It's a Machine Controlled World After All

by Smart1Hermione

To fulfill the prophecy, Neo and the crew of the Nebuchanezzar must go to disneyland... oh the hilarity!

2. Two

It's a Machine Controlled World After All

          As Neo walked to the telephone booth, he contemplated what had just been said to him.

          "Disneyland? I wonder if that stupid mouse is still there, what was his name? Hickey? Yea, Hickey the Mouse…"

          Ring Ring…

          Zoom.

"Neo, what did the oracle say?" asked Morpheous, standing over him.

          "She, I mean, the oracle said I have to experience 4 things in order to fight the machines. I have to feel hate, love, despair, and, um, joy. I have felt all of them, except for joy."           "You mean you have to be happy?" asked Link, abandoning his encryption board. "just swallow some Prozac, and you'll be as happy as a clam. If clams were happy. I wouldn't know. All sea life was destroyed 27 years before I was born. Were clams happy?"

                "So, what will make you joyful?" asked Niobe.

          "Disneyland."

          "You mean Dickey Mouse?" asked Trinity.

          "I thought it was Hickey"

          "Never mind"

          "That's it crew, our mission is… Disneyland"