A/N: Ok, this is actually the story now. Gil was still. umm...'happy' and 'PEZed' when we did that. That was the False Prologue. This is the True Prologue.

True Prologue

Satan sat at a desk in a business like suit in a Lazy Boy. It was very strange to have a desk inside a lazyboy. but He was Satan, he could do what he wanted. Lucky dog.

The line in front of me was large. I, Gil Helbert, couldn't stand waiting for another year, so I cut. I cut right in front of this Hitler guy. He rambled off some creative German, I rambled some back. Hell really was full of Goodie-goods. I could've done ten times worse then those people. In fact, I already had, and I was proud.

"Next!" Satan said that in the voice of a little girl.

"I, Gil Helbert, The must evil of all hell, am here!" I said humbly. I could see the extent of Hell behind him. It was fairly small. One of two people walked around, only to fall into a pitch or get "fired." I laughed. I would rule Hell, then I too would get a lazy boy! Bwahahaha!

"Um.. yeah. Go over there with that guy, Armageddon Lord." He said, pointing to the only tree in hell, when AL was tied up.

"Armi-kun!" I yelled to Armi, running over and hugging him. In hell, we were to same height. Steroids wore off.

"Arm Arm!" he yelled, in a way similar of Pikachu, who was also here in Hell.

"We shall take over Hell and be the most evil people ever! Bwahahaha!" I stated.

"WHAT?!?" boomed the squeaky voice of Satan.

"I am more evil then you. Although the high octaves of your voice do make you formidable, I shall rule Hell. And In hell, I can say hell all I want, And the Author won't bap me! Bwahahaha! Ah, Yeah, and your name sounds like 'Saint Ann!'"

"That's it. I'm calling Gab." The high pitched voice of Satan said as he picked up a pink flowery phone. "Yeah, Gab, baby, we got a problem. I'd like to call for a meeting. No, not in Heaven. Yes, Obli is fine. K, Hun, meetcha there." He then made a kissing noise.

In "Obli" there was nothing. Just a pretty girl siting at a table drinking tea. She patted the seat next to her and motioned for the Ruler of Hell.

"Hey Gab-baby. This is Gil Helbert and Armageddon Lord. They are plotting to over take hell, and well.. You know Gabby, we wouldn't be able to see each other."

Gab gasped in a low voice. "My Goodness! That would be simply horrible! God would not approve. As his representative, I feel I must prevent such a catastrophe. So what should we do?"

"Reincarnation?"

"That may work."

I couldn't stand them talking about Armi-kun and I like that so I spoke up. "What the fu-"

The Author herself then descended into Obli and Put me into a strangle hold. "Now you be a good evil maniac and don't curse!"

"O-o-okay!" I coughed out.

"Good. Continue!" she said and ascended back to her spinny chair to inflict more randomness to FF.net.

"Ok, What the fruit basket is up with your voices?" I asked.

They both blushed. Gabe spoke up in her manly voice. "You see.. We umm.. have rules in the Afterlife.. and well.. when two fall in love and.. well.. This is a PG rated fic."

I blinked.

"You switch voices if you kiss." Stated Satan.

They when back to discussing my fate, as Armi-kun gnawed at our chains. I thought for a moment. If Armi-kun when to Hell... and he's a robot, where did all my employees go?

"Fine." The two agreed.

"What?" I asked, I wasn't listening.

"We're going to Heaven to make the final arrangements on your reincarnation. We have to split you in two, and reincarnate the not so evil side of you. Can't reincarnate the whole thing. Too evil." Said Satan.

"In two?"

"Yes."

TBC!

Gil will be already reincarnated in the next issue. That's when the story begins. REALLY begins. And Saburo will eventually show up.