Disclaimer: 99,000 cycotic girls of us all, 99,000 cycotic girls. Shoot one down; don't tell anyone around, 98,999 cycotic girls of us all. ^^;; Nope, still don't own Digimon.

"Sugoi…" Izumi says as a wide smile spreads over her face. The town as it seems was larger than we had originally expected. There were markets set up all over the place, with even larger shops built behind them. People scurried from here to there, all as if they had to be somewhere at the exact perfect time to get what they wish. There were so many people, and in fact, so many things. Not all the shoppers, I noticed upon closer inspection, were human. A few demons glided overhead, searching the ground for the shop they needed. Odd creatures ran about the crowd, trying to not get lost inside it. A few fairies flew around the shop owners while pixies buzzed around our heads in a warm greeting.

"Konnichi wa!" A female's voice said kindly from behind us. We turned around and saw a girl around 13 or 14 with innocent brown eyes and soft matching brown hair. A strange cat-like creature stood at her feet and watched us warily. "Welcome to Diga Town!" She said warmly. "Visitors or returning citizens?" She inquired us, and took out a few sheets of paper and some sort of writing utensil I did not recognize.

"Uhm… visitors." Tomoki said unsurely. The girl smiled warmly.

"Ah, it's good to have some! I'm Hikari Yagami, and if you wish I can set you up with a tour guide." The girl said sweetly. "We have plenty of sights for our greatly appreciated visitors, and plenty of wondrous shops with items from all across the globe!" She said, and thew her hands up high into the air to better express her point. Her smile was as warm and welcoming as her personality, and I found myself guessing her job was to welcome people here and try to rally people to her work place.

"Should we get a tour guide?" Tomoki asked, and turned to face Junpei and me. She must have been trustworthy, or otherwise Tomoki would have turned her down.

"Yah, we need to find a place with some grub." Junpei said, and patted his stomach, which suddenly decided to spontaneously growl. Junpei sweat-dropped and smiled innocently.

"All right then, come this way please." Hikari said with a smile, and began to walk over to a stand none too far away. "Onii-san!" She called, and ran inside. "We have customers for a change! Come on out!" An older boy started coming out. He looked to be around Junpei's age and had wild messy brown hair. He had darker brown eyes than the girl and wore the normal outfitting for this day and age. He leaned on a banister nearby and raised a brow at the girl.

"Imouto-chan, did you lie to these poor people?" The guy asked. Hikari laughed and shook her head no, and left outside to welcome more people. "Heh, so you need a guide? Anything in specific?"

"No, not really. We just need someone who knows where all the hotels and restaurants are here." Izumi said with a smile. He tossed her a cheesy grin and gave her a peace sign.

"No problem, all our employees know where everything is. Except me heheh…" The guy said and laughed nervously as he scratched the back of his head and we all face-faulted. Well, he had the right idea in making a tour guide place; he didn't worry about getting lost because the people who worked here knew their way around.

"Uhm… I see. Well, so long as they know their way we're good." Junpei laughed.

"I see… hey Yamato is anybody busy?" The guy called. Another person came, and he was the same age as the other boy except he had well-kept blonde hair and icy blue eyes. He was wearing usual clothes too so odds were this place had no uniforms. Lucky people…

"No Taichi, they all have better things to do." Yamato said with a roll of his eyes. "Yes, we do. They need a tour guide?"

"Yeah. Can you see if anyone will do it? Oh, and please make sure it's not Ruki, the last time she got to give people a tour our customers got a bloody nose and two black eyes. Not to mention all those broken bones…" Taichi said, and laughed nervously when seeing our horrified looks. Oh… please not Ruki, whoever she is!

"Not a problem, I'll give them our most violent person then." Yamato said with a grin.

"Yamato…" Taichi whined and ran over before glomping Yamato. "Come on, be nice!" He continued. Yamato's left eye twitched and proceeded to trying to pry Taichi off. We all stared blankly at the two as they then got into an argument…

"Don't worry, this is normal." A female's voice said cheerfully behind us. "I'm Mimi, please don't mind those two. They get into lover's quarrels a lot…" She added, and sweat-dropped. Lover's quarrels…? Okay, so they're a couple, yes this does explain a great deal. The girl had strawberry-blonde hair and light brown eyes, and wore clothes that of the most recent fashion.

"No problem." Izumi said, and chuckled. "It'd be nice though if we can get a tour guide."

"You sure you want a tour guide rather than just a guide? A tour guide takes you on a tour, while a guide shows you around by you asking where to go." Mimi asked and tilted her head at us.

"Oh, oops! Yah, we'd like a guide." Junpei said, realizing our mistake. Geeze, see what happens when we don't get enough food? WE NEED NUTRITION!!! …okay I'm done.

"I'll be their guide!" A voice called. It was a boy our age, and he had navy blue hair, glasses, and I was having trouble identifying his eye color.

"Kenta… iie." Yamato said sighing then returned to arguing with Taichi about… food.

"Awe, come on Yamato! Tai-san…?" Kenta tried, and another boy came over. He had brown hair and worn some sort of weird hat. I lack much knowledge about headwear heheh; oh there that boy goes dragging Kenta off… these are some weird people.

"Yama-kun, why wouldn't you let Kenta guide them around?" Taichi pouted, and smiled nervously when Yamato shot him a deathly glare.

"Well, because he only wants to go in order to escape his boyfriend. Besides, he only knows the tour route…" Yamato added in.

"I don't mean to sound rude, but we'd really appreciate it if you could hurry it up a little." I growled, getting very agitated. All we wanted was a guide to find out way around, and we were instead seeing a circus! Yes, it is always good to find a place with nice people, but it's even better when they HURRY IT UP!

"Okay okay, don't get so impatient." Taichi said with a side-wise grin. "So ever-so loving Yamato who can be their guide?" He asked the other with a roll of his eyes. Yamato shot him another nasty glare.

"I think Ken would be really helpful." Yamato said and nodded his head.

"Yah, your right. He's one of the very few sane ones of us all." Taichi said and laughed, causing Yamato to sigh and put a hand on his forehead.

"Why me?" He sighed.

A/N: Well, that sucked didn't it? It had no point whatsoever, other than to get a guide. Oh, and I just now realized you guys probably have no clue whatsoever time period this takes place in. Around the medieval ages, so picture them all in cloaks of the medieval times. ^^;; By the way, Diga Town is a setting in another story which you will never see… hah! Oh, and the other characters from former seasons are only in here because I didn't know whom else to put there… So sorry again it sucks. Mwahahah, the ants are retreating! O_O Shit their bringing in reinforcements, gaaaah!! Ooooh… My Little Pony is being sold again… woohoo! I do not own them… I wish… *Sniffles*