Dis-thing: Trigun is not mine... yet. Nor is Dukin' Donuts.
Chapter 3: Discussing Death over Donuts
Angel poked her eyes open slowly. The first thing she heard was a sigh. It was Teri. "You're really lucky he wasn't Vash the Stampede. You shouldn't have done that. The shoulder wound is pretty bad. Be glad Alex is paying for your hospital bills. If I had to pay I would leave you to di-"
"Alex?" Asked Angel.
"Yeah. You know the Vash impostor. He looks about 13. He's paying for your bill. It's called 'guilt' I think."
"Ah. Were is he?"
A sweatdrop appeared on Teri's face. "Eating... Donu-"
"DONUTS!" Angel popped out of bed. "Where? Where's the donuts!?" And as if to reply to her question, a blonde boy walked into the room- his face happily stuffed. "Donuts?" asked Angel, begging.
"Your up?" he asked in a somewhat scared sounding voice. He was blonde with grayish blue eyes. If Angel knew what young Knives Millions looked like, she would have noticed the scary resemblance. (A/N: Yes, he looks like Knives. His eyes are Meryl's color and he has Vash's hair color, but his haircut makes him the spiting image of Knives) "I thought you'd be out for a month."
"Where's the donuts?" she repeated.
"The Donuts? I ate them.." he answered.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME ANY?"
"I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE UP!" he yelled.
The two fought for several minutes over the eaten donuts, as Teri watched, thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked at her own box next to her. "Hate to interrupt- but look what I found!" She spoke up, waving the heavenly holed cake. Their eyes widened as their mouths watered. Alex began to run toward Teri until Angel bashed him over the head and jumped ahead of him. Alex tripped Angel and Angel kicked Alex and soon- a battle occurred. Teri watched the two and smirked. Just as they began to pull out their firearms, Teri promptly gulped down the holy morsel. (A/n: ^^ Punny, isn't it? Bwahaha!) The two donut-loving idiots' jaws dropped. "Sheesh.. I have three whole boxes!"
The eleven year old and the two older looking kids sat on a couch eating their boxes of Dunkin' Donuts. Teri was to first to speak up though the munching. "Hey- Alex, why were you pretending to be Vash the Stampede?"
Alex's face darkened as he began to speak. "I've been on my own since I was really little. These bandits' set my house on fire and kidnapped my twin sister and I. I stold a silver gun and got from them and got away- my sister wasn't so lucky. I've been running from them my whole life. Wherever I run to, they follow, and they don't care who gets in the way, they'll kill them. But if I say I'm Vash, people don't get in the way- and then people don't die. I managed to get them to lose my trails a few towns back, but I still pretend to be him- just in case."
Angel looked at him. 'Wow.. He has it ruff' she thought. But then she spoke up. "If you didn't want anyone hurt, Why did you shoot me?"
"I have to be convincing. I'm really sorry about that. I didn't want to hurt you."
Teri's turn to ask questions. "If you stold a silver gun from the bandits, why didn't you use that instead of the derringers?"
"No ammo," he said, showing them the gun. "And the bandits aren't the only ones that I have to worry about. I ran into this guy named Millions Knives once. Dangit, he was so fast, and skilled. He was better then the stories of the Humanoid Typhoon. He said he was going to take his revenge on me. Then he said something about eliminating spiders and saving the butterflies. He attached a black gun just like this one to his arm. It incinerated the whole town I was in, killing everyone. But I can't figure out how I survived. Knives is bad." Teri looked at him. She'd heard the name Million Knives before, but what was she was supposed to remember? Gunshots and screams interrupted her thoughts. "The Bandits. Dangit."
A/N: Bwa! Chapter 3 is finished. To tell the truth I didn't know how I would do this. ^^;; I didn't want to do this chapter because A) It was originally going to be very boring and B) It was originally going to be very short. I added the donut fight to fix this. Teri was originally bring out a bunch of donut boxes but this is better. Thank you my reviewers! ::huggles them:: And Thank you so much, miki16! I'm on someone's favorites and that made me so happy! Anyway, Because I get very hyper when my favorite stories are never updated, I updated! I also wrote another chapter, but that doesn't mean a quick update. It's not the next chapter. Anywho, enough of this pointless rambling! Read and Review you silly people!! Even if you don't like it. Flames are allowed- I can ignore rude people!
And I know the grammar is off on the first chapters. ::pokes them:: I'll eventually fix it. R&R!
