Yusumi: UMMM BEWARE THIS CHAPTER
Disclaimer: We at DN Chronicles do not own the characters from the hit show
Dragonball Z (Vegeta). We do not own any of the YU-GI-OH people and we do
not own [the incredibly sexy] Duo Maxwell from the popular series Gundam
Wing [Although Neko would love to]
Vegeta stopped in a red hallway and gave a loud burp, so far he had 3 margaritas, 13 cans of LaBatt Blue beer, after the twelfth LaBatt Blue beer can, he realised that those Canadians sure do make one hell of a strong drink, so naturally he drank another one. Vegeta stopped dead in his tracks he sensed Neko's power and it was coming from the door right beside him.
He reached for the door, but stopped suddenly as he heard someone come down the hallway. Swaying a little he peered down the hallway and saw two Demi's or one or two he couldn't really see straight and merely thought whether he would go after Neko or try to catch Demi who seemed to want him anyway. Hiccupping in thought he decided to try Demi rather than get bit again by Neko.
He looked back out the hallway and his eyes went wide as he saw that Demi was already standing in front of him. "Your drunk..." she said nonchalantly. "So are you..." It was true as well he could tell by the way she looked and the way she looked at HIM. And before Demi realized her back was up against a closet, and her dress was starting to come loose. Eye's wide she pulled her body away for a second and whispered. "We can't do this here 'Geeta." He looked back at her even hungrier than before. "Why!? I'll just blast anyone that comes by." Demi utterly turned on by the thought coughed up the rest of her willpower and muttered. "Find me a room and I'll do anything you want." Vegeta slightly surprised and no doubt impressed picked her up around the waist and flew down the hallway in search of a more private room.
Neko and Duo sat in shocked silence listening to the drunken conversation between the two utterly horny people. Duo blinked forcing himself to come out of his confused stupor. Neko decided deep down in her subconscious mind that she did not want to remember the conversation between Demi and Vegeta instead she focused on Bakura, Yami, Seto and Merrick running around naked in her mind. "Ohhhhh" Neko said in a sort of dazed voice as she placed herself in the fantasy and things got even better. (YAY BAKURA) Duo blinked rapidly then grinned thinking that Neko was fantasizing about him if he only knew. A sharp scream knocked both the large Ego-ed Duo and the incredibly evil and horny cat girl out of their separate sinful state of minds the scream was quickly followed by an " OH FUCK VEGETA". Faster then anything ever. Neko slapped her hands on her ears and proceeded to block out EVERYTHING even her own sick fantasies.
Duo gagged and fainted blood gushing out of his nose due to his own vivid imagination sort of like the way the Wu-Man does, needless to say Wu- Man loses A-LOT of blood. (But you don't want us to go on about Wufie's AKA. Wu-Bear and Wu-Man's sharpie [permanent] hair, *shudder*[inside joke]) Anyways as Neko lay huddled blocking out the world and Duo rapidly losing blood we turn out attention back to Demi and Vegeta.
BAM! Vegeta kicked the door open to a vacant apartment. Dropping Demi onto the bed and kneeling over her, "Holy Shit we're really gonna does this eh?" she said breathing hard. Vegeta took off one of his gloves and gave it to Demi. "What...?" Vegeta looked at her utterly serious and muttered. "Your gonna have to bite on this because it's gonna hurt." Demi smirked at him. "Yeah? Good I wouldn't want it any other way." Vegeta smirked back at her "You better stop rambling, because talking is something for people who have something in common."
Neko popped out of her nothingness and realised that Demi and, she shuddered, Vegeta, were gone carefully she stepped over Duo avoiding the puddle of blood and opened the door. Neko gave a sigh of relief and stepped outside closing the door behind her " Well, I haven't quite gotten over the shock of Horny Drunkenness and if I carried Duo I may drop him, he's lost a lot of blood and who knows what'll happen if I drop him" Neko grinned and said " 'Sides a dead Duo's no fun they gots ta move around, well there's always Bakura" The cat-girl grinned even wider at that thought, she had gone a few minutes without her sick fantasies, Oh well she thought that's the price of blocking out things she refused to comprehend. And with that Neko skipped down the hall she hadn't gone seconds before she came across a small dent in the wall and there on a nail was a piece of Demi's skirt. Neko heard a small groan and followed the sound her ears perked up her tail swishing side to side. The sounds were coming from a nearby room the door handle had be kicked or melted off, Neko couldn't decide because there just wasn't enough door handle left. Smirking she thought it was Yusumi up to his tricks and lets just say Neko was in for a big, BIG, BIG surprise.
Neko: *Bows to all* I am Soooo sorry you had to read that it was all Demi's fault I swear she writes the weirdest things with Vegeta in them it's horrible. And her little Angel sister not much better *shakes head* she drew this comic about Vegeta and Goku *shivers* Anyways I only wrote the Duo parts.
