Juggernaut vs Juggernaut

by The Anonymous Enigma

It's good to be back. Between moving, getting settled in a new High School, catching up all my work, I had no time to write this. I hope this is good, if it isn't, I'm very sorry. If you've never read my stuff, you should. I fixed Chapter 3

7. 6 The King Of The Wolrld

Jericho was sitting in a hospital bed, looking at the WWE Website. He looked at one of the commentaries, and read the Title:

"Hogan gets 1 point in Jericho tournament."

Jericho clicked "X" on the WWE.com web page, pissed off. He hated this tournament crap, but it was getting to be good publicity. He pulled up a WordPad document, and read his plan for what he hoped would work for becoming the Undisputed Champion-

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Anonymous and Enigma must be in a No-DQ math, because that way there will have to be a winner and loser. I, Jericho, the drag queen- I mean King of the World, will bribe Vince into making it a Triple-Threat match right before the match secretly, making me a valid opponent. Then, when the Juggernauts are half-dead if they can even get that bad, I run out and pin one of them, thus firing both Juggernauts and yet again becoming the Undisputed Champion.

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Jericho smiled to himself, commending himself on coming up with such a great plan, which wasn't that great at all. He flipped the laptop closed, and saw Anonymous standing at the foot of his bed. Anonymous raised his pistol, and fired. It was a blank, but the sound made Jericho give a scream like Tim Curry in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and fainted.

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Jericho thought he opened his eyes, but he still only saw black. He thought he was in a coffin, because he could move fairly well, except he wasn't able to stand up more than halfway. Then he saw lights through some cracks around him, and he realized he was nailed up in a big crate. It was about 4 feet by 4 feet by 4 feet, but that was it. Then Jericho heard the sound of rushing water and machinery.

He was confused, but couldn't do anything. He was afraid of what was going to happen, but all he could do was bang on the sides of the crate and hope they just let him go without hurting him.

Then whatever vehicle Jericho was on stopped.

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Anonymous grabbed the crate with Jericho inside, and lifted it up effortlessly. He walked over to a forklift, and put the crate down on the metal forks.

"Why do you get to do it?" Enigma asked.

"Because it was my idea, it's my turn, and I'm older." Anonymous replied, sitting in the seat of the forklift.

"We're twins." Enigma corrected.

"I was born first." Anonymous said, and turned on the engine of the forklift.

"You sure?" Now Enigma was confused.

Anonymous thought for a second. "No. Which one of us is older anyway?"

"I don't know either." They both paused a second to think.

"Oh well." Anonymous ended the argument, and drove the forklift forward, and stopped at the edge.

They were at a huge sewage facility. Workers were watching the 2 juggernauts, and the cameramen began to tape what was happening. Jericho peered through a crack in the box, and thought he saw a piece of crap float by in brownish-greenish liquid. That, combined with the terrible stench, made Jericho know what was happening.

Anonymous raised the forks of the crate, and got out of the forklift, and went around to the side. He placed one hand on the back of the crate, and shoved it into the raw sewage. I think you know the aftermath.

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Tournament standings so far:

Hogan: 1

Enigma: 1

Anonymous: 2 (3 if you count his flying lesson in the HHH fic)

And about 10 points out there to whoever even conceives of the idea of torturing Jericho in a fanfic. You guys win.