Demi: Just to let you know Neko is very very protective of me and
when something like what happened in the last chapter happens she gets all
weird this time she behaved her self but the last time she went into a
homicidal rage and kept saying the "F" word a lot but you have to admit she
makes up the greatest curse very.. ummm inventive and original.
(Neko is 17 and Demi is 16, Duo is 17, Vegeta is.never mind) (With special guest appearances by love-sick Yusumi, molested Duo, Drunk Vegeta, a dead mizzy, thanks to the good people at Spandex Co. and special thanks from Neko to YU-GI-OH for. you'll see *wink*)
Caution: May contain graphic fan girl situations, written at 2:00 in the morning. I.E. We are sad and horny.....
Beware: This story has no real plot, it may seem like it does but no it does not, it is just a way to express our sicko fantasies, especially Demi. And we give our most sincere apologies to the abused Neko she will be given one free jet plane. See end.
Disclaimer: We at DN Chronicles do not own the characters from the hit show Dragonball Z (Vegeta). We do not own any of the YU-GI-OH people and we do not own [the incredibly sexy] Duo Maxwell from the popular series Gundam Wing [Although Neko would love to] Neko: Just thought I'd remind you..
Neko left the room grinning, whistling, and shirtless holding a very drunk, very wasted, very STUPID Demi. In her mind Neko promised revenge for her shirt and it would all start when Demi woke up the next morning with the biggest hangover ever, also awaking to loud screeching noises and NO ASPIRIN ETC. IN THE HOUSE!! The cat-girl walked down the hall completely comfortable with Demi's dead weight and herself being shirtless in a bra, Neko considered taking the bra off for comfort but thought better, since Demi would not of appreciated waking up pressed against Neko's bare breasts and probably would of bitten and or fainted again, therefore causing Neko to drop kick her across the room.
Yusumi blinked out of his Shocked state and glanced around he was behind the spandex factory, next to a garbage can, and a huge Demi shaped hole in the wall. Suddenly like a huge horrible black wave he remembered everything that had happened. Yusumi sunk to the ground completely miserable. Then Yusumi started to rant "Demi thinks I'm GAY? ME? ANKHE- eer Yusumi?" he finished weakly, he decided to leave the rantings to Neko. Somewhere far off he heard whistling. Yusumi shivered he knew that tune it was her favourite and he also knew she was still really mad at him for. ya'know trying to wipe her off the face of the planet and all. Yusumi let out a deep sigh and floated slowly toward the tune to declare a short truce so he could get home in one piece.
Thankfully Demi did not puke on her, but then again she didn't wake up either. As Neko walked she thought about her escape plan, well it was not really a plan since all she had to do was walk out of the now deserted Dojo but what can I say Neko likes to name plans. Ok First of all. Find Yusumi make him turn into a Demon and then dump Demi on him, he could carry her after all he'd just L-O-V-E the excuse to touch her even though she thought he was gay. Besides if Yusumi carried Demi he couldn't hit me. Second: Find Duo and make Yusumi carry him. Third: Find transportation use nudity if needed. Fourth: Burn down Dojo... Well not really Demi would be pissed and the spandex factory might catch on fire. Neko stopped horrified at the thought of a destroyed spandex company along with the extremely hot male spandex clad employees brunt to a crisp. Neko started to walk again she thought about the problem of transportation what if the sight of her naked couldn't get a car. (NAW!!) She could always trade the use of Demi's unconscious body to some poor drooling sap. "Eww" Neko shuddered thinking of old naked men always gave her the creeps and if they were to touch Demi. Well. She'd have to kick their old wrinkly asses. "Eww" Neko shuddered again the hair on the nape of her neck rising at the thought of old wrinkly asses. So starts P-GOOT-FAD "Plan Get Out Of The Freaking Ass Dojo"
Neko continued on only to bump into Yusumi. Neko's eyes narrowed as she barked out an order, "Yusumi, Change into demon form right now and take Demi off my hands" When Yusumi didn't move because of the shock of seeing Demi in her current state, Neko hissed and said, "RIGHT NOW!! CAZ I AM SO BEYOND PISSED AT YOU FOR NOT GUARDING HER YOU WORTHLESS PUDDLE OF YELLOW CRAP." Yusumi managed to rip his eyes from Demi, and stared at Neko, "What in holy hell happened to Demi??!" Yusumi glanced up for a moment, "and.. where's your shirt girl?" Neko cocked an eyebrow and replied, "Do you have a problem with my lack of clothing? Or." Neko finally grinned, "Should I take off more?" Yusumi seemed to turn a pale green, and muttered, "I'll live thanks."
