A/N: Bwahahaha! Isabel is a softy. I didn't have school today, so I
continued. I may get another chapter up later on on Sunday.
Last Prologue/ Chapter 1:Fin.
Last Prologue
----(Gil POV)---- I finally escaped the Heaven Petting Zoo were I was forced to serve my sentence for eternity. They say hell is full of demons.
It's been 15 years since those two idiots reincarnated half of me. I spent a year or so with them as they sorted out problems in their relationship. "Me, those two are angsty." I stated over my breath. Yep, over. I'm special. I received evil looks from both God and Aree. Never imply yourself as god in Heaven.
I managed to get past the guards at the pearly gate. After stealing the silver lining of the nearest cloud, I stood at the edge of Heaven and looked down. That was a long drop. Oh well, I thought. I jumped.
Chapter 1: Fin ----(Gab's POV)----
I went to go check up on the half entity, Gil. He'd tried to steal Hell from my Satie-poo! How mean. I glanced down at the bundle of joy in my arms and smiled. So pink and soft. So little. So many fragmented sentences. A gift from God. Yep. God sent Satie-poo a nice new pair of socks! After smiling at the thought of my Satan's small feet I heard the sirens.
"What? Who the hell'd want to escape HEAVEN?!?" asked Ezikiel.
"Maybe it's a false alarm!" suggested Saint Peter.
"Maybe someone's pants caught on fire and they were destroyed in a blaze of humility!" said my older sister Seraphim.
"Maybe someone wanted to go skydiving!" thought Timmy, the supposed littlest angel. I accidentally stepped on the real littlest angel.
I ran over to Satan-kun, who was visiting. His face was grim.
----(Gill's POV)----
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH.HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.thud.
----(Satan's POV)----
I realized it was grave. It was sitting there, cold and gray. It loomed from the mists of the earth below. Yep. A grave, alright.
As for the situation, it was pretty bad. Gil had escaped, and although he probably couldn't fuse with his reincarnation, there was always that possibility.
"SATI-POOOOOOOO!!! Satie-poo, what's going on?" asked the manly-voiced angel.
"Gil escaped. There's a cloud without a silver lining. Pearly Gates are down until a criminal analysis can be performed. Oh yeah, and Armageddon Lord escaped into hell a few minutes ago and caused Hell to freeze over somehow. So basically.. We got to let all the dead people in Limbo. And you KNOW what that means." I answered her.
"No, No. No, it can't be."
"That's right. all the cabins will fill up. I'm sorry, Baby. We can't go on vacation next month."
Gab was angry, as could be seen in her red eyes and the flames surrounding her. Well, I think she was mad. It could have been gas. "THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!!!" she shouted and picked up an evil looking dusty phone. "Listen. We got a problem. Yes. I'll positive. Thirty mill? You got it. Ok. Yes, I'm sure you'll like this. Yes. Ok. Bye!"
"You didn't."
"I did."
"Crap."
----(Gil's POV)----
"CRAP!" I yelled. "What did I land in?" I asked myself. It was squishy. And warm. A slight odor filled my nose.
"Crap! It's crap!" I yelled. Then I sensed something. A tingling sensation. Mosquitoes. That was why I hated earth. But no. I was a spirit. My reincarnation was close. Just then, a teenage boy walked over to me and stared.
"Hahaheheha!" he laughed. "You're covered in crap!" he laughed again until I used what was at my resources to stop the laughing child. I throw the brown stuff at him. I glanced at the name on his vest.
"Fin"
==== A/N! Bwahahaha! Cliffies! I know it's not that funny. But this was important. Who did Gab call? What of this Vacation? Will the demons of hell freeze to death? Will there be a snowball fight? Who is Fin? And most importantly, why did God give Satan socks? Tune in next time to have one or two of these questions answered, only to be replaced with more questions!
Last Prologue/ Chapter 1:Fin.
Last Prologue
----(Gil POV)---- I finally escaped the Heaven Petting Zoo were I was forced to serve my sentence for eternity. They say hell is full of demons.
It's been 15 years since those two idiots reincarnated half of me. I spent a year or so with them as they sorted out problems in their relationship. "Me, those two are angsty." I stated over my breath. Yep, over. I'm special. I received evil looks from both God and Aree. Never imply yourself as god in Heaven.
I managed to get past the guards at the pearly gate. After stealing the silver lining of the nearest cloud, I stood at the edge of Heaven and looked down. That was a long drop. Oh well, I thought. I jumped.
Chapter 1: Fin ----(Gab's POV)----
I went to go check up on the half entity, Gil. He'd tried to steal Hell from my Satie-poo! How mean. I glanced down at the bundle of joy in my arms and smiled. So pink and soft. So little. So many fragmented sentences. A gift from God. Yep. God sent Satie-poo a nice new pair of socks! After smiling at the thought of my Satan's small feet I heard the sirens.
"What? Who the hell'd want to escape HEAVEN?!?" asked Ezikiel.
"Maybe it's a false alarm!" suggested Saint Peter.
"Maybe someone's pants caught on fire and they were destroyed in a blaze of humility!" said my older sister Seraphim.
"Maybe someone wanted to go skydiving!" thought Timmy, the supposed littlest angel. I accidentally stepped on the real littlest angel.
I ran over to Satan-kun, who was visiting. His face was grim.
----(Gill's POV)----
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH.HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.thud.
----(Satan's POV)----
I realized it was grave. It was sitting there, cold and gray. It loomed from the mists of the earth below. Yep. A grave, alright.
As for the situation, it was pretty bad. Gil had escaped, and although he probably couldn't fuse with his reincarnation, there was always that possibility.
"SATI-POOOOOOOO!!! Satie-poo, what's going on?" asked the manly-voiced angel.
"Gil escaped. There's a cloud without a silver lining. Pearly Gates are down until a criminal analysis can be performed. Oh yeah, and Armageddon Lord escaped into hell a few minutes ago and caused Hell to freeze over somehow. So basically.. We got to let all the dead people in Limbo. And you KNOW what that means." I answered her.
"No, No. No, it can't be."
"That's right. all the cabins will fill up. I'm sorry, Baby. We can't go on vacation next month."
Gab was angry, as could be seen in her red eyes and the flames surrounding her. Well, I think she was mad. It could have been gas. "THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!!!" she shouted and picked up an evil looking dusty phone. "Listen. We got a problem. Yes. I'll positive. Thirty mill? You got it. Ok. Yes, I'm sure you'll like this. Yes. Ok. Bye!"
"You didn't."
"I did."
"Crap."
----(Gil's POV)----
"CRAP!" I yelled. "What did I land in?" I asked myself. It was squishy. And warm. A slight odor filled my nose.
"Crap! It's crap!" I yelled. Then I sensed something. A tingling sensation. Mosquitoes. That was why I hated earth. But no. I was a spirit. My reincarnation was close. Just then, a teenage boy walked over to me and stared.
"Hahaheheha!" he laughed. "You're covered in crap!" he laughed again until I used what was at my resources to stop the laughing child. I throw the brown stuff at him. I glanced at the name on his vest.
"Fin"
==== A/N! Bwahahaha! Cliffies! I know it's not that funny. But this was important. Who did Gab call? What of this Vacation? Will the demons of hell freeze to death? Will there be a snowball fight? Who is Fin? And most importantly, why did God give Satan socks? Tune in next time to have one or two of these questions answered, only to be replaced with more questions!