*standing at a podium in the front of a large meeting hall, shuffles papers*

Hello, all you- *looks up and sees one hobo snoozing in the back row* -avid readers. As I have made patently clear for all my JTHM stories, I have not read the series in some time, and have only actually read the compilation books once or twice themselves. But, no more is this true.

Since coming down with a plague that makes mucus spew from out of my nasal passages, I have had sudden 'resting' time to once again indulge in some Jhonen.

I shame myself. There was so much gold that I had forgotten, and quite frankly over-looked, that I am no longer willing to go on with the farces that come out of my fingers and that I laughingly post for my own amusement.

Especially not this Squee one. I'm not going to take it down, because I want to look at it later and remember what not to write. Lots of nots... Anyways, in the future I may once again try my hand at this fanfiction business for the Jhonen comics, but for right now, I'm gonna take a hiatus and try to get a better feel for the characters.

If I ever wish for them to be able to fit in any way back into the canon, it's going to be hard, yoga-influenced work. But, no one said a challenge couldn't be fun.

So, in parting, I beg of you to write what you are comfortable with, and in your own style. Do not feel obligated to follow my path, since it is a calling that I hear most insistently, and you may not. There are many good works floating around that don't even nod to the original works, and more power to them.

*steps down and stuffs ragged papers into an old backpack, and turns before leaving out the backdoor*

Oh, yeah, and if anyone is interested, since I have at least a little bit of time between naps and coughing fits, I would be happy typing out some character notes, well, quotes really, from the Squee! book. Maybe there are some little facts that you've forgotten long ago? Like, Pepito's mother and father met on a Carnival Cruise? Just reply saying that you would like to know some trivia.

And, thanks for being supportive and sticking around. It makes me write.

*stumbles out the door and drunkenly wobbles for home* Must have Mentho- Lyptus... *cough hack cough sniffle*

*hobo snorts and groans, before falling back into that deep sleep where only hobos can dream of going from farm to farm and bailing hay before jumping a boxcar*