Then there was a huge flash of yellow and red light. Neko gasped as she saw what seemed to be a fox about the size of a full grown horse, with nine huge whips of fire exploding out of the end, and a red mane of fire decorated with charm beads and golden rings attached to the ends of long crimson braids. Neko was afraid at first to touch the golden creature but gathered the courage to place Demi on him like a horse. "Don't drop her she IS unconscious you know." Neko looked back and it almost seemed like the demon was chuckling slightly. Neko stepped back and voices moulded together from the noises outside seemed to speak to her. "I could never drop Demi.you on the other hand I can make exceptions for." He cocked his head slightly so that the many golden loops in his ears sparkled in the sun, and the voices came again in Neko's ears again. "Getting on?" Neko backed away one more step, "What so you can eat me? Not a chance?" Neko shook her head and giggled nervously, "Actually we need to save a portion of your fat furry ass for Duo to sit on since he's lost a lot of blood and is probably still passed out in the closet"
After the exchange of "Demi duty" Neko, Yusumi and the unconscious Demi that was sprawled on Yusumi's furry back, desperately searched for the lost Duo. Neko groaned and slapped her forehead, "Come on! How hard is it to find a huge puddle of blood with a my Gundam pilot in it?" Annoyed, Yusumi barked and started to walk down another passage leaving Neko to walk on ranting, completely oblivious to he fact that Yusumi and Demi were not following her anymore.
Yusumi had smelled the metallic tang of Gundam pilot blood and had padded down another hallway he didn't care much for Neko or for Duo but he was in a pitying mood after all Duo couldn't help himself, Neko had some strange power over other men especially if she got them alone, and if Duo was bleeding he could not just leave him to die he didn't deserve it. A shudder ran through Yusumi's frame as he imagined what Neko had done to make Duo bleed so much.
Turning another corner Yusumi spied a trickle of blood coming from under a door, pushing the door open with his nose he found Duo. The demon rolled his eyes at the thought of how to get Duo unto his back without dropping his precious Demi. Grabbing the spandex waistband in his teeth and desperately trying not to look down he picked up Duo and went in search of Neko.
*Evil elevator music starts playing*
Bakura: If you want to know more about Yusumi and a drawn picture of him we will be creating something for him. um to put on this site. But we have not yet gotten around to it. Also when Dojo Wars is done DN Chronicles will be starting a sequel that will help to explain who Yusumi is. And shut down that music before I send you to the shadow realm. *Mutters* stupid theme music guys
*The music stops*
Bakura: And if you're wondering why I'm here making this announcement it's because Demi is off trying to hunt down and kill Duo.which I don't think is a very bad idea it'd get him away from MY Neko. Vegeta is off killing things because this fic has "offended him" Yusumi is somewhere following Demi and Neko is currently spending time in my shadow room and there she will stay until she says she'll go out on another date with me and permanently become mine. And no no no*shakes head* I'm not obsessive.
(Neko is 17 and Demi is 16, Duo is 17, Vegeta is.never mind) (With special guest appearances by love-sick Yusumi, molested Duo, Drunk Vegeta, a dead mizzy, thanks to the good people at Spandex Co. and special thanks from Neko to YU-GI-OH for. you'll see *wink*)
Caution: May contain graphic fan girl situations, written at 2:00 in the morning. I.E. We are sad and horny.....
Beware: This story has no real plot, it may seem like it does but no it does not, it is just a way to express our sicko fantasies, especially Demi. And we give our most sincere apologies to the abused Neko she will be given one free jet plane. See end.
Disclaimer: We at DN Chronicles do not own the characters from the hit show Dragonball Z (Vegeta). We do not own any of the YU-GI-OH people and we do not own [the incredibly sexy] Duo Maxwell from the popular series Gundam Wing [Although Neko would love to] Neko: Just thought I'd remind you..
Neko left the room grinning, whistling, and shirtless holding a very drunk, very wasted, very STUPID Demi. In her mind Neko promised revenge for her shirt and it would all start when Demi woke up the next morning with the biggest hangover ever, also awaking to loud screeching noises and NO ASPIRIN ETC. IN THE HOUSE!! The cat-girl walked down the hall completely comfortable with Demi's dead weight and herself being shirtless in a bra, Neko considered taking the bra off for comfort but thought better, since Demi would not of appreciated waking up pressed against Neko's bare breasts and probably would of bitten and or fainted again, therefore causing Neko to drop kick her across the room.
Yusumi blinked out of his Shocked state and glanced around he was behind the spandex factory, next to a garbage can, and a huge Demi shaped hole in the wall. Suddenly like a huge horrible black wave he remembered everything that had happened. Yusumi sunk to the ground completely miserable. Then Yusumi started to rant "Demi thinks I'm GAY? ME? ANKHE- eer Yusumi?" he finished weakly, he decided to leave the rantings to Neko. Somewhere far off he heard whistling. Yusumi shivered he knew that tune it was her favourite and he also knew she was still really mad at him for. ya'know trying to wipe her off the face of the planet and all. Yusumi let out a deep sigh and floated slowly toward the tune to declare a short truce so he could get home in one piece.
