"My Name is Gil Grissom"
Disclaimer: All characters from CSI are copyright CBS
My name is Gil Grissom,
Las Vegas Crime Lab
Scientist and philosopher
Cool, conservative, and collected
My favorite topic is insects
Why didn't I become an entomologist?
I see bugs in everything, even people
Catherine's a beautiful Monarch butterfly
Graceful and intelligent
Many try to imitate her, but she's unique
Greg is an efficient little ant,
But easy to step on
Sara is a bossy queen bee,
But spunky and energetic
Watch out for her stinger!
Eckley's an obnoxious gnat,
While the Sheriff's a bloodsucking mosquito
Texas-native Nick is a cockroach
Smart, hardy, and guaranteed to last
Warrick is a spider, in a class by himself
Complex as a web
Some say I have no emotions
But I really do, trust me
I get jealous, I feel like a failure at times
I cry behind closed doors
I don't look to challenge anybody,
Though some people think it's fun to challenge me
I'm a fountain of useless trivia,
I read a lot as a kid
I never dared cross my mother
Even if I said something, she knew
People expect me to be perfect
But I'm not.
I'm socially inept
My life is insects and case files
I concentrate on my job
Let others frolic inefficiently
Criminals can run from me
But they can't hide from the evidence
If you're in Vegas, look for my name,
Gil Grissom.
Disclaimer: All characters from CSI are copyright CBS
My name is Gil Grissom,
Las Vegas Crime Lab
Scientist and philosopher
Cool, conservative, and collected
My favorite topic is insects
Why didn't I become an entomologist?
I see bugs in everything, even people
Catherine's a beautiful Monarch butterfly
Graceful and intelligent
Many try to imitate her, but she's unique
Greg is an efficient little ant,
But easy to step on
Sara is a bossy queen bee,
But spunky and energetic
Watch out for her stinger!
Eckley's an obnoxious gnat,
While the Sheriff's a bloodsucking mosquito
Texas-native Nick is a cockroach
Smart, hardy, and guaranteed to last
Warrick is a spider, in a class by himself
Complex as a web
Some say I have no emotions
But I really do, trust me
I get jealous, I feel like a failure at times
I cry behind closed doors
I don't look to challenge anybody,
Though some people think it's fun to challenge me
I'm a fountain of useless trivia,
I read a lot as a kid
I never dared cross my mother
Even if I said something, she knew
People expect me to be perfect
But I'm not.
I'm socially inept
My life is insects and case files
I concentrate on my job
Let others frolic inefficiently
Criminals can run from me
But they can't hide from the evidence
If you're in Vegas, look for my name,
Gil Grissom.