*Bakura appears*
Bakura: Hey Neko Oh the readers are here.Oh well. I came to see if you're ready for our date
Neko: BOOYA let's go! *Grabs Bakura's arm and tries to drag him away*
Bakura: Wait! I have to tell your readers something
Neko: *glare* fine make it quick Bakura: Eehem. *Wicked grin* Neko has a really great ass
Neko: ARGG that's it I'm leaving. GOODBYE
Vegeta stopped in a red hallway and gave a loud burp, so far he had 3 margaritas, 13 cans of LaBatt Blue beer, after the twelfth LaBatt Blue beer can, he realised that those Canadians sure do make one hell of a strong drink, so naturally he drank another one. Vegeta stopped dead in his tracks he sensed Neko's power and it was coming from the door right beside him.
He reached for the door, but stopped suddenly as he heard someone come down the hallway. Swaying a little he peered down the hallway and saw two Demi's or one or two he couldn't really see straight and merely thought whether he would go after Neko or try to catch Demi who seemed to want him anyway. Hiccupping in thought he decided to try Demi rather than get bit again by Neko.
He looked back out the hallway and his eyes went wide as he saw that Demi was already standing in front of him. "Your drunk..." she said nonchalantly. "So are you..." It was true as well he could tell by the way she looked and the way she looked at HIM. And before Demi realized her back was up against a closet, and her dress was starting to come loose. Eye's wide she pulled her body away for a second and whispered. "We can't do this here 'Geeta." He looked back at her even hungrier than before. "Why!? I'll just blast anyone that comes by." Demi utterly turned on by the thought coughed up the rest of her willpower and muttered. "Find me a room and I'll do anything you want." Vegeta slightly surprised and no doubt impressed picked her up around the waist and flew down the hallway in search of a more private room.
Neko and Duo sat in shocked silence listening to the drunken conversation between the two utterly horny people. Duo blinked forcing himself to come out of his confused stupor. Neko decided deep down in her subconscious mind that she did not want to remember the conversation between Demi and Vegeta instead she focused on Bakura, Yami, Seto and Merrick running around naked in her mind. "Ohhhhh" Neko said in a sort of dazed voice as she placed herself in the fantasy and things got even better. (YAY BAKURA) Duo blinked rapidly then grinned thinking that Neko was fantasizing about him if he only knew. A sharp scream knocked both the large Ego-ed Duo and the incredibly evil and horny cat girl out of their separate sinful state of minds the scream was quickly followed by an " OH FUCK VEGETA". Faster then anything ever. Neko slapped her hands on her ears and proceeded to block out EVERYTHING even her own sick fantasies.
Duo gagged and fainted blood gushing out of his nose due to his own vivid imagination sort of like the way the Wu-Man does, needless to say Wu- Man loses A-LOT of blood. (But you don't want us to go on about Wufie's AKA. Wu-Bear and Wu-Man's sharpie [permanent] hair, *shudder*[inside joke]) Anyways as Neko lay huddled blocking out the world and Duo rapidly losing blood we turn out attention back to Demi and Vegeta.
BAM! Vegeta kicked the door open to a vacant apartment. Dropping Demi onto the bed and kneeling over her, "Holy Shit we're really gonna does this eh?" she said breathing hard. Vegeta took off one of his gloves and gave it to Demi. "What...?" Vegeta looked at her utterly serious and muttered. "Your gonna have to bite on this because it's gonna hurt." Demi smirked at him. "Yeah? Good I wouldn't want it any other way." Vegeta smirked back at her "You better stop rambling, because talking is something for people who have something in common."
Neko popped out of her nothingness and realised that Demi and, she shuddered, Vegeta, were gone carefully she stepped over Duo avoiding the puddle of blood and opened the door. Neko gave a sigh of relief and stepped outside closing the door behind her " Well, I haven't quite gotten over the shock of Horny Drunkenness and if I carried Duo I may drop him, he's lost a lot of blood and who knows what'll happen if I drop him" Neko grinned and said " 'Sides a dead Duo's no fun they gots ta move around, well there's always Bakura" The cat-girl grinned even wider at that thought, she had gone a few minutes without her sick fantasies, Oh well she thought that's the price of blocking out things she refused to comprehend. And with that Neko skipped down the hall she hadn't gone seconds before she came across a small dent in the wall and there on a nail was a piece of Demi's skirt. Neko heard a small groan and followed the sound her ears perked up her tail swishing side to side. The sounds were coming from a nearby room the door handle had be kicked or melted off, Neko couldn't decide because there just wasn't enough door handle left. Smirking she thought it was Yusumi up to his tricks and lets just say Neko was in for a big, BIG, BIG surprise.
Neko: *Bows to all* I am Soooo sorry you had to read that it was all Demi's fault I swear she writes the weirdest things with Vegeta in them it's horrible. And her little Angel sister not much better *shakes head* she drew this comic about Vegeta and Goku *shivers* Anyways I only wrote the Duo parts.
*Bakura appears*
Bakura: Hey Neko Oh the readers are here.Oh well. I came to see if you're ready for our date
Neko: BOOYA let's go! *Grabs Bakura's arm and tries to drag him away*
Bakura: Wait! I have to tell your readers something
Neko: *glare* fine make it quick Bakura: Eehem. *Wicked grin* Neko has a really great ass
Neko: ARGG that's it I'm leaving. GOODBYE