From where the story left off at last....
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Chun-Li set out to the streets of New York to see if maybe she could catch up to both Ken and Sean in the same place before they left for the tournament.
When she arrived (thanks to some gossip she overheard) she knew just where to find the.They apparently where having a little "SHOWDOWN" at a subway near the empire state building. "more like Showoff" she heard herself say aloud. Upon arrival at this subway station,about an hour or so later,she ran into a large group of people crouded around a circle big enough to fit at least 10 sumo's inand still have enough room for them all to fight comfortably. wearing her traditional fighting gee she made her way to the center constantly hearing one voice growing louder and louder.
(Voice) YEAAAAAAAA. DAZ RITE LADIES AND BRUTES THIS IS THE REAL DEAL I GOT A KIDD HERE THAT'LL WHIP ALL YOUR ASSES IN LESS THAN 3:00 MINUTES TIME!!! WHO'S UP FOR THE CHALLENGE HUH??!! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY BOY HERE EH??!!
as Chun-Li moved up to the front of the crowd she immidiatly recognized the face she saw
(Chun-Li) masters, she said hushedly
(Ken) COME ON WHICH ONE OF YOU SACKLESS PANZIES IS GONNA TAKE ON THE WONDER BOY HERE HUH??!!! AWW COOOME OOON MAN HE's BARLEY FUCKING LEGAL HERE MAN THERE MUST BE SOME ONE OUT HERE TONIGHT WITH SOME BALLS MAN YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN ME HERE COME ON.
(Chun-Li) WELL I AINT GOT NO BALLS BUT I THINK WHAT I DO HAVE WILL SUFFICE JUST FINE DONT YOU??!! (adjusts her breasts)
(Ken) HOTDAMN yes yes yes you have definatley got my attention baby look at the hottie babe with all that ass and titties you see this sean, This is your opponent tonight
(Sean) Christ dude she awesome, sensei im confused
(ken) about what oh wonderous pupil
(sean) well, i dont know whether i should drop her or drop my pants man i mean should we be fightin or screwin
(ken) forget about it kidd if anyone she'll go for the elder so all im sayin is dont hit her in the face too much i want her to look pretty in the hotel room tonight. OK GOOD.
(sean) But..
(Chun-Li) Just let me know when your little wet dream is over kidd and ill be ready to whip your ass:)
(croud) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
(sean) ok grandma lets go then (croud) OOOOHHHHH
(Ken) OOUUUUCHH
(Chun-Li) O_o DID YOU JUS IMPLY THAT I LOOK OLD!!!o_O
(Ken) oh shit dude i think you fucked up
(chun-li) OK FUCK THE SMALL TALK KIDD LETS GO
(Ken) ARE YOU READY?!?! DONT LET YOUR GAURD DOWN FOR A SECOND!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!
and with that the fight began
(sean) TORNAAAAADOOOOO
sean came full speed with his tornado flying roundhouse attack chun-li duck under it and proceeded wit a quick kick to the groin, sean fell off balance and out of the air face first into the ground.
(sean) AAACCKK YOU LITTLE CHEAP SLUT
(chun-li) SLUT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KOOOOOOHUUKOOOOOOKEN
just the an enormous ball of energy began growing in-front of her seemingly trying to knock into sean but he countered with...
(sean) HAAAADOUUUU CAANNNONNN
his attack split through chun-li's orb and sent her soaring into the croud
(chun-li) you know your a tought lil guy. let me know when your balls drop so we can talk about dating
(sean) No thanks, im already handsome i dont have to pay to get pleasure
(chun-li) you sure you dont wanna see whats up my skirt hunny
(sean) wh..what. o..of...of course i do...NOT i do NOT
chun-li begins rising her skirt
(chun-li) you sure baby
(sean) oooh yeeeaah
(Ken) HEY KIDD WHADDAYA DOIN OUT THERE KICK HER ASS DONT FALL FOR-
(chun-li) SPINNING BIIIIRD KICK
(sean) HUH?!...OOF...HYEH...UWAA...AAAAAARRRRGGGGG
(ken) that....uhh...OK PEOPLE SHOWS OVER LAAAAAATER. Damnit sean how did you fall for that i taught you better then to-
(chun-li) Ken Masters
(ken) oh i love the way you say my name baby cheeks how can i be of service?
(chun-li) {holds up a photo of akuma} you seen this guy?
(ken) SEEN HIM!!?? have I seen HIM?!?! ok lemme ask you a question are you a blonde??
(chun-li) EXCUSE ME!!??