Chapter 3: Discussing Death over Donuts
Angel poked her eyes open slowly. The first thing she heard was a sigh. It was Teri. "You're really lucky he wasn't Vash the Stampede. You shouldn't have done that. The shoulder wound is pretty bad. Be glad Alex is paying for your hospital bills. If I had to pay I would leave you to di-"
"Alex?" Asked Angel.
"Yeah. You know the Vash impostor. He looks about 13. He's paying for your bill. It's called 'guilt' I think."
"Ah. Were is he?"
A sweatdrop appeared on Teri's face. "Eating... Donu-"
"DONUTS!" Angel popped out of bed. "Where? Where's the donuts!?" And as if to reply to her question, a blonde boy walked into the room- his face happily stuffed. "Donuts?" asked Angel, begging.
"Your up?" he asked in a somewhat scared sounding voice. He was blonde with grayish blue eyes. If Angel knew what young Knives Millions looked like, she would have noticed the scary resemblance. (A/N: Yes, he looks like Knives. His eyes are Meryl's color and he has Vash's hair color, but his haircut makes him the spiting image of Knives) "I thought you'd be out for a month."
"Where's the donuts?" she repeated.
"The Donuts? I ate them.." he answered.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME ANY?"
"I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE UP!" he yelled.
The two fought for several minutes over the eaten donuts, as Teri watched, thoroughly enjoying herself. She looked at her own box next to her. "Hate to interrupt- but look what I found!" She spoke up, waving the heavenly holed cake. Their eyes widened as their mouths watered. Alex began to run toward Teri until Angel bashed him over the head and jumped ahead of him. Alex tripped Angel and Angel kicked Alex and soon- a battle occurred. Teri watched the two and smirked. Just as they began to pull out their firearms, Teri promptly gulped down the holy morsel. (A/n: ^^ Punny, isn't it? Bwahaha!) The two donut-loving idiots' jaws dropped. "Sheesh.. I have three whole boxes!"
The eleven year old and the two older looking kids sat on a couch eating their boxes of Dunkin' Donuts. Teri was to first to speak up though the munching. "Hey- Alex, why were you pretending to be Vash the Stampede?"
Alex's face darkened as he began to speak. "I've been on my own since I was really little. These bandits' set my house on fire and kidnapped my twin sister and I. I stold a silver gun and got from them and got away- my sister wasn't so lucky. I've been running from them my whole life. Wherever I run to, they follow, and they don't care who gets in the way, they'll kill them. But if I say I'm Vash, people don't get in the way- and then people don't die. I managed to get them to lose my trails a few towns back, but I still pretend to be him- just in case."
Angel looked at him. 'Wow.. He has it ruff' she thought. But then she spoke up. "If you didn't want anyone hurt, Why did you shoot me?"
"I have to be convincing. I'm really sorry about that. I didn't want to hurt you."
Teri's turn to ask questions. "If you stold a silver gun from the bandits, why didn't you use that instead of the derringers?"
"No ammo," he said, showing them the gun. "And the bandits aren't the only ones that I have to worry about. I ran into this guy named Millions Knives once. Dangit, he was so fast, and skilled. He was better then the stories of the Humanoid Typhoon. He said he was going to take his revenge on me. Then he said something about eliminating spiders and saving the butterflies. He attached a black gun just like this one to his arm. It incinerated the whole town I was in, killing everyone. But I can't figure out how I survived. Knives is bad." Teri looked at him. She'd heard the name Million Knives before, but what was she was supposed to remember? Gunshots and screams interrupted her thoughts. "The Bandits. Dangit."
A/N: Bwa! Chapter 3 is finished. To tell the truth I didn't know how I would do this. ^^;; I didn't want to do this chapter because A) It was originally going to be very boring and B) It was originally going to be very short. I added the donut fight to fix this. Teri was originally bring out a bunch of donut boxes but this is better. Thank you my reviewers! ::huggles them:: And Thank you so much, miki16! I'm on someone's favorites and that made me so happy! Anyway, Because I get very hyper when my favorite stories are never updated, I updated! I also wrote another chapter, but that doesn't mean a quick update. It's not the next chapter. Anywho, enough of this pointless rambling! Read and Review you silly people!! Even if you don't like it. Flames are allowed- I can ignore rude people!
And I know the grammar is off on the first chapters. ::pokes them:: I'll eventually fix it. R&R!