SUPERNETTO!!

by Marisa

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Disclaimer: None of these dudes are mine, yo.

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Meiru Sakurai strolled down the street. Stupid Netto! She thought bitterly. He's always late!

"Hey, little girl." Said a gruff voice, as a gloved hand grabbed her arm. "How much money you got?"

Meiru let out a squeak. "I-I don't h-have any!"

The man pulled out a gun. "Well, then-- OOF!!" Something rammed into Mr. Generic Villan and caused him to fall to the ground.

"OOOHOHOHOHO!" Laughed a familiar voice. "When evil is afoot, I will find the evil foot and stomp on it! I am SUPERNETTO!"

Meiru took a good, long look at her savior. It was Netto. In pajamas. With a halloween mask on and a red towel tied around his neck.

"Um, thanks, Netto." Meiru muttered, eyeing him nervously.

Supernetto coughed. "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not Netto, I'm SUPERNETTO!"

"Right. Anwyay, we'll be late for school. Let's go."

"OOOHOHOHOHO! Supernetto does not need school!" Supernetto posed. "After all, all the wisdom is universe is locked into my mind!"

"Right. Okay then. Maybe there's some evil hiding at school."

"Ah, you might be right! SUPERNETTO, AWAY! Fffffsssshhhhh!" He thrust his arms forward and pretended to fly to school.

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Mariko-sensei eyed Supernetto warily as he walked into the door. "Who are you?"

"OOOHOHOHOHO!" Supernetto climbed onto Mariko-sensei's desk and posed. "I am Akihara's defense against evil, SUPERNETTO!"

"Wow!" Yaito exclaimed, "A real live superhero!"

"But... I wonder where Netto went..." Dekao looked around.

Meiru glared at him. "Are you that stupid, Dekao?!"

"Well, as long as Netto's gone, Supernetto here can fill in for him." Mariko-sensei smiled.

"What?!" Meiru exclaimed, "No! Come on, guys! Supernetto is Netto! Am I the only one who can see that?!"

Supernetto laughed again. "OOOHOHOHOHO! Poor, naive little Meiru -- I am not Netto! I am Supernetto!"

"Do you have a navi, Mr. Supernetto?" Yaito asked dreamily.

"Yes, I do!" Supernetto pulled out a PET. "This, young children, is my navi, SUPERROCKMAN!"

On the PET's screen was... Rockman. In a Halloween mask. With a towel around his neck.

"Wow! Amazing!" Dekao gasped, "I've never seen a navi like that before!"

"OOOHOHOHOHO!" Laughed Superrockman, "Supernetto-kun must have a unique and powerful navi if he is to defend you FOR GREAT JUSTICE!"

The class cheered. Meiru buried her face in her hands. "Idiots..."

After a few moments, the door to Mariko-sensei's classroom opened. Netto rushed in, stumbling to his desk. "I'm not late!!!" He exclaimed.

Meiru stared at him, then back at Supernetto, then back to Netto. She pulled her hair, screamed, and ran out of the room.

Netto watched her leave, and his eyes fell on the strange looking boy posing on Mariko-sensei's desk. "Who's the new guy?"'