XMen Evolution: The Pirated Version

by Link and Luigi

Join Captain Xavier, his wench Storm, First Mate Scott and the rest of his crew on this series rewrite as they as they struggle to voyage across the seas while fighting for mutant pirate equality!

4. Mutant Crush

Episode 4

Mutant Crush

Due to the fact that no one likes this episode when it's not pirated, we're not even going to bother writing it because frankly, we despise it as well.  Plus, you're all in anticipation of 'Speed and Spyke' so that will make doing THIS episode that much less enjoyable.  So mainly, a son of a biscuit dog named Scurvy Fred Dukes, or 'Blob', comes to town, creates a ruckus and then Captain Mystique wants him to join The Brotherhood.  Meanwhile, Lass Rogue is having some difficult times since she keeps meeting up with the X-Men and doesn't know which way is up!