Alucard's Familiar: "Hi I'm Alucard's Familiar, and this is a stupid story I thought of on the fly. It's a really dumb Hellsing/Pokemon crossover. Please don't shoot me! It actually isn't so bad. Oh, and I don't own Hellsing or Pokemon. *Bawls*
Life Bond
Prologue
Integra Wingates Hellsing sat at her desk completely bored. For the first time in what seemed like ages, she had free time, problem was, and she had nothing to do. She had sent Alucard out on a mission with Seras accompanying him, Walter was out on an errand, and she rather not associate with her men.
"I cannot believe I have nothing to do," Integra said flatly as she leaned back in her chair and stretched, "Wish something interesting would happen." If fate hadn't already been playing games, someone jumped in and turned it upside-down, and a portal opened up in the middle of Integra's office.
"Hello?" Integra looked at it for a minute, contemplating whether it was one of Alucard's tricks he had been trying to make her fall for. On closer inspection, she found that this wasn't one of Alucard's tricks at all. This portal was opened up to a forest so green Integra thought she was in a dream.
She finally stood up from her desk and walked over to the portal and looked at it. She experimentally pinched her arm to see if she was dreaming. It hurt and she quickly stopped.
Integra turned her attention back to the portal and hesitantly let her hand pass through it. She watched her suit jacket and shirt turn into a light blue long sleeve turtleneck shirt. She pulled her hand out to see if the clothes would change back, but they didn't.
"Interesting," Integra muttered as she let her hand pass through the portal again, this time not so hesitantly. Her pants changed to jeans and her shoes changed to hiking boots.
She pulled her hand out again and inspected herself with curiosity. This was weird. She then turned back to the portal and inhaled, "Well, if things turn out badly, I chose it." She wanted something different, so she took it. She let herself pass through the portal and she landed on her rear. She looked around the brightly colored forest in wonder, where was she?
Movement from behind her reached her ears and she whipped around to find something she never thought would exist. A giant purple flower with red petals and feet looked down at her with beady black eyes.
"What in the world," Integra whispered.
Obviously the purple thing didn't like her there, because it bent its head forward and sprayed out a purplish powder right in Integra's face. She coughed after she realized she had inhaled some of it and felt a sickening feeling wash over her, as well as a headache.
Then the purple flower thing attacked her physically and knocked her into a rock. Integra lay there with blurry vision as she watched the purple thing walk away, as if it were satisfied with just knocking her for a loop.
Is this how it's meant to end? Integra asked herself as her vision darkened, in a completely different place, alone in a forest? She smiled, it seemed fitting.
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"Hey, you gotta wake up now," said a male voice.
Integra's eyes fluttered open and she sat up in surprise, then regretted it as a wave of nausea washed over her. She held her head for a minute before looking up at the man with blurry vision. She searched for her glasses and found them in her other hand and put the on. "Where am I?"
"You're in my lab," said the burly man. "I found you knocked out in the woods. It looks like you had taken a hit from some poison powder, but not enough to kill you."
"Is that what that stuff was?" Integra asked as she rubbed her aching head.
"Yes, that Vileplume really had it in for you," the man said. "Maybe I should introduce myself, my name is Professor Birch, I study pokemon."
"Poke-what?" Integra was getting confused.
"Pokemon," Birch said, "the creature that live around here."
"That's what I've been meaning to ask you, where is here?" Integra asked.
"You're in Hoenn," Birch answered.
"I have no idea where that is," Integra said as she pulled the blankets off of her.
"I'm from England."
"And I don't know where that is," Birch said.
Great, so I'm in a different dimension with weird little creatures that are trying to kill me, Integra thought to herself. Well, isn't any different from home. "So what are these pokemon things?"
"They're not things Missy," Birch said. "Here, let me show you." He walked out of the room and into another room filled with mechanical stuff. He walked over to a table and picked up an unusual looking ball. It opened and a flash of white light made Integra shut her eyes for a minute. When she opened them again, a green gecko like creature looked back at her.
