Double Kodachis
Part 2
What's with the hair?
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono, did you steal my shampoo again? You know that without my special herbal shampoo, sessha's hair will get split ends and lose it's luster. Sessha will lose his sex appeal, that he will!
Kaoru: I didn't steal your damned shampoo! It was Yahiko. He's jealous because he lacks hair appeal.
Kenshin: *drawing his sakabattou* He shall taste dirt for stealing sessha's shampoo! I had the urge to Herbal and he ruined it!
Kaoru: Last time it was Sanosuke. It takes a ton of shampoo to wash all that gel out, you know. And he has to read the instructions. 'Wet hair, apply a quarter sized amount, lather, rinse, repeat.' He said your shampoo had the best instructions. Not confusing at all.
Sano: *picking the worst possible moment to enter the story* Hey, Kenshin old buddy, can I borrow some shampoo? I'm out and I'm broke again.
Kenshin:*eyes glowing a dangerous amber* Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu! *he cuts off the rest of Sano's hair. (Remember Saitou had already given him a Gatotsu trim?) Now, you will leave sessha's shampoo alone, that you will!
Sano: *running away crying like a girl* I hate you! I'm going to get my woofie-kins to Zero Gatotsu you!
Kaoru: You should have just let me feed him my special double wasabi stew with crunchy rice.
Yahiko and Kenshin: *in unison* NASTY!
Kenshin: Yahiko, you should not steal sessha's shampoo, that you should not. I know you are young, but try to understand. A bishounen's hair is his most important attribute. It's my sacred responsibility to my fans to keep my hair beautiful and shining.
Yahiko: I want to be a bishie too. *large tears appear in his eyes*
Kenshin: But, you don't have unusual hair! It must have a strange color not found in nature or cover part of your face or something. Yours is just brown and not even spiky enough at that! Let me demonstrate with the help of some of my bishounen friends.
*A drop dead gorgeous guy with blue hair that sweeps sexily over one eye enters and bows, but his evil chuckle gives Yahiko the creeps*
Bishie: Hi, I'm Legato Bluesummers. I'm a total psychopath, but because I'm hot and have cool blue hair, I still have girls lining up around the block. *he sneers* Stupid spiders! I only love my MASTER!
Kenshin: See, hair makes all the difference. No one would even put up with this weird-ass guy for a second if it wasn't for the sexy, odd colored, one- eye-peeking-out hair.
*Another good looking young man appears, with almost the same haircut, but his visible eye is green and he's wearing a turtleneck and tight jeans. He's accompanied by a cherubic looking blond guy with big blue eyes.
Blond guy: Hey, you stole my sweetie's hair-do!
Legato: *evil chuckle* No, he stole mine!
Quatre: *cries* But the one eye peeking out is all Trowa has to make him really stand out. He hardly ever says anything!
Legato: Too bad, bishie spiders! If I cut my hair, my Master won't find me sexy anymore! The hair stays!
Quatre: I guess we have to bring out the secret weapon, huh, Trowa?
Trowa: *nods* *A bishie guy with a long brown braid down to his butt appears. He has a big grin.
Bishie: Duo Maxwell at your service! More has been written about my hair in fanfic than any of you other bishies! So there. *he sticks out his tongue*
*Another guy with long red hair appears, loud feminine squeals are heard- "Kurama, Kurama!"*
Kurama: I take issue with that claim, Maxwell! More has been written about my hair. Look at it! It's red and its layered and it's dead sexy!
*A deep voice is heard off stage*
Voice: Everyone know I have the most fabulous hair in anime. I, Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: Look at this silvery shine! Do you know how much I spend on conditioner alone? And I don't buy that cheap drugstore stuff either. NO! Only the best for the Lord of the Western Lands!
All: OOOH!
Part 2
What's with the hair?
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono, did you steal my shampoo again? You know that without my special herbal shampoo, sessha's hair will get split ends and lose it's luster. Sessha will lose his sex appeal, that he will!
Kaoru: I didn't steal your damned shampoo! It was Yahiko. He's jealous because he lacks hair appeal.
Kenshin: *drawing his sakabattou* He shall taste dirt for stealing sessha's shampoo! I had the urge to Herbal and he ruined it!
Kaoru: Last time it was Sanosuke. It takes a ton of shampoo to wash all that gel out, you know. And he has to read the instructions. 'Wet hair, apply a quarter sized amount, lather, rinse, repeat.' He said your shampoo had the best instructions. Not confusing at all.
Sano: *picking the worst possible moment to enter the story* Hey, Kenshin old buddy, can I borrow some shampoo? I'm out and I'm broke again.
Kenshin:*eyes glowing a dangerous amber* Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu! *he cuts off the rest of Sano's hair. (Remember Saitou had already given him a Gatotsu trim?) Now, you will leave sessha's shampoo alone, that you will!
Sano: *running away crying like a girl* I hate you! I'm going to get my woofie-kins to Zero Gatotsu you!
Kaoru: You should have just let me feed him my special double wasabi stew with crunchy rice.
Yahiko and Kenshin: *in unison* NASTY!
Kenshin: Yahiko, you should not steal sessha's shampoo, that you should not. I know you are young, but try to understand. A bishounen's hair is his most important attribute. It's my sacred responsibility to my fans to keep my hair beautiful and shining.
Yahiko: I want to be a bishie too. *large tears appear in his eyes*
Kenshin: But, you don't have unusual hair! It must have a strange color not found in nature or cover part of your face or something. Yours is just brown and not even spiky enough at that! Let me demonstrate with the help of some of my bishounen friends.
*A drop dead gorgeous guy with blue hair that sweeps sexily over one eye enters and bows, but his evil chuckle gives Yahiko the creeps*
Bishie: Hi, I'm Legato Bluesummers. I'm a total psychopath, but because I'm hot and have cool blue hair, I still have girls lining up around the block. *he sneers* Stupid spiders! I only love my MASTER!
Kenshin: See, hair makes all the difference. No one would even put up with this weird-ass guy for a second if it wasn't for the sexy, odd colored, one- eye-peeking-out hair.
*Another good looking young man appears, with almost the same haircut, but his visible eye is green and he's wearing a turtleneck and tight jeans. He's accompanied by a cherubic looking blond guy with big blue eyes.
Blond guy: Hey, you stole my sweetie's hair-do!
Legato: *evil chuckle* No, he stole mine!
Quatre: *cries* But the one eye peeking out is all Trowa has to make him really stand out. He hardly ever says anything!
Legato: Too bad, bishie spiders! If I cut my hair, my Master won't find me sexy anymore! The hair stays!
Quatre: I guess we have to bring out the secret weapon, huh, Trowa?
Trowa: *nods* *A bishie guy with a long brown braid down to his butt appears. He has a big grin.
Bishie: Duo Maxwell at your service! More has been written about my hair in fanfic than any of you other bishies! So there. *he sticks out his tongue*
*Another guy with long red hair appears, loud feminine squeals are heard- "Kurama, Kurama!"*
Kurama: I take issue with that claim, Maxwell! More has been written about my hair. Look at it! It's red and its layered and it's dead sexy!
*A deep voice is heard off stage*
Voice: Everyone know I have the most fabulous hair in anime. I, Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: Look at this silvery shine! Do you know how much I spend on conditioner alone? And I don't buy that cheap drugstore stuff either. NO! Only the best for the Lord of the Western Lands!
All: OOOH!