushie** mmm saily moon ^-^

Cassandra: oh brother anyways how long till he figures his Brittany Spears stuff is burning to?

Hiei: who knows lets watch TV

Cassandra: ok Hiei **sits on the couch with Hiei watching a fighting show**

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How long till Kuwabara figures out the stuff that's burning is his precious Brittany Spears thing's? And what will happen when Kurama wakes up to find they did this to Kuwabara? Find out in Chapter 3: My precious Brittany Spears stuff and the truth..... Please Review!