I remember my first day at Among Us Academy...
My WardLock Dad wanted me to get more knowledgeable (Whateves papa~)
So he was like 'go to school or I'll never love you' and I said 'Jokes on you, I don't think you love me anyway'.
Haha, perhaps I cried myself to sleep that night- I'll never tell.
...I think I just did.
So up to Skeld this little Blue bean went, and that is where I met my very best totally real life-long friends for the first time.
"Man, this pizza is f**king delish! Sorry to dish out such sweet vents!" I could not shut up. I was considering more venting.
"Orange you glad they didn't serve hamburgers today...? Not after last time, when it turned out the imposter chief was using Crewmate meat! And those buns~" The chief was our chef; I always get the spelling confusion. Blusion... Anyway, who was this schmuck? And who said they could sit with us- me and my imaginary totally still real friends at this table before me?
I Blue, was very popular in those day. Muhahaha, ahaha, hahaha ha! UwU.
A green bean and his kid walked up to us and gasped at me swearing so I glared darling daggers at Green and Orange drastically reacted by flailing both arms in the air and opening the mouth upward to an extent.
I got bored half-way through that description- let's see what Senpai wants now.
"Don't swear in front of my f**king kid, unless you wanta get your f**king A$$ kicked, you f**king f**k!" I blinked slowly and my eyes darted toward Little Green. Oh look, a butterfly! Green's hands hovered over the ears of the seemingly zoned out child. It was very small and impressionable. I'll stop talking never.
"Daddy, what's a schmuck?!" Little Green kawaii voice sounded high off helium. Kawaii! I want this Kid, so charming~
And I'm not above kidnapping-
Ok, you got me, I'm kidding (Insert laughter that never happened). Green let out a fake laugh that tells me someone was going to die. No wait, I always think that. We're all losing it on this ship! Aaaaaaaaaah!
Green gathered closer and closer until at a distance in my face where I didn't feel particularly safe. They bunched up the neck of my Blue spacesuit. Things were getting intense and I was having trouble THINKING... Or uh Overthinking? What was I even thinking?! I'm not a mind reader me.
"You're dead now-metaphorically-meet me in electrical!" They let go and walked off in a huff. I glanced at my purple imposter partner and waved.
"Rose, let's go sit somewhere far away from that table~" Purple averted gazes and grinned at the sweet pink bean who's facecheeks were tinted a pretty red coloring... Words!
As they walked off I thought 'Nice~' I was really making friends left and right that day, and none of them were Orange.
"Orange you gonna finish that piz'za hamburger I just put on your tray~" Orange hummed blissfully as he nibbled on my fingers. Yeah, that happened... I slapped my hand back to me. It was my hand, mine!
"I'm shocked that I have to go to electrical now!" I said-coming and going as there I was so pleased to do... Totally legit phrasing.
I was pretty hard to please. Oh look, a penny, I am very pleased. Being pear annoyed, I was also superstitious...
... Okay then bye! I am also very fictitious and not real.
Everyone loved me!
So, I went to electric, and it was as dim and dark as one less braincell. Lights were out but my WardLock parents had prepared me to be 'absolutely disposable' so I wasn't scared. I still asked myself 'What would WardLock papa do, specifically if he had me pear powers at hand' Argh, I'm a pirate.
Blue, I would always sacrifice you for the greater good, but only after stealing your pear powers. You pear annoyed weird doe little schmuck~ Now have a great night, and don't ask me to read you anymore bedtime stories for a while.
Man, that guy was cool.
The doors shut behind me, mostly because I wanted them to. Me, no one else, not even Purple... Though Green was the one who vented in. His child was not with him, but he had crabs now. That was ten times cooler in my book. His crab was adorable, but it was many crabs though. Nice~
"Quit sighin' with relief, if I could kill you I could~" Green chuckled and did perfect wires in the dark. Green was my hero. Yep.
My first day was going great so far. I watched and studied Green like a totally normal, sane Crewmate. But I wasn't a totally normal, sane Crewmate, I was Le Imposter-muhaha muhahaha ah. I stand there like a menace while Green did everything I probably never could or would or wanted for that matter (Tasks!)
"Please do your tasks Blue, I'm too nonchalant to fight with you, and that kid was my nephew-he's back on Earth with his family now." Green overly explained like I would somehow care more. I shrugged but found it totally awesome and felt safer somehow.
"Well that tanks, I thought he was dead!" What was I saying?! It was a joke, but I also forgot I was not funny. Big oof!
Green turned slowly and looked at me. He was about to say something when he started to cough up blood again when Purple vented in and stabbed him in front of me. Wait what?! I gotta go so...
"Please do your tasks-for real? Shut up man!" Purple was cleaning his knife with me sporting handkerchief. I was the best imposter!
This episode of 'Among Us Academy: A Hidden Fanfic' is sponsored by Pear Powers, Pear Annoy-ah, and Weir Does...
Wait, there's more?!
On the next episode of 'Totally Legit Academy Life':
I was like 'Ah Purple, he was my friend no!' and Purple bunched up a fistful of my Blue spacesuit and says 'Comm make-out with me in the Comm's Room til I cum!'
Then, I said 'Awesome, now I'm not sad anymore!' And I think I zoned out, but I could just be bored. Also, I think Orange hand feed me a burger made of Crewmate meat. The end.
That's the happiest of ends, and it totally happened the way I wanted it to. Maybe I should've just said Comm instead of cum...
Whelp, that's my life- best imposter!