(ken) skip it... Yeh i kno him he's my sensei's brother and murderer. I've been holding these little street fights hoping to come in contact with him BEFORE the tournament and deal with him like he dealt with sensei.
(chun-li){hold up a photo of Ryu} i have reason to believe you know this man also
(ken) thats an awful snapshot he really doenst look that uptight.. oh yeh the question sorry.. yeh i know him he's my best bud and my most fierce of nemsis we jus compete against eachother for fun in the tournament but dont think we hold out on eachother cuz we're friends OOHH NOO BABY we go all out full assault on eachother no holds barred and
(sean) YEH AND MASTER RYU ALWAYS KICKS YOUR ASS SOMETHIN HORRIBLE. HUH SENSE??.......OOF
(ken){kicks sean in the gut} SHADDAP KIDD YOU BOTHER ME YOU ARREDY GOT ONE ASS WHOOPIN, YOUR PLAYIN ON A SECOND. but anyways yeh i kno him and he's lookin for Akuma too. Why? Who are you
(chun-li) names Chun-Li. im a secret agent hunting down evidence on this man to further find out about the shandaloo-
(ken) Shandaloo?? isnt that Bisons peoples
(chun-li) YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM
(ken) KNOW ABOUT THEM?? HELL , ME N RYU CANT GET EM OFF OUR ASSES SAGATS BEEN AFTER US EVER SINCE RYU GAVE HIM THAT SCAR
(chun-li) you mean Bisons bodygaurd sagat??
just as ken was about to respond he, sean, and chunli did a complete about face at the sound of a deep bellowing voice coming from the shadows
(Sagat) THAT IS PRECISELY THE SAGAT HE MEANS. How do i know. because heeee is I and I am HIM you see??
(sean) FUCK MAN YOU KNOW EVERY TIME I SEE YOU , YOU SEEM TO JUS GET UGLIER AND UGLIER MAN DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED OF LOOKING GRUESOME CUZ IM TIRED OF YOU DOIN IT
(sagat) if you fought as well as you run your mouth i think i would consider letting you into shandaloo
(sean) FUCK OFF DIP SHIT
sean rose to his feet and went into his fighting position
(ken) yo baby cakes err.. chun-li GET READY HE'S NOW MUCH OF A TALKER IF YOU KNO WHAT I MEAN
(chun-li) Got it
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AND SO IT CONTINUES
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Chun-Li set out to the streets of New York to see if maybe she could catch up to both Ken and Sean in the same place before they left for the tournament.
When she arrived (thanks to some gossip she overheard) she knew just where to find the.They apparently where having a little "SHOWDOWN" at a subway near the empire state building. "more like Showoff" she heard herself say aloud. Upon arrival at this subway station,about an hour or so later,she ran into a large group of people crouded around a circle big enough to fit at least 10 sumo's inand still have enough room for them all to fight comfortably. wearing her traditional fighting gee she made her way to the center constantly hearing one voice growing louder and louder.
(Voice) YEAAAAAAAA. DAZ RITE LADIES AND BRUTES THIS IS THE REAL DEAL I GOT A KIDD HERE THAT'LL WHIP ALL YOUR ASSES IN LESS THAN 3:00 MINUTES TIME!!! WHO'S UP FOR THE CHALLENGE HUH??!! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY BOY HERE EH??!!
as Chun-Li moved up to the front of the crowd she immidiatly recognized the face she saw
(Chun-Li) masters, she said hushedly
(Ken) COME ON WHICH ONE OF YOU SACKLESS PANZIES IS GONNA TAKE ON THE WONDER BOY HERE HUH??!!! AWW COOOME OOON MAN HE's BARLEY FUCKING LEGAL HERE MAN THERE MUST BE SOME ONE OUT HERE TONIGHT WITH SOME BALLS MAN YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN ME HERE COME ON.
(Chun-Li) WELL I AINT GOT NO BALLS BUT I THINK WHAT I DO HAVE WILL SUFFICE JUST FINE DONT YOU??!! (adjusts her breasts)
(Ken) HOTDAMN yes yes yes you have definatley got my attention baby look at the hottie babe with all that ass and titties you see this sean, This is your opponent tonight
(Sean) Christ dude she awesome, sensei im confused
(ken) about what oh wonderous pupil
(sean) well, i dont know whether i should drop her or drop my pants man i mean should we be fightin or screwin
(ken) forget about it kidd if anyone she'll go for the elder so all im sayin is dont hit her in the face too much i want her to look pretty in the hotel room tonight. OK GOOD.
(sean) But..
