[Lunch, Hillridge Junior High]
Matt: How can they do that to me? Melina, Luna, and Andrew are supposed to be my-
Pamela [from a nearby table; shouting]: Classmates, friends, losers. I stand here before you, along with my friends [Phoebe and Courtney nod] to tell you that I am going to be the-
[The lunch lady, Ms. Calredanio, screams, and everyone turns to look at the scared-to-death English teacher/lunch lady covered in white slime]
Ms. Calredanio: Which one of you miscreants started this?
Matt [tries to find Melina and the gang, but fails]: I- don't know
[Suddenly, Ms. Calredanio slips on a banana peel, hitting a lunch tray full of food and covering Pamela with pudding, starting a huge food fight]
[Music: Bread and Butter (the music played during the food fight in 'She Said, He Said, She Said')]
Matt [throws food at the people who had thrown the 'mystery slime' to him]: Eat slime, slime faces!
Principal Tweedy [enters and looks shocked]: What on earth? Who started this?
Everyone points to a different person: Matt points to Adam Brewster, Adam Brewster points to Lisa Hillman, Lisa points to Peter Tudgeman, Peter points to Phoebe and so on; Ms. Calredanio is quiet
Principal Tweedy: So?
Ms. Calredanio: It started as an accident, but I did it.
Principal Tweedy: Okay then, everyone clean this mess, Ginger, follow me, please.
[Ms. Calredanio follows the principal, and the students clean up the mess when Matt hears someone snicker and follows the sound, to the chorus room nearby]
~*~*~*~
[Music: What I Like About You]
[Lizzie is seen running around the halls, taking snapshots of Mikey, talking to him and pointing to Miranda; Miranda waves with a big smile, Mikey waves back and leaves]
Gordo: So how's the matchmaking thing?
Animated Lizzie: How could I say this is the nicest way possibly? [screams] Horrible!!!
Lizzie: Not well, I took pictures of him and it turns out that he likes the things that Miranda likes-
Miranda: -and she talked to him but Mikey told her that he doesn't really like me because-
Lizzie: -because of her style.
Miranda: Do you think I should change my clothes?
Lizzie: No, if he doesn't like you, then give up; there are other fishes in the lake-
Gordo: Actually it's-
Lizzie: I got it, Gordo.
Miranda: But it's just unfair, why is it that every time I like someone, they don't like me back
Lizzie [to Miranda]: One last try, okay? [Approaches Mikey, but sees him with Maddie Cole]
Lizzie [walks back]: Sorry Miranda.
Miranda: You know what? The guy of my dreams is probably just around the corner; I just don't probably notice him yet.
Lizzie: [sighs] You're right, but who?
[A different Larry Tudgeman, with a different (and clean!) shirt and gelled hair is seen smiling to himself as he carries a small camera and takes a candid photo of Miranda]
~*~*~*~
Matt: I can't believe you guys did that!
Melina: Why hello Matthew-
Matt: Someone could've been hurt!
Andrew: It wasn't supposed to turn out like that. We're sorry, Matt, it could've been more fun with us four planning that prank, we promise to include you at the next big prank.
Matt: Thanks, Andrew.
Melina [nods]: But you should admit it was quite funny.
Matt: Yeah, it was- have you seen Ms. Calredanio? She was totally freaking out!
[The three friends laugh]
Matt: Wait, where's Luna?
[Luna is seen eating a bunch of cupcakes sloppily]
-THE END-
=D
Matt: How can they do that to me? Melina, Luna, and Andrew are supposed to be my-
Pamela [from a nearby table; shouting]: Classmates, friends, losers. I stand here before you, along with my friends [Phoebe and Courtney nod] to tell you that I am going to be the-
[The lunch lady, Ms. Calredanio, screams, and everyone turns to look at the scared-to-death English teacher/lunch lady covered in white slime]
Ms. Calredanio: Which one of you miscreants started this?
Matt [tries to find Melina and the gang, but fails]: I- don't know
[Suddenly, Ms. Calredanio slips on a banana peel, hitting a lunch tray full of food and covering Pamela with pudding, starting a huge food fight]
[Music: Bread and Butter (the music played during the food fight in 'She Said, He Said, She Said')]
Matt [throws food at the people who had thrown the 'mystery slime' to him]: Eat slime, slime faces!
Principal Tweedy [enters and looks shocked]: What on earth? Who started this?
Everyone points to a different person: Matt points to Adam Brewster, Adam Brewster points to Lisa Hillman, Lisa points to Peter Tudgeman, Peter points to Phoebe and so on; Ms. Calredanio is quiet
Principal Tweedy: So?
Ms. Calredanio: It started as an accident, but I did it.
Principal Tweedy: Okay then, everyone clean this mess, Ginger, follow me, please.
[Ms. Calredanio follows the principal, and the students clean up the mess when Matt hears someone snicker and follows the sound, to the chorus room nearby]
~*~*~*~
[Music: What I Like About You]
[Lizzie is seen running around the halls, taking snapshots of Mikey, talking to him and pointing to Miranda; Miranda waves with a big smile, Mikey waves back and leaves]
Gordo: So how's the matchmaking thing?
Animated Lizzie: How could I say this is the nicest way possibly? [screams] Horrible!!!
Lizzie: Not well, I took pictures of him and it turns out that he likes the things that Miranda likes-
Miranda: -and she talked to him but Mikey told her that he doesn't really like me because-
Lizzie: -because of her style.
Miranda: Do you think I should change my clothes?
Lizzie: No, if he doesn't like you, then give up; there are other fishes in the lake-
Gordo: Actually it's-
Lizzie: I got it, Gordo.
Miranda: But it's just unfair, why is it that every time I like someone, they don't like me back
Lizzie [to Miranda]: One last try, okay? [Approaches Mikey, but sees him with Maddie Cole]
Lizzie [walks back]: Sorry Miranda.
Miranda: You know what? The guy of my dreams is probably just around the corner; I just don't probably notice him yet.
Lizzie: [sighs] You're right, but who?
[A different Larry Tudgeman, with a different (and clean!) shirt and gelled hair is seen smiling to himself as he carries a small camera and takes a candid photo of Miranda]
~*~*~*~
Matt: I can't believe you guys did that!
Melina: Why hello Matthew-
Matt: Someone could've been hurt!
Andrew: It wasn't supposed to turn out like that. We're sorry, Matt, it could've been more fun with us four planning that prank, we promise to include you at the next big prank.
Matt: Thanks, Andrew.
Melina [nods]: But you should admit it was quite funny.
Matt: Yeah, it was- have you seen Ms. Calredanio? She was totally freaking out!
[The three friends laugh]
Matt: Wait, where's Luna?
[Luna is seen eating a bunch of cupcakes sloppily]
-THE END-
=D