"Treeko," it said.
"It's called a Treeko, a beginner's pokemon," Birch said. "Go ahead and say hello."
Integra couldn't help but smile at the little pokemon. It was amazingly cute and she found something calming about its sedate yellow eyes. She knelt down in front of it and offered it her hand. It sniffed it curiously, and then placed its hand-like paw on top of hers, as if to accept friendship.
"It seems to like you," Birch said.
"It is cute," Integra said as the pokemon made itself comfortable in her lap.
"Would you like to keep it?" Birch asked.
"How come you're asking me that?" Integra was getting a little suspicious.
"Its trainer failed to come and pick it up," Birch said. "It's willing to learn and has already taught itself a few advanced attacks. It may be a bit of a handful for a normal trainer."
"But I don't know anything about pokemon, or what they do," Integra said as she stood, the Treeko in her arms.
"This will help you," Birch said as he handed her a device. "It's called a pokedex, it's like a digital encyclopedia, and it records all of the pokemon you've seen and caught. It also gives a brief description of each. The more you see, the more information you get."
"Interesting," Integra said as she opened it a pulled up Treeko's information.
"Treeko, the gecko pokemon. This grass type pokemon has a cool, calm, and collected nature. It will never back down from a fight. If another pokemon were to glare at it, Treeko would glare right back at it without conceding an inch of ground."
A lot of good that does, Integra thought, I could decipher that by looking at it. How much good will this little toy be if I can figure out more than it can?
"If you do decide to go on a journey with your pokemon, you'll need camping a traveling gear. I can loan you some of my if you'd like." Birch offered. "Also, you'll be needing this," he handed her another little device.
"Oh goody, more mechanical toys," Integra mumbled as she looked at the device. It was egg shaped and about the size of her palm.
"That is called a PokeNave," Birch said. "It has a built-in map and records trainer data after you battle them."
"This could come in handy," Integra said.
"Well, what do you say?" Birch asked.
Integra thought for a minute and the Treeko looked up at her hopefully.
"All right, as long as Treeko's with me," Integra said.
"All righty then, let's get you ready to go, you can leave tomorrow morning," Birch said.
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Integra walked down the dirt road with her head down. She was thinking of all the things Birch had told her, no matter how strange they seemed, she knew she had to remember them.
"Hey, are you a trainer?" Asked a small boy, about around the age of 7 years.
"Yes," Integra said as she looked at him.
"Then lets have a battle," he said as he threw out a pokemon, "I choose you, Donphan!"
Integra pulled out the pokedex and it looked up Donphan.
"Donphan, the rock type pokemon. This pokemon is known for its hard skin and strong attacks. Be watchful if a Donphan uses its Rollout attack, it can be deadly."
Integra flicked the pokeball out from her belt, "Go Treeko!"
"This'll be a snap," the kid said. "Go Donphan, Rollout attack."
"Dodge it," Integra said calmly.
Treeko acted immediately and dodge the oncoming attack.
Rock and ground pokemon have a weakness against grass type pokemon. Birch's information flooded her mind. "All right Treeko, Razor Leaf attack," Integra said.
Treeko turned in midair and launched a Razor Leaf attack on the rock type pokemon. It sent the Donphan into a tree, knocking it out.
"Well that wasn't so hard," Integra said as she watched the boy run off to attend his pokemon.
"Treeko," her pokemon said as it walked up to her with a grin on its face.
"Nice job Treeko," movement out of the corner of her eyes caught her attention and she turned to see a red pokemon come out from the bushes. "Treeko, Tackle Attack!"
Treeko turned and attacked the pokemon quickly. It was knocked into a tree and quickly stunned from the unexpected attack. Integra threw an empty pokeball at it and smiled when her capture was complete.
"Nice job Treeko," Integra said as the pokemon happily jumped into her arms. She walked over to the pokeball and picked it up. "Guess I better get used to this."