(Chun-Li) Just let me know when your little wet dream is over kidd and ill be ready to whip your ass:)
(croud) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
(sean) ok grandma lets go then (croud) OOOOHHHHH
(Ken) OOUUUUCHH
(Chun-Li) O_o DID YOU JUS IMPLY THAT I LOOK OLD!!!o_O
(Ken) oh shit dude i think you fucked up
(chun-li) OK FUCK THE SMALL TALK KIDD LETS GO
(Ken) ARE YOU READY?!?! DONT LET YOUR GAURD DOWN FOR A SECOND!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!
and with that the fight began
(sean) TORNAAAAADOOOOO
sean came full speed with his tornado flying roundhouse attack chun-li duck under it and proceeded wit a quick kick to the groin, sean fell off balance and out of the air face first into the ground.
(sean) AAACCKK YOU LITTLE CHEAP SLUT
(chun-li) SLUT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KOOOOOOHUUKOOOOOOKEN
just the an enormous ball of energy began growing in-front of her seemingly trying to knock into sean but he countered with...
(sean) HAAAADOUUUU CAANNNONNN
his attack split through chun-li's orb and sent her soaring into the croud
(chun-li) you know your a tought lil guy. let me know when your balls drop so we can talk about dating
(sean) No thanks, im already handsome i dont have to pay to get pleasure
(chun-li) you sure you dont wanna see whats up my skirt hunny
(sean) wh..what. o..of...of course i do...NOT i do NOT
chun-li begins rising her skirt
(chun-li) you sure baby
(sean) oooh yeeeaah
(Ken) HEY KIDD WHADDAYA DOIN OUT THERE KICK HER ASS DONT FALL FOR-
(chun-li) SPINNING BIIIIRD KICK
(sean) HUH?!...OOF...HYEH...UWAA...AAAAAARRRRGGGGG
(ken) that....uhh...OK PEOPLE SHOWS OVER LAAAAAATER. Damnit sean how did you fall for that i taught you better then to-
(chun-li) Ken Masters
(ken) oh i love the way you say my name baby cheeks how can i be of service?
(chun-li) {holds up a photo of akuma} you seen this guy?
(ken) SEEN HIM!!?? have I seen HIM?!?! ok lemme ask you a question are you a blonde??
(chun-li) EXCUSE ME!!??
(ken) skip it... Yeh i kno him he's my sensei's brother and murderer. I've been holding these little street fights hoping to come in contact with him BEFORE the tournament and deal with him like he dealt with sensei.
(chun-li){hold up a photo of Ryu} i have reason to believe you know this man also
(ken) thats an awful snapshot he really doenst look that uptight.. oh yeh the question sorry.. yeh i know him he's my best bud and my most fierce of nemsis we jus compete against eachother for fun in the tournament but dont think we hold out on eachother cuz we're friends OOHH NOO BABY we go all out full assault on eachother no holds barred and
(sean) YEH AND MASTER RYU ALWAYS KICKS YOUR ASS SOMETHIN HORRIBLE. HUH SENSE??.......OOF
(ken){kicks sean in the gut} SHADDAP KIDD YOU BOTHER ME YOU ARREDY GOT ONE ASS WHOOPIN, YOUR PLAYIN ON A SECOND. but anyways yeh i kno him and he's lookin for Akuma too. Why? Who are you
(chun-li) names Chun-Li. im a secret agent hunting down evidence on this man to further find out about the shandaloo-
(ken) Shandaloo?? isnt that Bisons peoples
(chun-li) YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM
(ken) KNOW ABOUT THEM?? HELL , ME N RYU CANT GET EM OFF OUR ASSES SAGATS BEEN AFTER US EVER SINCE RYU GAVE HIM THAT SCAR
(chun-li) you mean Bisons bodygaurd sagat??
just as ken was about to respond he, sean, and chunli did a complete about face at the sound of a deep bellowing voice coming from the shadows
(Sagat) THAT IS PRECISELY THE SAGAT HE MEANS. How do i know. because heeee is I and I am HIM you see??
(sean) FUCK MAN YOU KNOW EVERY TIME I SEE YOU , YOU SEEM TO JUS GET UGLIER AND UGLIER MAN DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED OF LOOKING GRUESOME CUZ IM TIRED OF YOU DOIN IT
(sagat) if you fought as well as you run your mouth i think i would consider letting you into shandaloo
(sean) FUCK OFF DIP SHIT
sean rose to his feet and went into his fighting position
(ken) yo baby cakes err.. chun-li GET READY HE'S NOW MUCH OF A TALKER IF YOU KNO WHAT I MEAN
(chun-li) Got it
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AND SO IT CONTINUES