Thankfully Demi did not puke on her, but then again she didn't wake up either. As Neko walked she thought about her escape plan, well it was not really a plan since all she had to do was walk out of the now deserted Dojo but what can I say Neko likes to name plans. Ok First of all. Find Yusumi make him turn into a Demon and then dump Demi on him, he could carry her after all he'd just L-O-V-E the excuse to touch her even though she thought he was gay. Besides if Yusumi carried Demi he couldn't hit me. Second: Find Duo and make Yusumi carry him. Third: Find transportation use nudity if needed. Fourth: Burn down Dojo... Well not really Demi would be pissed and the spandex factory might catch on fire. Neko stopped horrified at the thought of a destroyed spandex company along with the extremely hot male spandex clad employees brunt to a crisp. Neko started to walk again she thought about the problem of transportation what if the sight of her naked couldn't get a car. (NAW!!) She could always trade the use of Demi's unconscious body to some poor drooling sap. "Eww" Neko shuddered thinking of old naked men always gave her the creeps and if they were to touch Demi. Well. She'd have to kick their old wrinkly asses. "Eww" Neko shuddered again the hair on the nape of her neck rising at the thought of old wrinkly asses. So starts P-GOOT-FAD "Plan Get Out Of The Freaking Ass Dojo"
Neko continued on only to bump into Yusumi. Neko's eyes narrowed as she barked out an order, "Yusumi, Change into demon form right now and take Demi off my hands" When Yusumi didn't move because of the shock of seeing Demi in her current state, Neko hissed and said, "RIGHT NOW!! CAZ I AM SO BEYOND PISSED AT YOU FOR NOT GUARDING HER YOU WORTHLESS PUDDLE OF YELLOW CRAP." Yusumi managed to rip his eyes from Demi, and stared at Neko, "What in holy hell happened to Demi??!" Yusumi glanced up for a moment, "and.. where's your shirt girl?" Neko cocked an eyebrow and replied, "Do you have a problem with my lack of clothing? Or." Neko finally grinned, "Should I take off more?" Yusumi seemed to turn a pale green, and muttered, "I'll live thanks."
Then there was a huge flash of yellow and red light. Neko gasped as she saw what seemed to be a fox about the size of a full grown horse, with nine huge whips of fire exploding out of the end, and a red mane of fire decorated with charm beads and golden rings attached to the ends of long crimson braids. Neko was afraid at first to touch the golden creature but gathered the courage to place Demi on him like a horse. "Don't drop her she IS unconscious you know." Neko looked back and it almost seemed like the demon was chuckling slightly. Neko stepped back and voices moulded together from the noises outside seemed to speak to her. "I could never drop Demi.you on the other hand I can make exceptions for." He cocked his head slightly so that the many golden loops in his ears sparkled in the sun, and the voices came again in Neko's ears again. "Getting on?" Neko backed away one more step, "What so you can eat me? Not a chance?" Neko shook her head and giggled nervously, "Actually we need to save a portion of your fat furry ass for Duo to sit on since he's lost a lot of blood and is probably still passed out in the closet"
After the exchange of "Demi duty" Neko, Yusumi and the unconscious Demi that was sprawled on Yusumi's furry back, desperately searched for the lost Duo. Neko groaned and slapped her forehead, "Come on! How hard is it to find a huge puddle of blood with a my Gundam pilot in it?" Annoyed, Yusumi barked and started to walk down another passage leaving Neko to walk on ranting, completely oblivious to he fact that Yusumi and Demi were not following her anymore.
Yusumi had smelled the metallic tang of Gundam pilot blood and had padded down another hallway he didn't care much for Neko or for Duo but he was in a pitying mood after all Duo couldn't help himself, Neko had some strange power over other men especially if she got them alone, and if Duo was bleeding he could not just leave him to die he didn't deserve it. A shudder ran through Yusumi's frame as he imagined what Neko had done to make Duo bleed so much.
Turning another corner Yusumi spied a trickle of blood coming from under a door, pushing the door open with his nose he found Duo. The demon rolled his eyes at the thought of how to get Duo unto his back without dropping his precious Demi. Grabbing the spandex waistband in his teeth and desperately trying not to look down he picked up Duo and went in search of Neko.
*Evil elevator music starts playing*
Bakura: If you want to know more about Yusumi and a drawn picture of him we will be creating something for him. um to put on this site. But we have not yet gotten around to it. Also when Dojo Wars is done DN Chronicles will be starting a sequel that will help to explain who Yusumi is. And shut down that music before I send you to the shadow realm. *Mutters* stupid theme music guys
*The music stops*
Bakura: And if you're wondering why I'm here making this announcement it's because Demi is off trying to hunt down and kill Duo.which I don't think is a very bad idea it'd get him away from MY Neko. Vegeta is off killing things because this fic has "offended him" Yusumi is somewhere following Demi and Neko is currently spending time in my shadow room and there she will stay until she says she'll go out on another date with me and permanently become mine. And no no no*shakes head* I'm not obsessive.