**
Alucard's Familiar: "Well, what did you think? Stupid, interesting, it needs to burn, what? Please Review, flames are accepted!"
Life Bond
Prologue
Integra Wingates Hellsing sat at her desk completely bored. For the first time in what seemed like ages, she had free time, problem was, and she had nothing to do. She had sent Alucard out on a mission with Seras accompanying him, Walter was out on an errand, and she rather not associate with her men.
"I cannot believe I have nothing to do," Integra said flatly as she leaned back in her chair and stretched, "Wish something interesting would happen." If fate hadn't already been playing games, someone jumped in and turned it upside-down, and a portal opened up in the middle of Integra's office.
"Hello?" Integra looked at it for a minute, contemplating whether it was one of Alucard's tricks he had been trying to make her fall for. On closer inspection, she found that this wasn't one of Alucard's tricks at all. This portal was opened up to a forest so green Integra thought she was in a dream.
She finally stood up from her desk and walked over to the portal and looked at it. She experimentally pinched her arm to see if she was dreaming. It hurt and she quickly stopped.
Integra turned her attention back to the portal and hesitantly let her hand pass through it. She watched her suit jacket and shirt turn into a light blue long sleeve turtleneck shirt. She pulled her hand out to see if the clothes would change back, but they didn't.
"Interesting," Integra muttered as she let her hand pass through the portal again, this time not so hesitantly. Her pants changed to jeans and her shoes changed to hiking boots.
She pulled her hand out again and inspected herself with curiosity. This was weird. She then turned back to the portal and inhaled, "Well, if things turn out badly, I chose it." She wanted something different, so she took it. She let herself pass through the portal and she landed on her rear. She looked around the brightly colored forest in wonder, where was she?
Movement from behind her reached her ears and she whipped around to find something she never thought would exist. A giant purple flower with red petals and feet looked down at her with beady black eyes.
"What in the world," Integra whispered.
Obviously the purple thing didn't like her there, because it bent its head forward and sprayed out a purplish powder right in Integra's face. She coughed after she realized she had inhaled some of it and felt a sickening feeling wash over her, as well as a headache.
Then the purple flower thing attacked her physically and knocked her into a rock. Integra lay there with blurry vision as she watched the purple thing walk away, as if it were satisfied with just knocking her for a loop.
Is this how it's meant to end? Integra asked herself as her vision darkened, in a completely different place, alone in a forest? She smiled, it seemed fitting.
************************************
"Hey, you gotta wake up now," said a male voice.
Integra's eyes fluttered open and she sat up in surprise, then regretted it as a wave of nausea washed over her. She held her head for a minute before looking up at the man with blurry vision. She searched for her glasses and found them in her other hand and put the on. "Where am I?"
"You're in my lab," said the burly man. "I found you knocked out in the woods. It looks like you had taken a hit from some poison powder, but not enough to kill you."
"Is that what that stuff was?" Integra asked as she rubbed her aching head.
"Yes, that Vileplume really had it in for you," the man said. "Maybe I should introduce myself, my name is Professor Birch, I study pokemon."
"Poke-what?" Integra was getting confused.
"Pokemon," Birch said, "the creature that live around here."
"That's what I've been meaning to ask you, where is here?" Integra asked.
"You're in Hoenn," Birch answered.
"I have no idea where that is," Integra said as she pulled the blankets off of her.
"I'm from England."
"And I don't know where that is," Birch said.
Great, so I'm in a different dimension with weird little creatures that are trying to kill me, Integra thought to herself. Well, isn't any different from home. "So what are these pokemon things?"
"They're not things Missy," Birch said. "Here, let me show you." He walked out of the room and into another room filled with mechanical stuff. He walked over to a table and picked up an unusual looking ball. It opened and a flash of white light made Integra shut her eyes for a minute. When she opened them again, a green gecko like creature looked back at her.
"Treeko," it said.
"It's called a Treeko, a beginner's pokemon," Birch said. "Go ahead and say hello."
Integra couldn't help but smile at the little pokemon. It was amazingly cute and she found something calming about its sedate yellow eyes. She knelt down in front of it and offered it her hand. It sniffed it curiously, and then placed its hand-like paw on top of hers, as if to accept friendship.
"It seems to like you," Birch said.
"It is cute," Integra said as the pokemon made itself comfortable in her lap.
"Would you like to keep it?" Birch asked.
"How come you're asking me that?" Integra was getting a little suspicious.
"Its trainer failed to come and pick it up," Birch said. "It's willing to learn and has already taught itself a few advanced attacks. It may be a bit of a handful for a normal trainer."
"But I don't know anything about pokemon, or what they do," Integra said as she stood, the Treeko in her arms.
"This will help you," Birch said as he handed her a device. "It's called a pokedex, it's like a digital encyclopedia, and it records all of the pokemon you've seen and caught. It also gives a brief description of each. The more you see, the more information you get."
"Interesting," Integra said as she opened it a pulled up Treeko's information.
"Treeko, the gecko pokemon. This grass type pokemon has a cool, calm, and collected nature. It will never back down from a fight. If another pokemon were to glare at it, Treeko would glare right back at it without conceding an inch of ground."
A lot of good that does, Integra thought, I could decipher that by looking at it. How much good will this little toy be if I can figure out more than it can?
"If you do decide to go on a journey with your pokemon, you'll need camping a traveling gear. I can loan you some of my if you'd like." Birch offered. "Also, you'll be needing this," he handed her another little device.
"Oh goody, more mechanical toys," Integra mumbled as she looked at the device. It was egg shaped and about the size of her palm.
"That is called a PokeNave," Birch said. "It has a built-in map and records trainer data after you battle them."
"This could come in handy," Integra said.
"Well, what do you say?" Birch asked.
Integra thought for a minute and the Treeko looked up at her hopefully.
"All right, as long as Treeko's with me," Integra said.
"All righty then, let's get you ready to go, you can leave tomorrow morning," Birch said.
*********************************
Integra walked down the dirt road with her head down. She was thinking of all the things Birch had told her, no matter how strange they seemed, she knew she had to remember them.
"Hey, are you a trainer?" Asked a small boy, about around the age of 7 years.
"Yes," Integra said as she looked at him.
"Then lets have a battle," he said as he threw out a pokemon, "I choose you, Donphan!"
Integra pulled out the pokedex and it looked up Donphan.
"Donphan, the rock type pokemon. This pokemon is known for its hard skin and strong attacks. Be watchful if a Donphan uses its Rollout attack, it can be deadly."
Integra flicked the pokeball out from her belt, "Go Treeko!"
"This'll be a snap," the kid said. "Go Donphan, Rollout attack."
"Dodge it," Integra said calmly.
Treeko acted immediately and dodge the oncoming attack.
Rock and ground pokemon have a weakness against grass type pokemon. Birch's information flooded her mind. "All right Treeko, Razor Leaf attack," Integra said.
Treeko turned in midair and launched a Razor Leaf attack on the rock type pokemon. It sent the Donphan into a tree, knocking it out.
"Well that wasn't so hard," Integra said as she watched the boy run off to attend his pokemon.
"Treeko," her pokemon said as it walked up to her with a grin on its face.
"Nice job Treeko," movement out of the corner of her eyes caught her attention and she turned to see a red pokemon come out from the bushes. "Treeko, Tackle Attack!"
Treeko turned and attacked the pokemon quickly. It was knocked into a tree and quickly stunned from the unexpected attack. Integra threw an empty pokeball at it and smiled when her capture was complete.
"Nice job Treeko," Integra said as the pokemon happily jumped into her arms. She walked over to the pokeball and picked it up. "Guess I better get used to this."
**
Alucard's Familiar: "Well, what did you think? Stupid, interesting, it needs to burn, what? Please Review, flames are accepted!"